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Well, I gotta get drunk & I sure do regr et it...
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“I guess he likes big butts. And he cannot lie.”
Mapleleaf, that's just wrong!
“MMMMMMMM lots of nooks and cranies....”
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“mapleleaf, too funny!”
“Fats and skinny
Layin in bed
Fats rolled over
Skinny was dead”
...You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring”
“she got a sister ??”
“If you're gonna post my picture on the web, can I please get some royalties?
“EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That is one BIG BOOTY!”
“AmyG I think I know you. and your dog too.”
“Yesssss, Thirsty Thursday tonight, last one of the season!”
“That a game you play with the Misses?”
“lol no, $1 beer at the ballpark...”
“Nice! This baseball, minor league?
The White Sox have dollar hot dog Thursdays. Those are good nights.”
“Yup. My bro and I go, get blitzed, and entertain the non-drunks around us with our wit and antics.”
“My bro and I go, get blitzed, and entertain the non-drunks around us with our wit and antics.”
What a little turd.”
“Wat be wrong wit dat Mutt? Sounds like a good time to me.
The last time I got really drunk at a game was a few years ago and a Cubs game (everyone gets drunk at a Cubs game). We were at a friends bachelor party. You have to know a little of Wrigley Fields to know how this works. In the mens room, basically the toilet is just a long trough you go into. Pretty simple.
A good friend of mine who is a chemist was there. He gave like 6 of us different color placebo pills that would just make our pee a different color. I wanna say we had blue, green, red, purple, orange and black.
We all took the pills befor the game started and sometime in the 4 or 5th inning we all went to the head. We scattered out at one trough and started. The few people that were not part of us all stared down at the rainbow mixture. It was classic.”
“That's one of the funniest things i've ever heard of.
I'd love to slip one of those pills into a co-workers water or something and then follow them into the bathroom to see if tehre was any reaction!”
“LOL @ WK! Now that's funny!”
“WK, now THAT is funny! You guys should have screamed in agony while you were whizzing and said "stay away from the beer!" LMAO”
Pee in Technicolor?
“That's hilarious, dude.”
“Well, I managed to get a dirty look for an old woman last night, so I guess I had a good time! The line that did it?
OK, a little setup. The third baseman on the opposing team (Mobile BayBears, for those who are keeping score) had just magnificently flubbed a grounder, which bounced off his glove and into short left field. This allowed a run. So then he calls the trainer out and they're looking at his hand. His glove hand. So I shout "How did you hurt your glove hand? You have a glove on it!"
This is the line which caused the old woman to turn around and glare at me.”
“Mutt has a problem with people who drink. He does like world domination, though!”
“I was wondering if you made it into work today. ;-)
last edited: 8/26/05 8:59:02 AM”
“Ha! No, after the 10-beer debacle of last month, I kept it to three. Well, three 20oz beers, which is, lessee, 60oz, or 5 regular beers. I feel fine this morning.”
“One of my favorite taunts I heard from Tara. When one of the other teams gets hurt yell, “Gee, I hope he didn’t hurt his vagina!”.”
“My night out at the Minor League game was Wednesday; Billings Mustangs vs. the Orem, UT Owls HOOT! HOOT!
We have a designated beer batter--if he gets a hit it's 4 beers for $6.00!”
“Another thing: The plate umpire was calling strikes last night with this really loud "HA!" sound. So my brother, who drank a lot more than me, took to doing the same. For some reason, this didn't earn him a dirty look from the old woman, but it did amuse the hell out of the Korean guy sitting a couple rows down and a few seats over from us.”
“Maybe HA means something naughty in Korean?”
“Maybe, I dunno.”
“Anyway, you can tell your brother it means "I love sheep" or something like that, lol.”
“Wounded Knee, it sounds like you guys has a real piss-uh of a good time!!”
“I think it means "You suck. Go sit down.".”
“OK, I emailed him. This oughta be interesting.”
“Did the Stars finally beat the Bay Bears or was it a sweep?”
“The Stars won 5-0. It was a good game.
The BayBears actually walked in a run, it was a hoot.”
“If it'd been the other way it'd meant more beer!”
“True, true. But I was going to limit myself to three last night anyway, so I would be cogent this morning, lol...”
“I wish someone would have videotaped it...”
“Well, they do have an awfully cute cameragirl who videos the whole thing, but I don't know if the archive the tapes or not.
And she tends to concentrate on the game, not on the drunks in the stands, more's the pity.”
“My brother has not yet responded to any of my emails...I think he's sleeping it off.”
“or he's frantically searching for a Korean translater on teh 'net to prove to himself that your messin with him.”
“Nah...I finally talked to him. He was sleepin' it off...lol...”
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