Classic TT Quotes

“I’ll kick your ass so hard you’ll be able to cough and fart at the same time.

I’ll be on your chin like melted pizza cheese.

I’m gonna be on you like stink on an Adam Sandler movie.

I’ll be on you like ugly on a baboon’s ass.

I’ll kick your ass so hard you’ll be able to apply Preparation H with a toothbrush.

I’ll get on you like a boar hog on a corncob

I’ll get on you so hard you’ll be eatin’ dingle berries in your Captain Crunch.

I’ll be on you like a cockroach on a honeybun.

I’ll tear into you like a hobo does a bologna sandwich.

I’ll tear into you like corduroy into a hemorrhoid.

I’ll put a pop knot on your head you could drill holes in and bowl with.

I’ll put a pop knot on your head big enough to need a support garment.

I’ll knock a pop knot on your head big enough to need a birth certificate.

I’ll put a pop knot on ya big enough to have its own social security number."

arclite
04:04:59 PM
10/17/03”

“"Shut the #&%!$ up!

Really, how many good looking hiking girls have u scared away by being a grotesc fool? Atleast one a month.

It is usualy one week after Phil puts up a pretty picture of the newest female member to TT leaves. Shut ur hole any maybe they'll hang around a bit longer. #&%!$ guys, u've got no tact."
Bloody Tea”

“You are an idiot."
bacpac
04:46:52 PM
10/19/03
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"By wasting my time trying to reason with you, I do leave myself open to that accusation."

pedxing
05:22:30 PM
10/19/03”

“"This place is a sea of psychosis."

bacpac
07:27:29 AM
10/22/03”

“We all have to have trail sex once in awhile.

Its good for ya."


Crazy Mike Backpacks
04:12:59 PM
10/22/03”

“lmao yeah thats a good one maple!”

“"Meet? Are you freaking nuts? I don't want you near me.

Just make up a bunch of crosses and start planting them as you hike. You know, like Johnny Appleseed without the apples."
bacpac
01:02:40 PM
11/03/03”

“"Nailed it!"

laqtis
10:49:26 AM
11/04/03”

“LOL1 Oh wow that really hurts me Alaska. After all we've been through.

You're a non-issue Skidmark..."
Nigal
11:38:07 PM
11/04/03


"As opposed to a regulation-issue skidmark???"
Father Goose
06:53:16 AM”

“RE: Beast Cars Locked In Against Morning!

"I took one look at the title and said to myself, "Self, this one has RetardRat written all over it.""

Nigal
02:32:55 PM
07/11/00”

“WTF does that mean????


8\”

“Nigal will pick up on it.

I don't think tarp rat has been around since you have been here, CMB.

I think Matt gave him the axe.”

“now I can add another TTer to my list. (Is this sort of like notching your headboard? Hehehe!)

newgirl
02:41:27 PM
11/10/03”

“I was just looking up Cumberland Island info and came across this classic conversation....... LOL!

RE: Cumberland Island ECT 2001

"Personally, I believe it IS Sarabelle speaking through Gojo's fingers. He goes into this trance, and doesn't even know what is being typed. Sarabelle says what she will, and then lets Gojo have his body back. Just my belief."
cindy_lu
06:59:47 PM
01/14/01

"HellOOOOoooo?
/o:3"
sarabelle
07:06:35 PM
01/14/01

"My daddy is DRUNK!

But I member him sayin that he got a ride on a jeep once and he rode on a truck the nother time.

One time the mean'ol park man did not give him a ride - jus water."
sarabelle
07:12:52 PM
01/14/01

"There is a BIG truck that rides around on the main road. It carrys rubbery neck Yankees from the fancy-schmancy motel thing up to the Settlement where Bon-Jon Kennerdy got married.

I had to learn all this stuff befor me and my daddy started goin to the eyeland togeter. I need to be on top of things for when he GETS DRUNK!"
sarabelle
07:19:23 PM
01/14/01”

“And here was Tarpy's response to it all:

RE: Cumberland Island ECT 2001

"for the longest time I thought sarabelle was a chick talking like a dog, but now I know it's a freakin guy, it seems a little stupid, no offence!"
Wild Child
04:22:46 PM
01/08/01”

“"Damn, treebeard. Nice work on the names and states! It's longer than Anna Nicole Smith's grocery list."
Artex
11:24:36 AM
11/11/03”

“it gets worse Ms CMB - I was a hooker (a position)."
ynamiynami
12:53:14 PM
11/10/03”

“I've supported a lot of hookers, BTW (loose-head).”

“When you hook steel to a crane?


Thats a hooker!


8)”

“"what a good little monkey!

here's a peanut! LOL!!!!"


radagast
11:52:56 AM
05/29/01”

“"My Euro Trash shoes are a size 47."

Tom Terrific
08:29:03 AM
11/13/03

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"Then my suggestion would be to visit a construcion site and grab some scrap metal and crazy glue it to your big ass feet, you freakin' yeti!"

Treebeard
08:35:20 AM
11/13/03”

“Mapes, Prince T told Lady Camilla that he wished he were her tampon in a phone conversation that was leaked."

Leaked? I guess he didn't have wings then?"
Nigal
11:02:08 AM
11/13/03”

“In rethinking this I would have to say his ears count as wings.”

“""I bet we’d get along surprisingly well on the trail."
Nigal
11:49:17 AM

Yeah, as long as you're the drag-ass sniffin' my farts!"
Tom Terrific”

“In fact, bacpac sort of reminds me of my alcoholic uncle."
Phaedrus
11:34:19 AM
11/13/03”

“Dagnabbit, why can I not copy Captain Underpants' graph from "Free 24 and me"?? Can anyone help. (don't even ask why I checked the thread, not sure myself, but I intend to seek counselling)

That is the funniest thing I've seen in months. Tears are coming out of my eyes from laughing out loud in my office!”

“Dhutch, right-click on the picture (it's a jpeg image) and select "Save Picture As". That will allow you to save it to your harddrive.”

“dhutch--too funny, I was thinking the same thing!!”

“I'm a practicing homosexual wanting to marry my handsome brother
Buck
05:48:56 PM
11/19/03”

“Even lesbians find homosexual practices repugnant."
bacpac
06:38:39 PM
11/19/03”

“"wow bacpac, you are particularly hostile tonite. Ask the nurse for some more meds or a handjob or something."
birch
08:45:05 PM
11/19/03


"I gave myself a handjob thank you."
bacpac
08:56:50 PM
11/19/03”

“You know daughter
"I am so disappointed in the life you have choses to live! How low can you get. You act like a woman of ill repute shacking up with a guy. You are such an underachiever! I am sick of your behavior. I do not even want to come to your wedding because I know it is two losers getting married. After everything we did to pay for your education, and then you dropped out in your senior year. You milked us out of thousands of dollars. I am sick of your behavior. I never want to see you again! Then you come back, I try to even pick jobs for you, but you refuse to take anything decent, instead chose to work part time at sears like a total loser. What is wrong with you? I am so sick of it all. Then you take off with someone who is just as immature as you, he only makes minimum wage, and daddy bought the house he lives in. Good riddance. You dont even act like a lady, you act like a crude mouthed Wh........

Forget christmas or anything else. I am thgrough with you now! You come in here blaming me for everything someone else has done. Good god! Get some psychiatric counseling will you."
mamabeargrr
02:01:34 PM
11/20/03”

“run walkindude run”

“Ya just can't win.
"I spent years establishing myself as the most disfunctional person on TT and now this happens."
bacpac
06:46:06 PM
11/20/03”

“So Buddha didn't really loose a bet and have to run nekkid through the Black Hills?

Still doinking Tara though, right?"
walkindude
06:28:32 PM
11/20/03
ignore this user”

“i wanna go streaking someday"
StormBringer
08:36:04 PM
11/19/03


"um, I'd rather you dream it and NOT do if I am anywhere near you. Thanks a bunch."
birch
08:47:57 PM
11/19/03”

“"I'm going to buy miss opie a UT orange thong ..how many square inches does the Hunter Orange have to be for hunting legalities?..i might have to spring for the matching bikini top"

OPIE
01:11:22 PM
11/21/03”

“I have never felt ill feelings towards gays or lesbians. In fact, I have worked with some that were the most pleasant people. I never hold anything against anyone.
Plus, this would never get in the way of having friendships and common decency between folks."
mamabearGRR
08:13:21 PM
11/18/03”

“Most free advice is worth exactly what you pay for it.

(But, when I give free advice it's worth triple!)"
pedxing
01:10:27 PM
11/22/03”

“red corvette gal...
"hi...can I slip into your bucket seats. I have a stick shift in need of shifting and gears that need to be pounded. Can I rev your engines, I wanna hear you roar, when I step on the pedal."
Stikmon
11:29:59 AM
11/26/03”

“Sorry chili my man, someone had to do it!

"LMAO He is not THAT big"

cottonsocks
02:43:19 PM
12/04/03”

“Yep, they're married alright!”

“Well, WTF???

I can dispell that rumor.”

“We aren't going to see a reprise of O.J. trying on the glove I hope!”

“LMAO, geobeet.”

“I have a raindeer you can pet!”

“Where did they send Chong?

Can you imagine the highjinks if those two were cellmates?



Knock-Knock-Knock!

"Hey man it's Rush!"

"Rush ain't here man!"

"Naw Man... I'M Rush!"

"Rush?"

"Yeah!!"

"Rush????"

"Yeah Man, Open The Door! I think the cops saw me come in here."

"Rush?"

"YEAH MAN"

"Rush ain't here, man!!""
Tilt
05:11:20 PM
12/04/03
ignore this user”

“LMBO”