Violin, Mutt Tilt and Liberals Everywher e

“Im a hippie commie sociolist :)

Does that make me a liberal? Can I put my name on the lsit?”

“I put hippies right up there with the extreme religious right on the list of threats to American security.”

“Ha ha ha!!!”

“how can we be a threat? all we do is sit around eatting brownies and hugging trees...?”

“SC, its paranoid thing.
Nigal thinks you're after his Twinkies and Ding Dongs.”

“well, if I have the munchies and he just leaves em around.....thats his fault! if he's so worried, maybe he should lock em up?????

8)
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“Quakers are another big threat to security.

And let's not forget the Unitarians.

All that peace and tranquility gives our "enemies" the wrong message.”

“All Quakers and Unitarians must be under 24-hour surveillance.”

“Who would be willing to follow a bunch of Quakers and Unitarians around?

Put me in the "left of liberal" column...”

“Those Quakers must be up to something with that oatmeal ----”

“Who?

Some kinda chicken hawk, I reckon.”
MarkO
9:20:00 PM
3/19/07

Actually this was one of Buddha Bears trolls back when he was ultra-right.”

“There are liberals under my bed. Skeery!”

“geo, sorry, that was me. Hope I didnt frighten you too much.”

“You and your liberal rats!”

“Ever time I go t' town
Th liberals all kick muh dawg around
Ain't no matter if he's a hound
They better stop kickin muh dawg around.”

“While both hippies and the religious right say they are for free will and free thought both have an agenda they wish to push on others. Both are equally threatening to freedom.”

“And both groups are after my snacky cakes...”

“Fruitcakes
By: jimmy buffett, amy lee
1994
--spoken:
You know I was talking to my friend desdemona the other day she
Runs this space station and bake shop down near boomtown. she told
Me that human beings are flawed individuals. the cosmic bakers
Took us out of the oven a little too early. and thats the
Reason were as crazy as we are and I believe it.

Take for example when you go to the movies these days, you know.
They try to sell you this jumbo drink, 8 extra ounces of watered
Down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents. I dont want it.
I dont want that much organziation in my life.
I dont want other people thinking for me.
I want my junior mints. where did the junior mints go in the
Movies. I dont want a 12 lb. nestles crunch for 25 dollars. i
Want junior mints.

We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers!
We need people that care! Im mad as hell! and I dont want to
Take it anymore!

Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

Paradise, lost and found
Paradise, take a look around
I was out in california where I hear they have it all
They got riots, fires, mud slides
Theyve got sushi in the mall
Water bars, brontasaurs, chinese modern lust
Shake and bake life with the quake
The secrets in the crust

Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

--spoken:
Speakin of fruitcakes, how bout the government?
Your tax dollars at work.

We lost our martian rocket ship
The high paid spokesman said
Looks like that silly rocket ship
Has lost its cone shaped head
We spent 90 jillion dollars trying to get a look at mars
I hear universal laughter ringing out among the stars

Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the galaxy (fruitcakes in the galaxy)
Fuitcakes on the earth (fruitcakes on the earth)
Struttin naked towards eternity
Weve been that way since birth
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

--spoken:
Religion! religion! oh, theres a thin line between saturday
Night and sunday morning. here we go now.
Alright, alter boys.

Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa
Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa

Wheres the church, who took the steeple
Religion is in the hands of some crazy-ass people
Television preachers with bad hair and dimples
The gods honest truth is its not that simple
Its the buddhist in you, its the pagan in me
Its the muslim in him, shes catholic aint she?
Its the born again look its the wasp and the jew
Tell me whats goin on, I aint gotta clue

--spoken:
Now here comes the big ones. relationships! we all got em, we
All want em. what do we do with em?
Here we go, Ill tell ya.

She said you gotta do your fair share
Now cough up half the rent
I treat my body like a temple
You treat yours like a tent
But the right word at the right time
May get me a little hug
Thats the difference between lightning
And a harmless lightnin bug

Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

--spoken:
The future. captains log, stardate two thousand and something.

Were seven years from the millenium
Thats a science fiction fact
Stanley kubrick and his buddy hal
Now dont look that abstract
So Ill put on my bob marley tape
And practice what I preach
Get jah lost in the reggae mon
As I walk along the beach
Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way
Its a jungle out there kiddies
Have a very fruitful day
Hey.

Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

--spoken:
Thats right, you too. yeah those crumbs are spread all around
This universe. Ive seen fruitcakes. I saw this guy in santa
Monica rollerskate naked through the crosswalk. down in new
Orleans in the french market there are fruitcakes like you cannot
Believe. new york, forget it. fruitcake city. down island, weve got
Fruitcakes. spread them crumbs around. thats right, we want
em around. keep bakin baby. keep bakin.”

“

"the United States is based on having freedom of religion... which means you can believe in God any way you want... but you must believe."

Can you dig it?”

“You MUST!!!

It's sounding sorta like X Files...”

“Atheists = silly libbies”

“Sounds like she's Runnin' Kinda Low on the Compassion.� Maybe she's one of those Godless Republicans.... a RINO: Religious In Name Only.

”

“Thong wearing rhinos make baby Jesus cry.”

“She must just read the old testament...Jesus taught a more 'liberal' understanding of non-believers in the new testament.”

“I just noticed the "Alaska" connection.... Hell, those people aren't REAL Americans anyway, � < WINK >

”

“Report clears Palin in Troopergate probe

Nov 3 09:00 PM US/Eastern
By RACHEL D'ORO
Associated Press Writer

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - A report has cleared Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin of ethics violations in the firing of her public safety commissioner.
Released Monday, the report says there is no probable cause to believe Palin or any other state official violated the Alaska Executive Ethics Act in connection with the firing. The report was prepared by Timothy Petumenos, an independent counsel for the Alaska Personnel Board.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D947PVBG0&show_article=1"
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“Jesus declared, "I tell you the truth, no one can see the kingdom of God unless he is born again”

“Darwinism - the belief that a universe full of matter emerged from nothing, for no reason other than random chance, creating an environment perfectly suitable for life, including thoughtful life to contemplate said random happenstance, again, for no purpose other than random chance, which emerged from toxic material via a magic lightening strike that made said living organism, whixh, upon it's birth, had the ability to seek food, eat it, shlt, and give birth to another one just like the first one, who would ultimately, through a series of billions of positive mutation in millions of years, (a process which never actually happens as far as we can tell, and would be 'undone' by millions more negative mutations, yet still it happened just by random chance), to lead to creatures who ultimately will explain that the process happened by chance, and even though math can't explain it, we must have faith that someday math will explain it, therefore it does explain it, and any challenging idea to that is not only not using the scientific method, but also, just plain silly.”

“heh... crash I am sure you are astute enuf to recognize the exaggerations and mis-interpretations in your post. But one simple one is the concept of the Jewish zombie. That is simply not consistent with the tenets of Christianity and therefore is a distortion of the belief system. Now I am not going to take on the merits of the statement, but as the text purports to explain the belief... it therefore fails by not taking the claims at face value.

I've seen it before and it is a pretty good send up. I personally prefer the flying spaghetti monster as a refutation. I think it shows more consistent thought.”

“I consider the possibility of a chance of the existence of a higher being.

Am I welcome in your club?”

“what club and who are you asking?”

“So much for open-mindedness and accepting the beliefs of others.”

“What, aren't you open-minded enough to accept Crash's beliefs? Hypocrite.”

“Oh, so you're not open minded enough to accept my no acceptance of Crash's non acceptance of someone else's beliefs? Double hypocrite.”

“Can we get an "amen" on that and triple it?”

“my work filter's blocking that pic, what is it?”

“Open minded enough to accept your hypocrisy? Of course I am, Nigal. I've come to expect it from religionists. It's a cute and endearing personality flaw. In fact, I wouldn't have it any other way. But that's because I'm open-minded.”

“Then again, I never said I didn't accept Crash's view. I was pointing out close-mindedness from someone who generally open-minded. But then again I know it was a troll post (as was mine). So in short...

”

“So you're not even open minded enough to accept my troll post, even though you just trolled my close minded hypocrisy over calling you out on not accepting crash's close mindedness. I know your type.”

“Really? I'm not sure I even understand it? LOL!”

“Whew. Now that the election is over we can get back to bickering about Jesus.”

“Jesus?
Yes, illegal immigration reform is needed.”

“If you put a thousand monkeys in a room with a thousand typewriters, in a thousand years they will have re-created the complete works of William Shakespeare by randomly banging on the keys.

Put one monkey in a room with a computer and it will spend all day posting on TrailTalk.

Add a second monkey and it will spend all day bickering with the first monkey on TrailTalk.

"Anything stupid that can be said will be said on this forum. Repeatedly."”

“"Anything stupid that can be said will be said on this forum. Repeatedly."

Whoops!”

“Why do you hate America so much?”

“wow, self-deprication is sooo chic and prophetic these days”

“Even though the election is over, can't we talk about zero fed taxes? But, still maintain the ablity to drop a bomb on someone every other hour.”

“Freedom for everybody that I think should have it, and not for anybody else! Thank [insert diety or appropriate substitute here] that the Constitution doesn't have to be ratified again, because it probably wouldn't get enough votes.”