Classic TT Quotes

“300 for the corset or the boob job?”

“Boob job? Do you know how much her current ones cost?”

“the corset, she doesn't need a boob job...”

“wrong bison.

A] everyone woman needs boobs like that.

B] if she already had boobs like that, she'd be in the porn indust-

oh wait, forget it.”

“Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!”

“You need 2 new ones.
Nimblefoot
8:59:02 AM
1/11/05

Said of StoveStomper purportedly about tarptents but I suspect that the other interpretation is what Nimble really had in mind”

“LOL troublemaker ;-)”

“thats a good one!


(spp, its me spirit coyote, I cant log off mikes name for some reason)”

“Is he tied up?”

“I was nice knowing all of you.”
Gemini
12:58:25 PM
1/11/05”

“when did i say that? can't even remember.”

“the quiz thread, Gem
And the quote is unmodified, LOL.”

“oh that's right. after I took the book test that told me that I am a cold hearted #&%!$ adn that I will rott in hell!

Oh well...so post away then.”

“I was walking a very drunk, lovely lesbian couple home last night. One asked for a smoke after she dropped her's. I drew one out, lit it, and handed it to her.

She: What a Sweetheart! Will you marry me?
Me: Of course.
She: Do you have a vagina?
Me: Yes but I'm on the rag right now.”
Bearmagnet
12:25:27 PM
1/13/05”

“Then I returned to a cold, empty home. Sort of like being married again.
nowslimmer
8:49:00 AM
1/17/05

nowslimmer, I use to know that feeling
last edited: 1/17/05 8:54:29 AM”

“"You can borrow my strap-ons for this trip and I'll use the others."
Pennsy
10:19:20 PM
1/17/05”

“If you give us REI employees a "tude", we are trained to still smile while you're there being all rudey tudey and stuff, but in the breakroom we laugh at you. Really hard. :^D”
Buck
5:07:57 PM
1/21/05”

“Indeed, as it should be. Don't know how anybody could cop a tude in REI. The staff is as polite as Canadians for crying out loud.”

“SuperTroll...

I've got the IP and link-info, I'm going to make some calls and find out how to file a harassment and intimidation complaint with your operations center for misuse of government computers.

But, I am rational and fair.

You can resolve this issue through an apology and petitioning the backpacker admin to delete the personally identifiable information you posted.

If not, yep, I'm going to file a harassment complaint. Will do it by the end of the day, or first thing Monday morning.

Please let me know what you decide.
last edited: 1/21/05 11:08:34 AM”
TrailTurtle
11:02:34 AM
1/21/05”

“Am I gonna have to defend myself here, also? Over an REI 'tude? :D

Geo - I got 'tude from an REI dude and gave it back. Yes, they are polite as can be 99.9% of the time I've gone. Doesn't mean I won't respond in kind if the situation calls for it.

So screw all y'all!”

““bbw, simple answer, stop looking at TT”
matt, the webmaster
6:35:54 PM
1/23/05



Actually, this would work for all the people here who get bent out of shape over something that is posted.”

“That's like telling somone, "Simple answer...stop smoking crack.".”

“"then i could laugh and sing and flame all day long, safe in the knowledge that i wasn't real; ”
sacco
8:43:52 AM
1/24/05”

“ooh oooh oooh. do me next towndog!”
sacco
9:26:18 AM
1/24/05

PERVERT!


j/k :)
last edited: 1/24/05 9:32:33 AM”

“Oh, that is just sick!

There goes all my respect for you sacco, what a shame, control your impulses...

BTW - 10 yard penalty and loss of down to Mapleleaf, posting on the wrong thread...

That one should go on "Out-of-Context Quotes"
last edited: 1/24/05 9:33:29 AM”

“no way! this is a true classic. I did not change anything.

not fair. I demand a a, well I am not sure but i demand somin!”

“hey - that's totally out of context, like bison said!”

“OK, I'll buy that argument, it really is out of context, but it is so damn funny that it is also classic.”

“see!

told ya so.”

“pfft.

so how come the tree family doesn't do the FYAO trips?”

“to darn cold.”

“They are reasonbly sane?”

“yuppers”

“Simple, Sacco. I have cutoff point when it comes to camping in the cold. Some say, "hey, bring it on." I don't. You don't want me around when it's negative 26 degrees. I cease to be a fun person!”

“Bahh! i have it from a realiable source that it's not gonna get below 0 for this years trip.”

“"LyndyS is right on. Ignore the weasely, d!ckless man in the corner.

Just some friendly advice. :o)”
Sunshine
9:45:46 AM
7/09/01”

“by the time I heard it half a dozen more times I realized that being dickless, was not really so bad.

I realized that, being dickless must really be a demeaning experience for the lesser half of our species. How inadequate Sunshine must really feel? Then I considered what it would be like to be nutless! I mean not having a set of balls, must be horrific!

Well then I felt all rosy! Being called dickless by someone who is nutless is kind of a compliment.

Don't ya think?”
bacpac
10:19:15 PM
8/17/01”

““Well, bacpac shared with us how he has to buy fancy BOBs for his girlfriends so I assumed it's because he's lacking in that area.

:o)”
Sunshine
9:57:22 PM
7/09/01”

““I thought Buddha Bear gave up 'whine'.

Budda, If you can't stand the heat get out of the liquor cabinet.”
bacpac
8:10:06 AM”

“I have an embear, I wouldn't exactly call it a pet, I let it run around outside in Nashville. Don't know what I'd do if it killed someone though.”
Bison
1:27:23 PM
1/25/05”

“I'm getting a FEELING for the drunk. LOL!
lizs
7:53:55 PM
1/30/05”

“im a big boy, and if im willing to hump it, i will.”
backpackerbryan
10:43:30 AM
1/31/05”

“My dirty little secret is I watch Super Nanny. When Jo bends into the camera and says in that sexy Brit accent, “You’ve been very, very naughty.” I have a sudden burning for latex and riding crops.”
Nigal
12:31:17 PM
2/01/05”

“Dang, it's been a while sense I've shown up on this thread. DON'T LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT GEMINI!

Actually I was a bit surprised my one post about the guy standing over the man hole in the back yard pumping away didn't make it here. LOL!”

“You make it sound like some sort of bizarre sewer-worker gloryhole, Nigal...”

“mmm what is gloryhole?”

“oh no never mind.”

“Treebeard....you're gonna have ta take this one, man...”

“Mapes, google it”

“i did and i am very sorry i did.”