CNN, MSNBC, FOXNEWS

“One farm's sheep may be a bit different from another farm's sheep but they are still sheep none the less.”

“http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/07/22/single.black.women/

Is CNN just for retarded people?”

“http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/23/beck.obama.media/index.html

Bet you like this one...oh wait, you might be retarded if you read it though”

“            NEXT on Fox & Friends.....

    "Roger Ailes and Sun Myung Moon present Robert Novak with the Billy Joel Safe Motoring Award"

          Film at 11 ......

                  (or we could just wait for the bench warrant)



”

“Glenn Beck (CNN) close to deal with FOX NEWS CHANNEL for 5pm show... Developing...”

“He's perfect for them!”

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg8yJVnPO5Y

"Georgia is the top p e n i s...producing state in the country."
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“CABLE NEWS RACE TUES., MARCH 10, 2009

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 3,212,000
FOXNEWS HANNITY 2,376,000
FOXNEWS BECK 2,331,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 2,274,000
FOXNEWS SHEP 2,044,000
FOXNEWS GRETA 1,965,000
CNN COOPER 1,214,000
CNN KING 1,185,000
MSNBC MADDOW 1,041,000
CNNHN GRACE 986,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 928,000”

“CNN.com

Front-page: 'Crazy' woman saves sea turtles from slaughter
Breaking news: President Obama announces creation of "cyber czar" post.

.
.
.

Little link on the right-hand side of the screen: Satellite spots activity at North Korean missile site, officials say

...man talk about out of touch with the wrong priorities.”

“...and I will add that a "czar" is "a male monarch or emperor" which I think is a bad job description for ANYONE taking a role in the US government.”

“Didn't the Conservative hero Ronald Reagan coin that term?”

“Obamy doesn't want any talk about North Korean missiles.”

“I think so. Doesn't make it any less stupid a term.”

“Prime example of how stupid stuff sticks.”

“Whoever they get to be cyber czar better know what he is doing and have the best security on the planet because he will be a target for every joyriding hacker out there :)”

“CABLE NEWS RACE
THURS., MAY 29, 2009

FOXNEWS OREILLY 3,526,000
FOXNEWS HANNITY 2,474,000
FOXNEWS BECK 2,009,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 1,871,000
FOXNEWS GRETA 1,834,000
FOXNEWS SHEP 1,787,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 1,298,000
MSNBC MADDOW 1,029,000
CNNHN GRACE 915,000
CNN COOPER 852,000”

“Fox has to be getting 100% of the 'oneinfives', it's the only place they can hear the imaginary 'Good News' they need so badly.”

“benzworld.org/forums/off-topic/1448228-cable-news-race.html

Another Cryingseller World, what did they learn in the american car world?
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“This has gotta suck for the liberals in the State Run Media.


from Drudge


FOX NEWS RECORDS UNPRECEDENTED TOP 10 OUT OF 10 PROGRAMS IN CABLE NEWS FOR 2ND QUARTER... ON PACE TO BE NETWORK'S BEST YEAR EVER...

THE O'REILLY FACTOR 3,191,000
HANNITY 2,345,000
GLENN BECK 2,053,000
ON THE RECORD W/GRETA 1,950,000
SPECIAL REPORT W/BRET BAIER 1,889,000
FOX REPORT/SHEP SMITH 1,783,000
THE O'REILLY FACTOR (RPT) 1,579,000
AMERICA'S NEWSROOM BILL HEMMER & MEGYN KELLY 1,399,000
YOUR WORLD W/NEIL CAVUTO 1,389,000
STUDIO B W/SHEP SMITH 1,169,000 ”

“Maybe everyone else has better things to do other than sit around for the "fear factor" every day.”

“all television news is a disgusting joke and a simulation of truth at best... but kudos to the liars on the right for beating the liars on the left in the meaningless ratings race”

“If it was the other way around this wouldn't be meaningless at all to you”

“I got rid of my TV six months ago. It's totally meaningless to me, regardless of what boob is watching what boob.”

“I love it the libbies are twisting and burning....”

“I'm on neither side - in fact, I'm sort of anti-sides. I think this whole left/right liberal/conservative debate is silly and probably very bad for the country.

So I know just how slanted some of the other news agencies are to the left. It's all BS - the only difference is some BS is colored blue and some is red. The reason the red-tinted BS is getting the ratings now is because they're delivering the bad news. People aren't interested in how great things are going - that's bad for ratings, but they'd love to watch someone talk about "Obama's secret fascist war against America" or "Teabagging against tyranny." It's a lot more interesting than the "Hooray! Obama is Saving the World!" nonsense that the left news agencies are inundating us with now...”

“boob?”

“now THAT is something I can take sides with!”

“Is that the corporate news or the more blatant corporate news?”

“I didn't see a single 'tea bagel' in the streets of Baghdagel today.”

“T*lt thinks PBS isn't funded by evil corporate money.
How ignorant.”

“STOVE! watch your mouth...Tilty's mom told him that and she is always right.”

“The fact that GM paid for about a third of Ken Burn's work didn't make it any less educational.”

“hahaha, hate to say it, but I actually like and agree with this cartoon, Stovie

...

...

nope, hell hasn't frozen over yet”

“Rioting in Minnesota? Whats that like 3 or 4 people?”

“arguing over who should be the state's official spokesman: Fran Tarkenton or Paul Bunyan”

“http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/713670--potter-daring-hoax-exposes-limits-of-instant-journalism

WASHINGTON – You attend a press conference. The newsmaker speaks. You run a DNA test to confirm they are who they claim to be. And then you publish.

An absurd notion. But only marginally more absurd than the high comedy that played out at Washington's National Press Club on Monday, a few floors above the Toronto Star's Washington Bureau, when the U.S. Chamber of Commerce made big news that wasn't.

Already in the news for its hard-lobbying opposition to U.S. climate-change legislation, the pro-business Chamber dropped reporters' jaws with what appeared to be a turning-point announcement - that the organization now accepts that "without a stable climate, there will be no business."

The dramatic reversal was conveyed instantly, led by the Reuters agency, and minutes later it was picked up by the New York Times and Washington Post Web sites.

But by the time Fox Business News jumped in with real-time analysis, the real U.S. Chamber of Commerce burst into the news conference, together with red-faced representatives of the National Press Club, to debunk the proceedings as a hoax.

Reporters' heads swiveled back and forth from the possible interlopers at the podium to the possible interlopers who were calling them out, wondering who among them was legitimate. For a few minutes both sides stood their ground. Someone asked for a business card.

And finally the ruse was revealed - the man purportedly speaking on behalf of America's largest business lobby was in fact Andy Bichlbaum of the anti-corporate pranksters known as the Yes Men, who had just pulled off their piece de resistance.

After previously impersonating the likes of Dow Chemical, Halliburton and the U.S. Government, the activists had punked their way into the very heart of mainstream American journalism, running a bogus presser in hall of fame studded with the portraits of everyone from Walter Cronkite to Edward R. Murrow.

The real Chamber is hopping mad, as you would expect, and the Press Club is cringingly embarrassed at how easily the acceptance of a $500 room rental fee exposed a major vulnerability to guerrilla-style activism. The rest of us received a cardinal lesson in the dangers of the tweet-first-ask-questions-later pace of modern news.

AND THEN

CNN interviews the CLOWN as a REAL spokesman.”

“Ah, the cumgurgling nazi wingnut "news".

Suck that Rebublican elephant dick ya fvckin hicks.”

“What is a goof, a spoof, and the truth.”

“LOL..ROTFLMAO.....

http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/10/26/cnn-drops-to-last-place-among-cable-news-networks/?hp

The official monthly numbers will be finalized at 4 p.m. Monday and will include results from Friday. CNN executives conceded that will not change the competitive standing for the month. CNN will still be last in prime time.

That means CNN’s programs were behind not only Fox News and MSNBC, but even its own sister network HLN (formerly Headline News.) Three of its four shows between 7 and 11 p.m. finished fourth and last among the cable news networks. That was the first time CNN had finished that poorly with its prime-time shows.”

“I think that the Whitehouse's attack on Fox News only serves to highlight how much the other networks are in the tank for Obama. Most people aren't paying attention but for those who do, its a clear indication where they can find news that hasn't been White(house) washed.”

“but a bias is a bias, whether its in your favor or against you - doesn't change the fact that the report is slanted towards the views and leanings of the reporter - and of the overall organization represented by him/her.

It's nearly impossible to find any 'news' now that doesn't have this problem.

Like the old saying goes - the truth is likely somewhere in the middle.”

“The problem isn't the Bias. Its easy to recognize the Bias and read past it. I have no problem with the Bias of the main stream press (even though I sometimes have to control my gag reflex). The problem is the complete censorship of the news such that you aren't getting news, but rather an agenda. Charlie Gibson stating that he had no idea that there was a story about Acorn and undercover video footage and that its only a story for a minor cable news network is damning evidence of how in the tank they are.”

“Cry me a fvcking river. Obama has given more press conferences in six months then Bush did in eight years.”

“Or the fact that TIME had access to college writings of PreZBO and withheld their release until AFTER the election?”

“But has Obama said anything?
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