Ice Tea needs to flirt better

“Ice Tea whats wrong with you?

Ok she is a single female about your age that likes backpacking and lives near you!

What are you doing?????”

“You're right Lt, he could be doing something way cooler like making fart noises with his armpits.”

“I hear that is how Artex tries to get chicks...although I don't think those sounds come from his armpits.”

“No one he is still a virgin.”

“Tea's doing an awesome job. He's having fun, she's having fun. Plus, Scorch has a pic of Tea on her hard drive. That's more pics of him than any of us.

Best of luck Tea Dude!”

“LOL! You mean Fartex?”

“Then again, I have 50 pics of CMB, Buddha Bear, and Artex on my hard drive.”

“And your computer still works?”

“hmmm wonder what that says about you and your harddrive Capt.”

“Is Tea doing the Internet version of punching her in the arm to show he likes her?”

“and so his chances diminished slightly with each additonal post to this thred......”

“thread... obviously I was feeling sympathetic for a minute.”

“I think she already said something on another thread to the effect that he's too young for her.”

“Youth is wasted on the wrong people.”

“I think his flirting is hilarious.”

“Spit balls work well.”

“"Tea's doing an awesome job. He's having fun, she's having fun."

Gotta love a guy with a sense of humor ; )
Age aint nuttin but a #”

“OH my Lord ,iceTEa probly looks to at scirch Fires' picture and goe's about touching His Own Personage----(thats is He rubs One Off)”

“Oh the tune has changed a bit I see.”

“Oh my, Scorchy 'likes' Tea. LOL

I think the two would make a cute couple.

Scorchy might need to keep a baseball bat around to keep Tea in line though. ;)”

“I think that might be the other way round there gre....stomper.”

“i'm a fiesty one”

“I think she would devour the poor boy and leave him whimpering in a corner...”

“He'll like that TTT!”

“He'll only be a dissappointment - he might make it to what? 10 seconds?”

“he's got practice though.... on the sheep”

“Oh you heard about Ice Tea and the Sheep.”

“baaaahahahahahahahahhahahahaa!”

“i read about tea and the sheep. it has been confirmed.”

“that's a come-on in Kiwi Twinks”

“class time... peace!”

“OH my Lord ,if jIcetea does having carnel sodomy with a Sheep ,His Personage should do having it next to a Cliff----then the Sheep push back----thats' is what Dub said .”

“"he's got practice though.... on the sheep"
ScorchFire
02:40:47 PM
10/27/03

She's heard about those Jersey boys.
What's that old saying? New Jersey - Where the men are men and the sheep are scared?

Hee hee”

“Hey Ministercreek - I never told you that and you know it.

It's true with just about any animal, though, not just sheep.”

“twins”

“What can I say? I'm an animal lover just like you, Maple.”

“I think she would break Tea. Sorry pal, had to go with the safe bet.”

“errrrr”

“He's taking on his dog identity! You'll get farther with me by purring.”

“how is it that there arent any girls like scorch anywhere near where i get to hike at...??? i do think that would make the two or three day outings alot more pleasant...”

“aww thanks punkinhead”

“hmmm never had that label put on me i have always thought it to be more of the normal shaped head...as far as i can tell anyways...where are the younger people like scorch, TEA and I from anywas....or is this basically all of them?”

“how old, shep?”

“and where from?”

“Tea, get in here! Shep is making a move on your gal!”

“The whole Scorch/Tea thing is hilarious! She has expressed some concern about him being a few years younger, but if Tea is suave enough, he'll make her forget all about it. ;-)

As for my fart noises... you see guys, that's the ultimate test. When dating, I hold back. Then, when the time comes, you rip one in front of the girl. If she laughs, you know she's a keeper. If she repels in disgust, then you know she's not worth it. Having said that, I suppose it's little wonder why I rarely date a girl for more than a few weeks or months, but I'm not changing for anyone.”

“pssst from one clueless about women guy to another.......

women like compliments!”

“OK simer19, it's time you stepped up to the plate! ;)”

“You rip one in front of the girl. If she laughs, you know she's a keeper.

bobo bows to the zen master Fartex...”

“fart contest anyone??

speaking of bodily functions, i bet i can outbelch any guy on this forum.”