Braggin on the pets thread

“Oh yeah-2 birdfeeders
1 squirrel feeder
2 possums who regularly visit and
1 blind raccoon who also regularly visits.”

“That's the one, FG... LOL


Albachoir??? <ARGH>”

“Albachoir? Huh? Holy Mackerel, people! Squid you just quit pickin’ on fish all the time? Fishy this, fishy that. Cod you just quit being such treble makers? Just because something smelt doesn’t mean it’s the fishes fault. I gilly wish you’d either clam up or filet off. I’m tired of crabby people tearin’ into fish for the halibut. Can a fish cry for kelp? No. Haddock not been for people like me, fish would always be out on the back perch, floundering for a meaningful porpoise. Bream on, you say. You think I’m a poor sole. Don’t worry, I’m not one of those cutthroat lawyer sharks. I don’t wish to spawn another “roe vs. wade”, what would be the net gain in that? But still, it breaks my carp the way fish are always being flamed for everything. Maybe I’m a little jumpy, maybe I redd a little too much into all this, I went off the fly, I’m reeling with anger. I should be a shad bit more chummy. Saury, sports fans, I’m having a crappie day. Things have been eely roughy lately. I can’t sea very well any more and mahi herring is going bad. Yesterday I ran into a brick walleye, which knocked me on my bass. I saw starfish. It gave me a shiner and I’m in a cast. I’m prawn to do things like that. Anyway, I was just released. I’ll fry not to get so upset and keep my feelings at bay. I feel like such a shrimp.”

“not that there's anything wrong with that........”

“Speaking of pets, yes. I'm mad. I'm one sick puppy.”

“We got no food, we got no job, our pets' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!”

“

Hungry Freaks, Daddy!”

“i got fish, 2 dogs, a cat, and a mountain full of deer and bear, who knows what eles will wander into the yard”

“I have 1 cat, a himalayan fluffball with a bad attitude.

Although designed as an indoor it does like to go outside, just have to have someone outside to watch as she has no front claws (not me, pound pet, selected by daughter who liked 'cuteness' factor)

Have multiple families of squirrels, one of who stands up against the screen door to look in on us occasionally.

About 7 deer wander through the yard 2x per day, about 6:30 am and again about 7pm.

Birds, some nasty crows.
Blue Jays, Cardinals, pair of Mourning Doves, at least 2 either Downy or hairy Woodpeckers, some robins, rarely we get some hummingbirds, hear an owl but have not seen it.”

“My daughter has a Black and Tan/Walker puppy that now weighs 30 pounds (at 3 months). Vet gave her some medicine for ear mites. You should see cottonsocks and I trying to apply that stuff.”

“1 Blue Heeler is about all I can handle. When I had a roomy there were also 2 cats. Myself and Jezebel kinda miss the cats, funny thing now, my dog's chew toys are named after the cats.

I also used to have a 55 gal tank filled with some Red Bellies,, There was once 12 of them(half dollar size) and in the end there was just one large one. That is one tough fish.”

“ok this does not belong in the Bragging thread, but

it seems that trees bird does not like it when we eerrrr ummm welll


you know what im trying to say right?

it goes nuts in its cage, scares me.
is this normal for birds? i know dogs get upset thinking there master is getting hurt but a bird?



ps, great zappa cover”

“Well then, I guess you're just too noisy for the poor innocent little bird, huh? Remember, it's still only a child!”

“Mr. rabbit, last year my daughter bought me about 6 very sweet looking fish with her own money.
One day i noticed one was gone,

by day three, all were gone but my albino frog was one happy fat froggy”

“Especially now. They are being very good. They haven't done anything since we put them where they are now, and they're so much easier to take care of.

Everytime I look at that corner of our back yard, I think how much more I like them now than when they were alive.”

“ok Bit, you are now here by on my ignore list *click*







ok just for today”

“maple, if you put the turtle will take care of the happy fat froggy.”

“He's my friend...and I'm his human.”

“i've been up off and on all night with my bird Vedder... he's had a chronic breathing problem since he was born and it's gotten real bad overnight. i'm afraid today will be the day i have to do something about it. he's 8 years old which is very old for the type of bird he is (a parakeet).

he is my first bird : (

the problem is... this breathing problem never phased him. it's not painful; he still plays, he still talks, he still cuddles, etc. it just crackles when he breathes. i've been to many vets when he was little and they all told me it was some kind of condition that parakeets get and that there wasn't really anything they could do... just kind of wait it out.

he still seems to be in best of spirits... so i'm stuck on what to do...”

“I think budgies taste like chicken.

seriously...sorry to hear about your ill bird.”

“My dog never goes on the trail!
I didn't even teach him that :))”

“wo...its dead already!”

“no there not!”

“What the hell are they? Vampire bats?”

“Please! They're "Fruit Bats". Beautiful creatures, no?”

“I guess.”

“yeah well...I have 42 pets :P so neener!”

“where do I get a pet bat? those are cool!”

“a pet bat?

good luck

the shelter had two
both are gone now :(
twignut feel in love with the bat.”

“I have this:

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“Not sure a bat should be a pet. they are beautiful mammals.

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“And one of these:

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“and one of these (last one for now, Ipromise :D)

”

“BM the question should be
where did you get it?
never ever heard of a pet store selling bats....”

“I saw some sugar gliders at the reptial house for sale the otherday...ohh they are so cute! But between our spideers, the birds, my lizzards and fish I think I have enough.”

“can't say.”

“maple, try the internet. You can even buy black widows on line for pets LOL”

“Bats are the best. I think they are cool.”

“via the internet?
that is very sad and somehow even sick

allow me to put you in a box and ship your @ss half way acorss the contry..”

“You want a black widow? I have several around my yard. I can mail then to you.


Sheesh.


In some states, you need a special permit to own a bat.”

“very very true about that tree

so BM do you have one?”

“Or more to the point, does his lab have them?”

“I have bats the fly around in my backyard all summer long. They’re great. They eat about 1000 misquotes a night.”

“I own no pets. :(”

“BM..you can be one of my pets :)”

“Here's our "pet" black widow (by our back door):

http://community.webshots.com/photo/93585853/93588197JdHwQv”

“Yep, I got those and the brown phase ones around my yard. Some of them even stay a pretty lemon yellow, with a salmon colored hourglass.”

“ok I get it, BM works in a lab and the lab has them.

hmmm I was happier thinking BM had them
can only inmagine what the Lab plans on doing to them.
poor things
BM do the right thing and set them free!!”

“Taking a picture of a lab animal might not be smiled upon.

I have never seen a lab bat.”