Bacon Ring Story???

“Do tell :)”

“Please do not tell me that it involves Fairies in a love ring?”

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“Mamabear, please don't disgrace your presence on my thread. Thanks for your cooperation, now leave your password after the beep....




















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“Nice quote, Tilt. One of my favs. And SUCH appropriate use!!!”

“Crazy Mike has a fetish with the naughty, naughty, no-no area of the human anatomy, which, by the way, resembles a fried piece of bacon, in a ring form. Mr. Backpacks shared this desire with a several large groups of TT'rs at a variety of gatherings...... hence, the bacon ring sagas.

Not that fetishes are wrong (I've shared mine concerning multiple partners with out the legal hassles of marriage), however, mine, and others on this board have not garnered the popularity of Mike's.

I hope this answers your question, have a nice day.”

“You don't want to know.”

“Yaz…. I found the formatting to be quite effective, also, I dare say.

to wit:

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tiltie, i am amazed and envious at the free time you seem to have on your hands... just an observation...”

“hey, it worked! small miracle.


I'm just one of those tortured souls that enjoys doing stuff like that.

o crap. It's Monday again already.

LOL -- Oh Well... short week, at least.”

“B Bear put it best!But it is much better to tell it when I am buzzed.


8)”

“That is the best, most succinct explanation of BACON RING that I have heard in a long time. (I have a feeling BB is good at such explanations in his own life. Hey, BB, how's Tara??!? LOL) (OH MY! Did I say "succinct??" Big word for sooooo early Monday a.m. I may be writing above 6th grade level in my stories this week.... WATCH OUT!!)”

“*cringes*...what a way to start the work day..thanks alot scorchie...you'll pay!



**flashes back to porn island ocala, FL**”

“Please, we've had enough perversion lately what with Michael Jackson and Rush Limbaugh in the news.”

“Dang newbies!
Next thing she'll have to know is what are those 'invisible' thread thingies? ;)”

“bacon ring reamed lately...if not, please sign up, below the dotted line.


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“i'll pass...”

“ahhhh, no thanks stik.”

“I'm having a colonoscopy in two weeks, does that count?”

“Ack.. I figured it had something to do with... yea....

Thanks, Stove, but I found the invisible threads out all by myself :P”

“....I believe you've opened the door for all sorts of ridicule...so beware of some of these knuckleheads....and especially the one called Stikmon...he's always looking for something to ream....

My advice....protect your bacon ring at all cost from these....well....you fill in the blank....”

“arseholes? no pun intended :)”

“The show "Bacon Eaters who Cheat" will air on December 8th. Please tune in to this compelling story!”

“Keep your mud flap on.”

“Alimentary humor!”

“Nyes, ah certain preoccupation with ze certaain nether region would give pause to question the perhaps latencies of said subzcheck. One might kwestion if ziss is good for ze goose (pardon ze pun) issits not good for znother goose? Ya?”

“I still can't beleave that this has been brought up again.


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“Did you hike this weekend? Did the Misses tell you that I stopped by on Friday?”

“Ya I herd that you and the wife stopped by but I was out of it and no we did not go backpacking we just did some things around the house and acted silly.


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“I see. Mrs. CMB wanted to wake you up.”

“Humm that gives me a idea!


8)”

“egads.”

“Yikes! Cover you Bacon Ring!”

“Yall are all sick! Sick I say!”

“I truely despise this conversation...It makes me giddy, and I dislike that sensation...but, to elaborate upon the subject matter...well....lets just say, that the sphincter is hole of the universe. It is a metaphor for the dark places that we fear to tread. It represents the unknown, a place that has yet to be explored. But the desire to learn and experience calls each of us, in its own way, to not be afraid, to not shy away, but to be open and hopeful that dreams may yet come true.”

“It is where the poop comes out. What is the mystery?”

“the mystery of life. what comes out, sometimes goes in...such a conundrum.”

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Ring ring bacon ring
Somebody says baby what you doin'?
I've been wonderin' where you've been
Now and then I think about you and me

There's no use fighting about things
We can't recall
Cos it don't matter girl at all

Just come on home
And baby we'll laugh and sing
And we'll make love
And let the bacon ring

Ring ring door bacon ring
Baby come on in
I got the Allman Brothers on the stereo

I'm glad you came around
I've been feeling down
Talking to Tony and Mario

You know they make good conversation
But girl that ain't no consolation
Cos I got love and baby I'll give you some
And if somebody comes we'll let the bacon ring

Ring ring bacon ring
Around the sun around your pretty finger
Ring ring bacon ring
With a happy tune anybody can be a singer

The sun comes up across the city
I swear you never looked so
Dog gone pretty

Hand in hand
We'll stand upon the sand
With the preacher man
And let the wedding bell ring”

“Oh you bastard!”

“Thanks for the memories”

“LOL
treebait, you WERE asking for it.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

“yeah yeah yeah. ;)

Think anyonw will actually go back and read the whole thing?”

“Yep”

“I just did...”

“There's a bundle of nerve endings awaiting exploration. Sensations to satiate those with an open mind”

“thanks a lot, i just ate lunch!”

“The bacon ring has forever been petroglyphed in the Deam Wilderness by CMB”

“BLT, lyra?”

“Bacon goes well with chocolate syrup and strawberries.

I just ate lunch also. I'm doing necropsies all week. I think they only time I feel a little woozy is when I stretch the intestine out, from stomach to anus.

Taking the brain out is kind of sickening - cutting the skin and pulling it forward pass the nose. Then cutting along the skullcap through the eyes until you can flip it off like a lid, cutting the big fat optical nerves, the spine, then the few other major nerves under the brain. And it's so easy to sqwoosh.”