Breaking News....

“Maple is carrying UpUrs' love child.”

“I thought UpUrs was a female. How the $%$#@#! did that happen?”

“WK do i have to explaine everything to you???


geez go watch some porn!!”

“The radio DJ's were having a lot of fun with this one today...

Not your usual incident...

Cobb high school coach accused of molestation”

“"Maple is carrying UpUrs' love child."
ThePackMan

My, ... what a mature sense of humor ...”

“And he's getting graded on this? What school is he attending?”

“Gull University.

It's in Ible, CA.”

“What's the requirements for getting in? Pooping on the beach?”

“OMG

why am i always the last to find these things out.”

“That's the most creative thing you came up with?

I would have said she was secretly impregnated by Jello Fog after a suspicious encounter just outside of Woodstock were she has a hazy recollection of a flying squirrel dancing to "All Along the Watch Tower"...”

“that is news to me!”

“I guess it was as good for you as it was for me then.

LOLOLOl”

“Sorry don't remember I was pretty drunk~!”

“you were, geez my head is still spinning.”

“Well, I think you should all grow up and stop having fun online.

Get back to work Mrs Mapleleaf so you don't get fired.”

“thats Mrs. UpUr's!!!”

“Love you too. :)

Well, it seems that a few of the matriarchs on this board are really just a bunch of b......”

“OMG, don't let Newgirl see this thread. Mmmm, oh, it's okay, ... nobody said anything about mounting!”

“"Sorry don't remember I was pretty drunk~!"
UpUrs
02:13:55 PM
08/01/03

No, Maple slipped you a roofie.”

“WTF is a roofie??”

“You don't know what a roofie is? It's a drug someone slips in your drink to get you so out of it that they can then easily rape you.

This is why every woman tells their daughter not to put their drink down at clubs or parties.”

“I heard of it as a Mickie.”

“Mickie's I believe are a different drug - but same usage

roofies info”

“Excuse me. Is this really news? Come on Yahoo!

Are we such an indoor society that this makes the news?

Tree Limb Falls at PGA, Injuring Spectator

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050812/ap_on_sp_go_ne/pga_championship_tree_limb_1”

“Think this person will sue the golf course?”

“LONDON — Iran has successfully avoided censure by the international community despite its renewal of uranium conversion.

On Aug. 8, Iran removed IAEA seals from a uranium conversion facility in Isfahan, a move that reopened the nuclear plant for operation after a nearly two-year lull.

The UN's International Atomic Energy Agency's board of governors did not send the issue to the United Nations Security Council, where Iran could come under sanctions, Middle East Newsline reported.

Instead, in a resolution on Thursday, the agency's 35-nation board of governors, again offered to resolve the dispute with Iran through dialogue. The resolution, influenced by Third World allies of Iran, did not threaten sanctions.

http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/05/front2453595.08125.html

Oh no! U.N. Resolutions! Iran must be sweating!

What is the purpose of the U.N. again? Why do our tax dollars fund them? What a waste.”