Pat Robertson Is Da Man

“"When will Pat get caught in the limo with the bimbo?"


Or in the $h!thouse with some young guy and a jug o' corn likker.”

“Gai is cantonese for chicken.

Now if Pat is found in the Sh1thouse with a chicken.

Kinky is when you use a feather
Weird is when you use the whole chicken.

Unless of course you are a follower of Obeah.

What religion was Pat anyway ??”

“Obeah Fool?


Pat is some kinda Xian fundamentalist.....heavy on the "Mental".”

“The following transcript is from a CNN interview of Pat Roberston by Paula Zahn, Oct. 19:

ROBERTSON: I would never say somebody had to vote for anybody. That would be terrible. I haven't said that.

I just said, I think God's blessing [Bush], and I think it's one of those things that, even if he stumbles and messes up - and he's had his share of goofs and gaffes - I just think God's blessing is on him. And you remember, I think the Chinese used to say, you know, it's the blessing of heaven on the emperor. And I think the blessing of heaven is on Bush. It's just the way it is.”

“Dam, ya know, ya just can't argue with logic like that, can ya.”

“Pass the pipe and drive the car loaded Mr. Bush. At least you will get Pat's vote!”

“Did you read the whole transcript Ped? That's the interview where Robertson claimed that he warned Bush that Iraq was going to be a mess and that there would be heavy US casualties and Bush told him there would be none. Now the White House (Rove, Hughes, McClellan) is calling Robertson a liar.

Of course, back in June, Robertson said essentially the same thing but there were no denials then.

hmmm...”

“Bush for emperor!!!”

“Love thy neighbor at all times. If that doesn't work give them a 180 FMJ lobotomy. Rev. Pat calls for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.

Once again, you da man Pat!”

“Anybody remember the end of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?”

“bit, that was in Bolivia.

Pat Robberson is a menace to society and a thief.

"Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson has called for the United States to assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, calling him "a terrific danger" bent on exporting Communism and Islamic extremism across the Americas."

Robberson is a lying piece of wealthy white trash.

Since when is Chavez exporting anything but oil?

Venezuela has nothing to do with Islamic extremism.”

“I agree with Roberts - it's time to bring back state-sponsored assassinations of foreign leaders.”

“Is Pat on crack again?”

“Marky, when did you start listening to Pat Robertson or caring what he says? Or is this just another chance for you to get all worked up?
last edited: 8/23/05 10:14:53 AM”

“So pat's putting a fatwa out then.”

“I officially call for the assassination of Pat Roberts.”

“NoProbbie, why are you tryin' to pick a fight with me?

Bugger off, cheeseball.

The oil belongs to Venezuela, not Pat Robberson.

It's time to work on my Pat Robberson Voodoo doll.
Hand me the pliers, Buddha!

Hoohoohahahahahahahahaha!!!”

“BTW - for all the righties who are currently on the phone with the FBI, my latter post was a joke. I love Pat Roberts, he's very entertaining. :)”

“Hey Buddha, you can still just pray for his demise like he did a couple weeks ago when he was praying for the "opportunity" for Bush to fill another Supreme Court seat!”

“I'll raise a toast (pray) that he "retires" soon.”

“Under the Bush Doctrine, Chavez would be justified in ordering the assassination of radical cleric Pat Robertson.

You just can’t ignore emerging threats in Dubyaworld.”

“"We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one strong-arm dictator."

Was he being critical of the Bush plan in Iarq with this statement?”

“Interesting that the TT Anti-Christian bigot mob fear this loony tune TV 'Preacher' clown so much.
He's nothing.
Unwad your panties, girls.”

“And who was that College Professor you got your panties in such a wad about SS?”

“Stovey, mock, jeer, ridicule does not equal fear. :)”

““And who was that College Professor you got your panties in such a wad about SS?”

Mark Owens or something like that.”

“SS, the "TT anti-christian bigot mob" is a construct of your paranoid little mind.

Robberson is a fascist turd who solicits money from senile old widows.”

“Nuke all the opecers.”

“Don't forget to nuke the corporate traitors who are in bed with OPEC.”

“I'm not a big fan of televangelists in general, but Pat must've got a hold of some bad beans or something the night before. That's ludicrous what he's suggesting as a supposed Christian leader. That's very Taliban-ish of him to call for the assassination of a country's leader. At least he's got Mutt converted. :Þ”

“I'm surprised Pat didn't put his hands on the television camera lens and say, "I feel there is someone out there, perhaps a male from the state of Missouri, that is touched deeply by my words, his heart is aching for what I am saying, that we must assassinate Chavez in the name of God, be HEALED and repent of your ways." And we find Mutt on his knees with his hands on the tv screen, in tears, yelling for his wife to get out the checkbook.”

“Islamic extremism?
WTF?!?!

Venezuela is 96% Roman Catholic.”

“Imbiber extremists then!”

“Yes, but they're all on heroine and cocaine.”

“Yes Buck, and they're all father-rapers and mother-stabbers...........or is it mother-rapers and father-stabbers???

Venezuelans, that is.

The oil belongs to the people of Venezuela.
Americans, being the fine moral people that we are, should play by Venezuelan rules if we want to purchase their oil.

I don't see anyone kuh-bichin' about Norway sharing the profits of their North Sea oil with their citizens.

That is what Chavez is doing and the oil companies are furious.
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“Ahh, the Ayatullah Robertson has spoketh. Death to Venezuelans!

N”

“Ahh, the Ayatullah Robertson has spoketh. Death to Venezuelans!

Now one of the Ayatullah's followers must hijack an ultralight and crash it into a squatter's shack. That'll show 'em!
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“MarkO, I guess that'd put Pat firmly on the "group Dubya" bench.

(Father rapers?)”

“Now one of the Ayatullah's followers must hijack an ultralight and crash it into a squatter's shack. That'll show 'em! - Geo

Which would be a neat trick since all of his followers are over the age of 92.”

“Oh ye of little faith!”

“Will somebody post a link to the story about Pat Robertson suing Republican Rep Pete McCloskey in the late 80s?

Pete told the story in public about how Pat got help from his daddy to get out of combat in Korea. The guy who replaced him in combat was KIA I seem to remember.

Pat sued, but when another vet came forward to say the same and more (Pat was really into prostitutes and into bragging about it) Pat said he had "scheduling" problems and dropped the suit.”

“The guy who replaced him in combat was KIA I seem to remember.

LOL.”

“I'm surprised Pat didn't put his hands on the television camera lens and say, "I feel there is someone out there, perhaps a male from the state of Missouri, that is touched deeply by my words, his heart is aching for what I am saying, that we must assassinate Chavez in the name of God, be HEALED and repent of your ways." And we find Mutt on his knees with his hands on the tv screen, in tears, yelling for his wife to get out the checkbook.”
Buck
12:26:24 PM
8/23/05

I have this mental image of Robin Williams doing Ernest Ainsely impersonations. LOL.

Who is Pat Roberts? BB seems very concerned about this person.”

“Quote from Venezuela's Vice President Vicente Rangel from the story

"What is the U.S. government going to do about this criminal statement made by one of its citizens?" he asked.

Someone should tell Senor Rangel that America's a free country and he can say just about what ever he wants.

He kinda sounds like another Rangel I know for the state of NY.”

“uh...wtf "sarge"? Yes, as I remember the story, the poor bastard was killed while Pat got a desk job in Japan. Are you mocking this guy's sacrifice?

Some one I know has a name for pretend, play war soldiers like you and Pat.....
pu$$y rangers. I like the sound of that better than Chicken Hawk.”

“Apparently Chavez asked..."who's this Pat Robertson"?”

“Apparently Chavez asked..."who's this Pat Robertson"?”

exactly...if they don't even know who he is why do they even care what he says”

“JO - I was laughing at your recollection that The guy who replaced him in combat was KIA I seem to remember." That's idiotic! LOL!!!”