Bacon Ring Story???

“veggie quesedila. although intestines & brains are sounding pretty tasty about now!
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“The ones on the high fat diet with no treatment have a yellowish liguid throughout their intestines, no formed feces. Their liver is completely pale, their kidneys have white splotches on them and they are full-o-fat!”

“Hey, would ya lookit this! It says, "Eat at Luigi's!"”

“BM, have you read "Stiff?" It s a book about cadavers from an historic perspective, Sounds like it might be up your (back*) alley.


* the "back" is to make reference to the nature of the thread!”

“Stiff, The Curious Lives of Cadavers
What happens to your body after you have died? Fertilizer? Crash Test Dummy? Human Dumpling? Ballistics Practise? Life after death is not as simple as it looks. Mary Roach's Stiff lifts the lid off what happens to our bodies once we have died. Bold, original and with a delightful eye for detail, Roach tells us everything we wanted to know about this new frontier in medical science. Interweaving present-day explorations with a history of past attempts to study what it means to be human, Stiff is a delicously dark investigations for readers of popular science as well as fans of the macabre.”

“In my case, hopefully the result will be:

1) A pile of organs for transplant
2) A pile of ashes for scattering”

“I hate stiffs.”

“ummm i dont.


my bad?”

“NecroMaplePhile”

“I smell baccccccccccccccccccon!

bacobaconbacon! I need bacon!”

“tossed salad with bacon bits?”

“Extra virgin olive oil for dressing.”

“I think I would forgo the parmesan cheese, however.”

“blue cheese definately RIGHT OUT!”

“I think cheese in general should be discarded.”

“Head cheese???”

“Um, yes Bearmagnet, that may be a good idea.


How about fungus? Mushrooms, anyone?
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“never mind
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“The Lord of the Bacon Ring to hear the tale in its entirety, you have no right posting about it. Some of us would like to keep it on the trail....sheesh.”

“elitist”

“My favorite quote of the whole thread...

“It is where the poop comes out. What is the mystery?”
bacpac
8:18:53 PM
11/24/03”

“This thread gives the name "Poopdeck Pappy" a whole new meaning.”

“Why climb a mountain? Why explore a cave?Because they are there.

You can not impress me with your exploits if you do not dare explore all within your grasp.”

“There seeme to be a few BR threads.”

“The bad visual image that goes along with CMB telling the bacon ring story has a profound impact on one's willingness to share a campfire with fellow TT'ers.”

“done that...old news...you were either there, or not. Let the past stay right where it belongs...in the past.”

“that story led me to many sleepless nights...awake in my tent...clutching my knife....”

“It's been reported that the guy that Dick Cheney shot was telling the bacon ring story at the time he was shot.”

“lol! I have vague memories of the story. I want to look but am afraid...................................but curious..................................”

“Heck, we have a whole new bunch of virgin bacon ring TT newbies to hear this story!
MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!”

“Back before Free24/SpiritCoy/Nicole met CMB, she was asking about the Bacon Ring story here.

I emailed the story to that dang crazy girl and she not only laughed at it, she married CMB!”

“I am a post BR TTer. Hook me up SS!”

“Its all true.....its all true...”

“it's a story that can only be heard in person...from the aflicted”

“Jimmy san, look what happened to the last person I emailed the story too. She married him.

Like OPIE said, best left to the campfire.”

“That is one of the many stories I wish I never heard.”

“Awwww maaannnnn!”

“Jimmy san, go watch Brokeback Mountain instead. It's a less scary story.”

“SS....is right lol”

“uhhh. nevermind. i don't want to know now.”

“Trust me Jimmy San, it's not suitable for posting.”

“i like bacon rings.”

“bacon, its whats for dinner....”

“i don't know the story but I do know there is only one things that tastes like bacon...”

“where you been? Its sad when have to hear from you on THIS thread. I'll be riding this year with the dudes in JB and Paragould. Do you road ride?”

“Jimmy San, I'll tell you about the bits I heard around the campfire (on the same hike a guy carried in a bag of ice to keep his beer cold, in the cooler he carried). But you must go on another TT hike to hear the tale.
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“What ever happened to Crazy Mike Backpacks?”

“He got tired of the bullsh*t here, plus SC keeps him in a hole in her basement.”

“oic”

“I keep him very busy.”