Quote of the Week

“Bear brown, lie down.
Bear black, fight back!


(pretty bad, huh?? heehee)”

“girl brown, acts like a clown
girl blonde, intelligent beyond”

“girl short, will need support
girl tall, can do it all”

“it's best to be small
instead of tall
when a moose is on the loose.

but if i told you why
you just might cry
so instead.....i guess you'll be dead.

:-O”

“"Don't goose the moose."”

“Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live.

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here.

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love.

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here.”

“oh oh. I've fallen behind on my quotes (and I know that sooooo many people are reading them! hahahaha).”

“I think what you meant to say was that you've fallen short on your quotes.


hehehehe”

“ok chicklet. you asked for it!!

Long Leg-Lou and Short-Leg Sue
(Shel Silverstein, with small changes by yam):

Long-Leg Lou and Short-Leg Sue
Went for a walk down the avenue.
Laughin' and jokin' like good friends do.
Long-Leg Lou and Short-Leg Sue.

Says Long-Leg Lou to Short-Leg Sue,
"Can't you walk faster than you do?
It really drives me out of my mind
That I'm always in front, and you're always behind."

Says Short-Leg Sue to Long-Leg Lou,
"I walk as fast as I'm meant to do."
"Then I'll go walkin' with someone new,"
Says Long-Leg Lou to Short-Leg Sue.

Now Long-Leg Lou, she walks alone,
Looking for someone with legs like her own,
And sometimes she thinks of those warm afternoons
Back when she went walkin' with Short-Leg Sue.

And Short-Leg Sue strolls down the street
Hand in hand with Slow-Foot Pete,
And they take small steps and they do just fine,
And no one's in front and no one's behind.”

“lol!!

good one, yamster.”

“I Want Candy!!!”

“I have a toy pony. He takes big #&%!$s.

from Mystery, Alaska”

“If you don't use it, you'll lose it.

- Gabe Kotter”

“Ok, P, how is Welcome Back Kotter tied in w/ Alaska? huh?? huh??”

“probably no more or less than your pony who likes to take big dumps.”

“but......my quote came from a movie filmed in ALASKA!”

“Ummmm... well.... I think Vinnie Barbarino took a trip to Alaska. So there, my quote is related.”

“586,400 Square Miles
They are 2 times the size of Texas
They have 29 volcanoes
33,000 miles of coastline!
Over 1/2 the world's Glaciers
55 miles east of Russia
They are the only state to have coastlines on three different seas; Arctic Ocean, Pacific Ocean and Bering Sea.”

“Tara, clip your toenails.
Annonymous”