OK, this is weird.

“My brother has a friend who has made an entire mail suit, over the years.”

“How they closed the links in the medieval era:

”

“Treebeard, you need to get her back. Walk up to her on Monday and ask "Wanna screw?". Let the shock take hold for a few seconds, then set a screw on the table and say "You know, a screw? Want it?"”

“I didn't know he went out of business. Too bad. I am desperately searching for a way to cut the chain and end up with a perfectly clean cut.”

“Try www.artofchainmail.com

great place for designs, the book is great too.”

“Well, he does have this page up where he showed what he used. Some kind of jeweler's saw. It looks like a little circular saw.”

“He used a jewlers slotting saw blade. But like he said, he had it built. the chain or coil of wire must move through the blade and the blade must remain stationary. I can't seem to find anyone to make a machine like that and I can't find anyone to cut the wire if I coil it ahead of time.”

“On that page he showed the results from a bunch of different tools. Aviation snips didn't look too bad. Not as neat as the saw, but not too bad.

You could probably grind the cut ends with a bench grinder and get an even better result.”

“PLEASE NOTE: This is strictly a novelty item, and is NOT intended to be worn or used like a normal condom! It will not prevent pregnancy or the transmission of STDs, and will most likely cause injury to one or both parties involved. By purchasing this item you acknowledge that it is a novelty item and not intended for actual use! By purchasing this item you waive the seller of all liability and accept total responsibility for any and all injury incurred as a result of actually using this item!”

“They gotta put stuff like that on there or stupid people will hurt themselves and sue.

I was flipping channels a year or so ago, and passed by a "baby birth" show. I noticed someone wielding a large dagger and stopped for a moment. This nutty Goth couple wanted the doctor to cut the umbilical cord with the husband's fantasy knife.

Idiots.”

“Bit..stay away from TLC!!!!”

“I can't...it's like a train wreck, I can't look away...”

“you gotta resist that channel. OMG after my daughter was born but before hormones corrected themselves..I cried for weeks at just the theme song to A Baby Story..LMAO. TLC to me now is kinda like when you get sick off of strawberries or something and can NEVER eat them again..ugg.”

“Ah, like me and Evan Williams.


I understand.”

“you gotta resist that channel. OMG after my daughter was born but before hormones corrected themselves..I cried for weeks at just the theme song to A Baby Story..LMAO. TLC to me now is kinda like when you get sick off of strawberries or something and can NEVER eat them again..ugg.”
Carlette
4:22:17 PM
11/04/05

Holy EFFING Crap! The wife is pregnant right now (with our 5th) and she records ALL the baby story type shows onto our DVR. I wasnt home during last Sunday's Charger game so I recorded it. Ran out of fricken space in the middle of the game because of the THOUSANDS of fricken baby delivery shows. Ghaaaa!!!
last edited: 11/04/05 4:29:58 PM”

“yep...when you start gaggin a maggot you've had enough! lol”

“c-bat...for the sake of mankind...GET CABLE DISCONNECTED NOW!!!! She cannot resist right now..you MUST have an intervention!”