how many guns you got?

“I have a water gun!”

“Let's see, 120 mm caliber smoothbore main gun, .50 caliber machine guns, grenade launchers, optional flame thrower feature, couple 9 mm sidearms.”

“.177 pelligun eh'

This is my rifle this my gun!
This is for Fighting this is for Fun !!!
Semper Fi Carry on
R. Lee Ermry

anyone watch mail call on history channel ?
That guy is Great !”

“R Lee Emory is s nutjob!

"God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see."

Oh, by the way, I got's me a 9mm Beretta”

“Supposed to be "a nutjob" sorry”

“Yeah Numbnutz maybe so, but he is funny!!
just kiddin on the numbnutz part..
R Lee humor.. hee hee”

“"I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fu** my sister."”

“I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu** a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.
-----
"Cowboy": Been gettin' any?
"Joker": Only your sister.
"Cowboy": Well, better my sister than my mamma, but my mamma's not bad.”

“If I did have a firearm it'd be a .45 Glock G-30”

“Texas!!
Only steers and queers come from Texas, And I dont see no horns on you. You probably F@@k me in the ass and not even have the common coutesy to give me a Reach around......

Boy maybe he is nutz...I still like the Mail Call show....

I hate water mellons too”

“LMAO !!!
I was 3 minutes slow on that reply... ya beat me to it...
No drop and give me 20 Scumbage !”

“My thats a big one!

I take my 44 magnum, Most powerful handgun in the world ! Can blow your head clean off ! Do ya feel lucky, Well do ya punk !!
hee hee
Good ole' Clint”

“[I]'m gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!”

“Private Pyle your born again hard, Hell I might even let serve in my Beloved corps!”

“Ten dola, me love yu long time !”

“me soooooo Hornie....

hee hee
OK nuf of that stuff.....
Funny a$$ movie.....”

“Sorry snafu, the 44 magnum is NOT the most powerful gun in the world.

I'm not exactly sure, but I would guess Freedom Arms 50 caliber handgun probably is more powerful.

It's also the heaviest.”

“Chief, According to Dirty Harry Callahgan it IS !!! haha Or maybe the Desert Eagle thats a big whopper too...I was just goofing with the Clint Eastwood quote.. I am not sure which is the most powerful, I do know they all would hurts reals bads if shot by any of them...

I think Geobeet has the most powerful gun in M1A2 Tank...

Wsdavies, Seriously the .45 Glock Model 30 is nice piece. If you have hands like Andre the Giant. It is a BIG gun ! I have a Glock .40 S&W model 23, nice for power and not big in size. good happy medium. Another thing ya wanna get pre-ban clips, All the post ban are 10 rounds and God forbid you run into a herd of 11 Grizzlies... :-)
I would not shoot Ben the Bear anyhow, I would let him eat me first.”

“I find the Bear fear interesting.

I think the only way a handgun would be useful against a bear would be where the bear is relatively stationary chewing on someone else. Then you could shoot it.

I do not think anyone could effectivly stop a charging bear with a handgun, and would have a great deal of difficulty getting an effective shot in once the bear was chewing on you.

Most powerful handgun is probably the .454 Casul, it is not just how fat the cartridge is, it is also how fast the pellet is coming out.

Back to bears, learning a little about bear behavior and body signals, both the bears and how a bear perceives yours is a lot more effective than thinking a handgun will provide any more protection than any firecracker or whistle that makes a loud noise.

If you want to reduce risk, read up about lightning. Getting fried happens much more often than getting chewed.”

“About the only thing a handgun you could actually carry around could do in a bear attack is put you out of your misery before it starts. I'm a collector so ...I have a lot.”

“There are many documented cases of bears killed with handguns. Not hunting stories, bears who were killed while attacking.

I don't do much shooting anymore so if I had a pistol the bear would have a 50/50 chance and so would I :-)”

“I have a bumpersticker that says, "There's nothing in this house worth losing your life over." I need to get a more vehicular-focused one for my Jeep now.”

“We don't need gun control.

We need bumper sticker control.”

“A'wright bare... DRAW!”

“i agree with bacpac. what this country needs is more censorship and less tolerance of other points of view.”

“Could you be less tolerant?

I see Phaedy is bombed again.”

“I want one of those gold plated Ak-47s they found in some of Saddams palaces, but for now my two air guns will do.”

“Naw, bacpac, I'm not bombed. I'm still at work. I'll get bombed later.”

“Undoubtedly.”

“Unlike you, I'm not in denial about it.”

“how many of you guys masturbate while thinking about guns?”

“Mmmmm guns.

Biguns maybe...”

“Booze is your reality.

Not mine.”

“i could be less tolerant, but then id be you.”

“You could never be me.

Grow up.”

“Booze is your reality.

Not mine."
bacpac
07:10:43 PM
05/09/03

See? Denial.”

“You are so on target, Phaedy.

See ya Monday when you sober up and get back to work.”

“I don't work on Monday, bacpac. Haven't you learned anything?”

“You don't work on Friday's either.”

“I found my new gun! The .577 TYRANNOSAUR! All I know is it’s frickin’ bruiser. For perspective a 30.06 produces 2800 pounds of kinetic energy. The .577 produces 10,000 pounds! The recoil? About 175 pounds worth. So what’s it like to shoot? Ask this guy.(clean, work-safe video) I don’t think it’ll go over real big with the Arab buying public. I’ve seen reports the ammo is about $2000 for a box of 20. All I know is that that damn rabbit in my back yard is DEAD!”

“Shooting a thing like that can detach your retina......have fun.”

“I know. I don't wanna hurt my shoulder so I'm thinking of doing it with my forehead.”

“You remind me of my friend's brother.”

“And by the way, just what do ya do with a #&%!$in' dead rhino?”

“Two words......



Rhino Jerky.....”

“Or, if one so happens to be hungry enough to eat the ass out of a dead rhino.......”

“nice thing about rhino jerky - you only need to take one piece on a hike - you can chew on it all day and hardly make a dent in it

wrt guns - I only have one”

““You remind me of my friend's brother.”

Would this be old "Hey hold my beer"?”

“Dem critters got some hard bark on 'em.”

“lol, no, if someone had been there to hold his beer he wouldn't have laid unconscious on the beach all night long.”