The 3 O'Clock Crawl

“LOL...awwwwww.........sorry lumberzac........LOL......”

“BTW I'm still waiting for my beer. There's none in the house, and the truck has a flat so I can't go to the store and buy some.”

“Poor you lumbezac!”

“maybe there is beer delivery? or you could invite someone over, who could bring you some, cuz you sure are deserving of it. or you could pan over to the thread about alcoholism and call it a night.
seriously, i hope the sun shines brightly on you the rest of the week(month)”

“My last Christmas party I got wasted, ate all the food, ran copies of my a$$ on the copy machine and had sex with the boss in the broom closet. Only bad thing is, I’m self employed and I was the only one there!”

“lol! Nigal. Maybe it's time to hire an 'assistant!'”

“will you send us copies Nigal???”

“Well I got my car back this morning. The auto body shop did a great job. The car looks bran spanking new. Never did get my beer though. I'll have to pick up a six-pack tonight. What the he!!, make it a twelve.”

“I'm just glad I put 70,000 mile tires on my car. I wont have to go through this for a while. Never ever put new tires on a car.

Here is why.
First car: Put new tires on it, blew the engine two days later.

Second car: Put new tires on it, fuel pump went a week later.

Third car: Put new tires on it, blew the rear differential a week or two later.

Current car: See above posts.”

“I'm having a similar, although less dramatic, round of troubles with my van after putting four new tires on it. I think lumberzac is on to something here.”

“i've noticed that my car can read my mind. like, if i'm thinking that maybe something will go wrong with it, it usually does.”

“Visualize getting your oil changed...”

“LOL!! my dad just did that recently, actually. however, there is some sort of scary thumping noise that no one can figure out. my car has such "character"!”

“I have no doubt of your psychic powers, lyra!”

“lyra, I have the solution to the thumping noise.

Let the guy out of the trunk.”

“HA!! :-)”

“Just thought I would let everyone know I finally got some beer.
:)”