HEY CHILI!

“I actually like to have a patent on a suicide box.
It's about the size of a regulare phone box and gives you a choice of being shot, axed, slashed, hanged or burned. And that all for...let's say, 5$ per service. The box gets sanitized and the remains automatically incinerated in one process. What's left falls through a grate into an ashbox and can be sold as fertilizer.”

“Hmmmmm..
No death by cunnilingus?”

“I appologize...bad sense of humor today.”

“It took 5 YEARS to deteriorate this thread, but MAN...it's going in a direction I LIKE!

;-)”

“Patent law is something I didn't work with. However, you need a patent search and then someone to file the patent.

JMitch may be in better position to answer this.”

“Actually Euro, your sense of humor is great today. That's pretty funny stuff :)

Thank you, Chill”

“eurohike, i'm pretty sure Futurama has the rights to that one.”

“On days like these I'd say this office holds the rights on being a suicide box.”

“The actual cause of cunnilingual death would be dehydration. Ewww (or ummm - depending on which end yer on :).”

“or gunshot if her husband walks in”

“or sodomy...”

“Just discovered a new function on this freakin' telephone, it says "get axed". I wonder...mmmm...did anybody ever try this button befor...?”

“Don't ax me - it's all I can do to get a dial tone.”

“axe me no questions. I'll cell you no lies.”

“So what's it Euro:

My way
or the hyway?”

“ooh ooh ooh, do the hyway”

“I don't have to axe anybody.


...not...today.”

“Hit the road, Jack -
Euro's mine!”

“what kind of ingots does she produce?”

“BOL! You do not wont me to awsner that!!
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“I hate to say it, but I am nobodies. The gentlemen can stop fighting about it. I'd hate if you'd pick out your eyes about it.”

“Chili. With beans!”

“I'm not fighting. I just wanted to know what come out of your mine :). gojo said you had one.”

“oh!...ah...uhm, ja...I was wondering about ingot.


Well, actually tonight no Chilli or beans. Pasta with spinache cream sauce.”

“I just love it when my wife wants chili at night.”

“I love chili best in the morning;-)~”

“no more chili for me”

“You can have my chili - it's on the floor over there. And over there. And there. And there...”

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLrElMOuaOY&feature=fvw

Well, I'm impressed.”

“Who would'nt be? Is it possible to wear out a replay button?”

“delightfully tacky yet unrefined”

“For years I said those girls had talent..and everyone just laughed....now who is laughing?????

See, I told ya' they had talent.”

“LMAO at Chili (the very first I ever awarded).”

“Thank ya' Thank ya' very much.”

“damn i'm thirsty”

“A new definition of sit on it and rotate”

“Wow, her parents must be so proud.”

“As they should be.”

“all I could think of was the joke about how to get 4 people on a bar stool. I kept picturing FOUR hooters girls on that upside down bar stool.”

“me too hyway.
But I pictured you, chili, Boogs, and another unnamed trail days AT hiker for some reason. *grin*”

“Let's not ruin a beautiful thing like the above video, with a mental image like that, OPIE.”

“I wonder where she learned to move her hips that way?”

“Hula Hoops”

“You are a kinky one Opie, but for teh record it would be Dub sharing that barstool with us.”

“Hula Hoops, uh, that could be it. Looks like someone like to be on top.”

“Looks like someone like to be on top.”
dayhiker
8:09:53 AM
7/14/09


Damn, that might be painful.”

“chili's imagining being on top of the bar stool, while some of us are imaging ourselves taking the place of the bar stool :)”

“Burn..........”

“You young guys could probably stand up to her riding you like that bar stool, but hell, I am getting old and slow, I am thinking it would put me out of commission for day or two.”

“I'm just shocked no TT women have chipped in with words of admiration for this wonderful young lady's talents.”