The Night Crawlers: Scorch, Dub, Roam

“We can beat the "Lime green Jello" thread” I know it.”

“what does it take to beat it?”

“been "working" for an hour and a half, and I haven't done a single thing...”

“That's a good start.
lol”

“wait... let me make a list of what i've done so far:

Watched the snow fall out the window
Watched the clock hands go 'round
Listened to people droning in the background
I ordered a wiring harness for my car
Checked my e-mail
Posted on TT

Maybe I should talk to myself again...”

“Wow, that's sounds about as exciting as watching the paint dry...

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“Yo, sup

ya buncha SLAcKERS!”

“RA is hooked up?”

“I am here!! dammit!! i am here!!
hey roam!! Ready for our trip?? PS, u signed up too, are u ready??”

“I thought I had deleted that trip - i sent an email to the people/trolls that were signed up telling them they were on their own.

It'd be a fun trip to do. You should go Gemini!

and yes, I'm live in my apartment, here in Loveland, CO!”

“Slackers! It's been 2 hours since there was a post to this thread”

“So, like, is this the drunking post thread?”

“If you're too drunk to know you're in the wrong place.”

“Roam -

Loveland - Thats less than 45 minutes from the entrance to RMNP you Bastard! How come you live there and I don't... AAARGGGhh

Oh well.......soon! ha ha ha”

“Because I'm sooooooo good! THATS why!

(and because Estes Park is just too damn far from work to drive it everyday).

There's even another TT'r here in Loveland now. Come join us and we'll all have a blast!

mooooooahahahahahahah
last edited: 12/04/04 9:26:37 AM”

“We have taken over Loveland!

You must now pay us the toll to pass!”

“Man its good to have normal internet service again - dialup connection at the dang hotel was starting to get a little old.

Now if someone would just come empty all these stupid boxes!”

“Adventurist,

We must pay you to soil the pass?”

“umm..did u say something about a lass?”

“Dude, you've got to stop charging tolls; I mean, do you really want to turn Colorado into New Jersey?”

“so who here is having withdrawl from scorchie not posting?”

“oi, the pain; she hurts... (that would be me having withdrawals)”

“New gear new gear! I have new gear! yes!”

“Ah, the slackers awaken! Ok, spill it, what new gear and more importantly how fast can you ship it to me?”

“Hehe, this gear deserves to have a picture tell you what it is...so after this weekend I'll take a pic and upload it. It's very expensive, multi-use gear :-D”

“oh my - Dub bought a blowup doll!”

“Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Does it look like this?

”

“"Puke"

There I go--thinking of you again

You don't know how sick you make me
You make me #&%!$in' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poem
But from of the dome would probably be a little more, more suitable for this type of song--whoa
I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I could think of
Sixteen bars, this ain't enough to put some ink ta
So #&%!$ it, I'ma start right here by just be brief-a
Bout to rattle off some other reasons
I knew I shouldn't go and get another tattoo of you
On my arm, but what do I go and do
I go and get another one, now I got two
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I'm sittin' here with your name on my skin
I can't believe I went and did this stupid #&%!$ again
My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be Kim
Shi-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-it
If you only knew how much I hated you
For every mother#&%!$in' thing you ever put us through
Then I wouldn't be standing here crying over you
Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-who

You don't know how sick you make me
You make me #&%!$in' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter
But I thought a song would probably be a little better
Instead of a letter
That you'd probably just shred up--yeah
I stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made me stop and think of
How much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink ta, a stupid piece a
Paper, I'd rather let you see how
Much I #&%!$in' hate you in a freestyle
You're a #&%!$in' coke-head, I hope you #&%!$in' die
I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye
I hate your #&%!$in' guts, you #&%!$in' slut, I hope you die
Di-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ie
But please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or mad
It's not that I still love you, it's not 'cause I want you back
It's just that when I think of you, it makes me wanna
gag-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ag
What else can I do, I haven't got a clue
Now I guess I'll just move on, I have no choice but to
But every time I think of you now, I'll I wanna do
Is pu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uke

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me #&%!$in' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you, I puke

#&%!$in' #&%!$


Boy, I tell ya...got to love Eminem

it's stuck in my head.... awwwww.....”

“LOL

Hey, that should be my new theme song!

---- just kiddin


Hey, I'm almost thru unpacking! er, well, almost thru emptying the boxes out at least - now I have this giant pile of camping gear, some rope and assorted stuff in the corner of my bedroom.”

“taking you a while huh?
well, after u're done...then the good life begins. Hiking, hiking, hiking...lucky bastard u. lol

If you ever see this little town with the picture perfect mtns in the background, and a train track close by with a real old locomotive... tell me what the name was. They prolly have plenty of them, but this little town just stuck in my head for some strange reason.”

“I'll keep my eye out for that.”

“I feel for you Mr. Around. I once moved my family twice in 30 days...the whole shebang. The first move I did by myself, packing, loading, driving, unloading and unpacking, all with a case of beer on a weekend (I was much younger). When I got to work on Monday morning I had orders sending me to California. The ex-wife was never quite the same after that.”

“Woah, sounds like someone is holding a grudge...”

“yeah, he must be really ticked off that that chick. lol

I have the clean version though (yeah, yeah...I know...hard to believe...trust me I didn't buy in on purpose)

I like it because u should hear the beginning of the song, u hear him puke and it's nasty i tell ya.


HEY!! I can sing it really, really good. LMAO!! Really loud out the car window. I think it's time to move. I think Columbia knows me now.

Hey...I am still goign to Germany!! harharhar...I am sooooo excited!! I'll party all week long, and hike a couple days if they let me.
last edited: 12/05/04 6:19:07 PM”

“hi y'all,... just got back from texas. y'all is my fave new word.

we shot guns, went fishin (i out-fished batman luke... takes a bow, thank you, thank you), went muddin, boat rides, saw 2 bald eagles, went paint balling, ate mexican food, fed moos (cows), and met the family.... very fun time!!! can't wait to go back.”

“Wow, sounds very Texan. You sure you're not just reading the travel pamphlet for Texas?”

“GEMINI! That town is Leadville! I rode the train two summers ago. =)”

“pics from texas!
not making it up.

http://community.webshots.com/album/227860114rebHcK”

“Aren't the trees in texas sad?! Someday I'm going to go there in a month aside from July so I can actually go outside and see the dinasaur tracks and live it up Texas style a bit. July in texas sucks. The dogs don't even go outside until after the sun sets.”

“Sass, that name sounds very familiar. Wasn't it pretty?? I fell in love with that town back then. (hey, and I wasn't even hiking then)

Scorch, looking at your pics right now. Okay, looked at them. Nice pics. Mom and Dad look a little well... protective?? Is that the word I am looking for? smirk.

Do they know about you? I mean do they know you hike with crazy people? Do they really know all about u??

lmao!!
last edited: 12/05/04 9:30:03 PM”

“It was gorgeous Gem. The whole state is pretty gorgeous, but that little town was lovely. There were a few really nice galleries there too. One with a fantastic jewlery artist.

Scorchfire, nice mud!”

“I didn't really notice the sad trees... what do u mean by sad??

Do you really think his parents would care if i go hiking with crazy people if mine don't even care?! LOL”

“here's the "official" trip report:

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/35075,1.php”

“the trees aren't so sad lookin in the winter when they've lost their leaves. Its the summer when you realize how spartan and wilted from the heat they look.


I'll have to make a point to check out Leadville.”

“I've bee through Leadville...its on the way to Mt Elbert (highest in CO)”

“roamy, it was actually pretty cool down there this time of year.

it was in the low 50s or so.
last edited: 12/06/04 7:36:21 AM”

“If you met any of my Texan relatives while you were there, I would like to apologize and please don't hold it against me.”

“The trees are just so stunted and wilty, at least in Ft Worth.”

“that's a shame, sass. i guess i couldn't really get the true observation of the trees cause they were just starting to turn color and the temp was in the low 50s the whole time.”

“I don't suppose the climate really makes life easy for a tree down there. It was just such a remarkable difference from what I'm used to up here.”