Why Dating Rocks!

“and who says the art of seduction is dead?”

“I think I'm in love.”

“i am in love bm”

“are you trolling yourself BM?”

“y2 who the crap knows any more..lol”

“LMAO! I was waiting for that! I swear, if I'm trolling myself may I never be with another female again!”

“Please do not feed the Trolls. ;-)”

“no no, feed away.”

“BM you are sooooooooooo hot.. I can hardly stand it..should I am ever encounter you all I can say is God help YOU..hmmmmmm”

“BM you are sooooooooooo hot.. I can hardly stand it..should I am ever encounter you all I can say is God help YOU..hmmmmmm”
shamrock
11:36:47 PM
2/22/05

Is it not obvious, Y2? Along with my other comments?”

“It is you!!!! ;op”

“what is your point BM??”

“but I hate to tell you this, I really don't pay that much attention to who says what to you.”

“LMFAO! NO!

The Troll uses "crap" a lot.”

“Doesn't have much to do with me outside the "bearmaggot" use.

My point, shamrock, is I can't wait to meet you.”

“y2 I would not use crap to you”

“nite BM wish i could tuck you in love”

“Well that's very .... nice of you.”

“Goodnight, hunney
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“WEIRDO MUNDO...

lets get back to Div and how her fav. things get eaten on lovely dates.

LOL!”

“wellt that does sound like a good date”

“BrianSean has a girlfriend! It's soooo cute. (he's 13 1/2) He has been working around the house and collecting bottles so that he can take her to the movies today. Wow, he even took a shower and wore clean clothes! I'm going to milk this for all it's worth!!!!!!!”

“What movie?”

“gee, i forgot to ask. dumb move on my part.”

“you can tell a mom with two many kids. the last one gets away with murder.”

“true”

“Tell him to stop now before it is too late!!! J/K, I hope he has a great time :)”

“Pfft!!

He's a good kid, I wouldn't worry about which movie.........just curious.

I would just tell him to be careful crossing the street and..................."have fun....I love you".”

“that's just about what i did. young love, so sweet.”

“This one may require posting to Parents of the Year thread as well.

I WROTE THE BOOK OF LOVE
9-YEAR-OLD REVEALS DATING SECRETS

He's only 9, but this pint-sized pickup artist already knows plenty about pleasing the ladies.

So much, in fact, that Alec Greven's dating primer, "How to Talk to Girls" - which began as a handwritten, $3 pamphlet sold at his school book fair - hit the shelves nationwide last week.

PHOTOS: Nine-Year-Old Gives Dating Advice

The fourth-grader from Castle Rock, Colo., advises Lothario wannabes to stop showing off, go easy on the compliments to avoid looking desperate - and be wary of "pretty girls."

"It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry," he writes in Chapter Three.

"Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil."




Preach on brother...preach on...”

“LOL, wise beyond his years.”

“What's wrong with covering a pretty girl with oil?”

“He's an entrepreneur to boot!”

“LOL

*waves* @ Ruby!”

“you don't need dates. you only need buddies.”

“AMEN sister! Dating SUKS!
I think I'd do much better with a benefitial friend and skip all the other crap.”

“ABSOLUTELY!!!”

“What I need is an income that will support a naughty live-in nanny. That would be ideal. You don't feel like moving to indiana do you dizzy?”

“no, but if you move out here, i'll be your buddy. we can go backpacking together. you won't even have to support me, unless you want to.
;)

i'm done taking care of kids. my job is all the kids i can handle, LOL!”

“I will be in AZ in august. if ya wanna drive out to the GC north rim...”

“i'll be working summer camp from mid june until mid august, wanna visit me there? the PCT runs through a corner of our camp.”

“Hmmmm... A week in the grandcanyon followed by a weekend on the PCT... very tempting. you naughty girl. LOL!”

“there's a back door to every cabin, mine included, LOL!”

“backdoor? oh my.”

“Oooooooooo!”

“mybad!”

“That naughty girl needs a spanking.”

“i do, i'm so bad!”

“Wow, this thread finally got interesting.”

“that's cause i dropped in”