Hey embear!

“Despite the fact I sold you to Father Goose for two pigs, I hope you can make the Savage Gulf trip this weekend.
We'll need someone to keep yam in line (IF she shows up). ;)”

“So there is going to be female wrestling on this trip?”

“Dang, I hope so!!!!”

“I hope the kids feel like hiking.

Nothing like trail entertainment to reduce the no shows.”

“You should enter cottonsocks, chili, I bet she would do well...”

“We may NEED her on this trip.
Her brother is one of the Savage Gulf rangers.”

“Sorry I havent posted in a while...been vacationing! I had to change my status to a maybe for this weekend. Some things have come up and I'm not sure if I can make it:( I'll probably know by Thursday.”

“Oh, we're in trouble now...”

“Oh yeah, my brother is a ranger on the Fiery Gizzard side. I don't think he could help. He has told me that there are some very strict rangers on the savage side. They do make arrests EVERY weekend.”

“Hopefully being gorgeous is not a crime out there, otherwise, I'd highly reccomend you stay away embear. Nobody wants to visit you in jail.”

“Awwwww, BB. Maybe we'll get to meet someday.”

“BB - that was an awful line - though you didn't seem to put off embear ;o)”

“He probably still asks girls to call the police because she stole his heart...”

“What type of arrests? Define arrest? Writing a small fine or spending the night in the gray bar hotel?”

“Embear's radiant beauty is only surpassed by her outstanding personality, which is why she wasn't put off.”

“Or it could just be pity...”

“maybe nausea has set in ;o)”

“That dayhiker shore has a purty mouth.”

“did he say gray bar hotel of gay hotel bar?”

“or or or”

“gray bar...as in the poky, the slammer, the cooler, the hoosegow, the big house, Sodomy Central, etc. etc. etc....”

“not that different then :o)”

“Grey bar as in jail. I'm just curious what's going on that folks get arrested everyweekend. Maybe folks who don't know jack about hiking?”

“Probably people hiking after dark and drinking devil alcohol! ;)”

“From the conversations that Father Goose and I had with a Ranger last year, drugs = jail. Rowdy drunks = jail. They are there to make sure that no one ruins anybody else's fun, and to enforce our country's ridiculous drug laws.”

“I guess with the Collins campsites being close to the road you get that. That's a shame that some rowdies will ruin it for the rest of us.”

“Stovie is correct. Mostly due to drugs and alcohol. There are a few rangers with dogs who will sniff sniff sniff...Night hiking will just get you a citation.”

“oh crack. if embear's not going, then for sure i'm not going!!

she's my idol!!”

“If embear doesn't show up, I'm gettin' my pigs back from stovestomper...”

“Sorry FG. They are now waste products. They were very TASTY! ;)”

“em--

went out last night and heard some news that pisses me off and breaks my heart. Buffalo River Psycho still has his girlfriend.

It's like it was all for naught. :(”

“girls, please, please kidnap michelle, she's bored without me there..lmao”

“LOL Opie,
We'll get her out, we just gotta find a time we can all jive! Of course, after that she won't ever wanna hang with anybody but embear and I. She'll say....'Opie who?'”

“OMG! Thats so horrible! I kinda guessed that would happen though. People like that just don't ever learn and just keep on asking for more.

Opie - didnt she just have a huge bachelorette party? THat doesnt sound boring. I think you are just wishing she were bored without you:)

j/k! Where are you anyway?”

“Yam, are you going bpacking this weekend?”

“didn't currahee say that she and her girls were hot last weekend when they hit his pub and others”

“Yes Ewker, he did. Really Hot!”

“i'm debating, em. i have some options. looooooove the options. :)”

“and.......

dont keep me in suspense!”

“CHARLESTON THIS WEEK AND WEEKEND AND JACKSON MS NEXT WEEK. MAYBE I SHOULD SEND HER ON A SOLO TRIP THIS WEEKEND..LOL”

“Clea














vage!!!”

“love the space in the middle..mashed together like to mountain ranges....AARRRGGGGHHHH


screw you guys..i'm 8 hours away..i hate you now brian...lol”

“how did this evolve to mashed moutain ranges?

Opie, I think you're the one getting lonely! :)”

“it'll be ok, my buddy is taking me to a establishment of ill repute tonight, tommorrow, and saturday...lol”

“LOL! I had so much fun last weekend that I'm still recuperating!

currahee are you trying to get me in trouble?

"it'll be ok, my buddy is taking me to a establishment of ill repute tonight, tommorrow, and saturday...lol"
OPIE
01:09:52 PM

And just where do you think you are going mister? ;)

This traveling thing sucks!!!!!!”

“OPIE is probably just going to watch WWF in person on those nights. He's been saving up run down folding chairs for a month”

“CURRAHEE won't get you in trouble...show 'dem puppies off.

Dayhiker..yea...wrasslin..lol”

“can I be cleavaged???

really, I don't mind meaningless sex. Its a good healthy thing. and by meaningless, I only mean, sex without the strings of attachment, not that it wouldn't matter...oh god, I don't know what I'm saying...someone please HELP ME!!!!

Dear God, I've missed sex for way too long, forgive me for my lusting after everywoman that is good looking and breathing...ok...breathing only. Thanks God...amen”

“geesh, somebody get stikmon a woman”

“someone please get me a woman....”