Why Dating Rocks!

“true”

“so whom are you dating?”

“He'd #&%!$ a pile of rocks if he thought there might be a snake in there.”

“Tilt must have sand in his vag today. LOL”

“Why dating rocks? Why not? Rocks are good...”

“Hey Goober!”

“silly boyos. obviously ye need a good boinking.”

“Now why don't the women in my area think like that?”

“...because they're in your area?

'32oz”

“dizzy is a very wise woman.”

“This is one way to get your grove on: http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20081127/NEWS02/811270373/-1/GETPUBLISHED03wp-atom.php”

“Hey if you googgle her she is actually kinda hot, in a kinda hot sort of way...

'32oz”

“Can you imagine being the poor dumb bastard who the police had to find and say "sir, can you come identify the woman having sex in the bathroom, we think it might be your wife"”

“Coworker of mine set me up with one of his wife's friends the other weekend.

We did the "meet at the resturant" so there were no strings attached.

Ended up being invited back for coffee at her house. So we are chatting and I mention "backpacking". Apparently her EX was a big time "Gear Sl^t" and she has a WHOLE bedroom of some pretty cool stuff.

She explained she was never "allowed" to go camping with him but she always wanted to try it.

SO when it gets a bit more reasonable at night..we have an open weekend.

OH and we found his "REI Rewards" sheet dude had $500.00 in rewards due back....”

“Is the 'ex' dead?”

“Stovie he took off about a half a year ago. Got into drugs, etc. She came in one night and found him a three women (half naked) doing Meth in the living room while their 6 year old daughter was in the next room watching TV.”

“TMI
;-)”

“I'm sure she told you that in confidence. Then again, she may be angry enough to shout it to the world.”

“XL moves fast on the first date:
1)dinner
2)coffee
3)bedroom”

“.....but does she pee in the shower?”

“They're pipes......They're all connected right?”

“Shes used to being abused.”

“Um she may pee in the shower. I really don't care.”

“I figured we needed some posts on a happy thread too. I'll be spending all next week camping with my girlfriend in Acadia National Park. I think I found a keeper. She likes to hike and camp. Still haven't gotten a backpack on her yet, but possibly soon.”

“That is awesome! have a great time!”

“I love my husband...he is the best date I have ever had....”

“Sounds Awesome zac! I am hoping that i'll be on this thread in about 3 months saying about the same thing.”

“I once took a chick on a date to a hiking trip at Sipsey. On the night hike in, I broke my leg and she had to tend to me for two days until she could get me to hospital.”

“Ouch, Chili.

Good luck, Zac.”

“It worked out pretty well, gremlin. I later married her.”

“how'd that work out for you chili ;)

I have a date tonight....with my wife of almost 16 years.”

“Better than I could have possibly imagined, DH.”

“awwwwwwww ... That's so sweet!”

“:)”

“Well, chili is "getting some" tonight. ;-)”

“only if his leg ain't broke”

“Chili broke his hogleg? Ouch indeed!

Awesome, zac. Impress her with your ability to suck out the snake venom.”

“I haven't been on a date in almost 25 years but I ain't skeerd!”

“It's like riding a bicycle. You will remember how it is done after a few laps around the track.”

“I hate dating...at the moment anyway”

“Woops, I posted this on the wrong thread”

“It's cool when you've been dating someone for a while and you realize that you would pick this person for your very best friend under completely different circumstances.”

“tenjen thats because you haven't dated me!!!”

“Spam, I knew there was a good reason!

I'm sorry to hear about the junk you're going through.”

“"Its like riding a bike".

Yeah but when you havent for years and years you wobble, lose your balance, get wore out quicker and it seems like more work than it used to be.”

“I think dating rocks when you date a lot of people at once - like on a backpacking trip.”

“Really???......and your number is???”

“ahem...excuse me?”

“woops:o
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