tarpy vs tarprat: lyra help!

“Which is the real one?”

“I am Tarp Rat, Matt decided to mess with me today.”

“Geobeet, if you read the second page of the Operation Iraqi Lib thread, you can see that TARPY is the real deal.”

“Did he delete your tarp rat account?”

“No, I just couldn't post!”

“Ah.”

“Oh well, Tarpy is better anyway!”

“What the hell happened to Tarp Rat, trailspring, planet home, waftrat, CX, wild cild, wildchillin, mantra and jara? Did you KILL THEM?

And furthermore, are you THE GOD OF DEATH? Should I WORSHIP YOUR HORNS?”

“And who is posting as TarpRat?”

“More importantly, where's Lyra?”

“Yes, where is Her Adorableness???”

“BOO!

it's him...Matt deleted Tarp Rat. "TARPY" sounds much cuter, anyway!”

“She is working, she was sick yesterday, so she has to work today!

No, no, no! I am the supreme god head, eat my flesh and become one!”

“Oh I guess she is back...”

“it's him...Matt deleted Tarp Rat. "TARPY" sounds much cuter, anyway!"
lyra
01:11:01 PM
04/10/03

How about Tarpypoo?”

“i'm taking a break. :-) what up, peeps!”

“yeah, TARPYPOOOOOOO!!”

“Not much Lyra. We're all in shock in my office since one of the directors got laid off. They are seriously about only keeping the "right" people on staff. No slackers allowed!”

“Now's the time to quit!”

“that's SO ironic, smiley...only slackers here!
;-)”

“Yeah, I'm hoping they don't find out about me, or I'll be out of this place quick!”

“How about "Tarpydoodoo"?”

“Or Tarpdeath!”

“Why eat his flesh when you can enjoy yumblilicious soft chocolate sponge cake with creme filling?”

“LMAO!! he's cute, yet deadly.”

“He he !!”

“Back away from the twinkies!



...and go for a hike!”

“One of the directors got laid
off?”

“Sorry. Easily amused.”

“Directors!

Overpaid and under-laid!”

“God will roast your stomach in hell for this fake TARPY.”

“I think Lyra needs to ask some questions that only the real Tarp Rat would know. It's the prefect way to find the imposter and discover some dubious, potentially hurtful gossip about their relationship ;o)”

“Q#1 How hairy is your butt?”

“Oh, it's n ...,

Oh, you mean Tarpy and TarpRat!

Never Mind.”

“Tarpy and TarpRat is an ITEM???”

“One is Tarpypoo and one is a Troll, from what I can gather. Only Lyra can sort it out, and she says Tarpy's the real deal.”

“Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them.”

“OK Saddam!”

“To get back off the subject, I just heard about a second layoff. Damn.”

“Matt... If you are going to police this board, can you at least be fair about it?”

“Desperate #&%!$!”

“We checked some things out....8 people laid of since January, 7 new people hired. Its not an economic thing. You don't perform, you're outta here.”

“TARPY is Tarpy. TarpRat is a smelly troll. :-) i forget who it really is, though...i used to know.”

“Sounds like lyra had a threesome going!”

“Please, please! You are relying on what I called yesterday a desperate and stupid method. Search for the truth. I tell you things and I always ask you to verify what I say.”

“More nonsense!

Too much time.....”

“don't be ridiculous, Geobeet...Tarpy by himself is about more than i can handle.”

“I didn't think his ego needed much more massaging Lyra? ;o)”

“Yeah, I got that picture lyra. I was just funnin ya.”

“LOL!”