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“France announced today that it plans to ban fireworks at Euro Disney, following last night's display that caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender.”
“Oops, someone beat me to it on another thread!”
“Don't feel too bad DH. I've done it several times myself.”
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuuhh the french
Huhuhuhuhuhuh we have someone to make fun of.. huhuhuhuhuhuh.
Irritating. I'll be glad when this fixation on french-bashing is over.”
“I got it on email and thought I'd pass it on. Lighten the hellup. If it will make you feel any better post some Southern jokes so I can make a smart comeback.”
“A sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here."”
“The French bashing will end when the French win a war.
“Obviously Bacpac's standard to judge a people by”
“I went to the store looking for camoflage pants, but couldn't find any.”
“Hey....the French are too easy of target.....why don't we start bashing the freakin Germans....since they've decided to become a bunch of sissy piss ants...
I declare that everyone go and turn in their BMW asap...”
“ok, as bad as I find all this french bashing I did find one joke funny.
An Englishman, A Frenchman, a beautiful young woman and an old lady are sitting in a train carriage. As the train passes through a tunnel the carriage goes dark and a loud slap is heard.
when they emerge out of the tunnel they all look around and see the Frenchman sitting there with a red hand print on his face.
The little old lady thinks - "I bet he tried to grope that beautiful young girl and she slapped him."
The beautiful girl thinks - "That Frenchman I bet he went to grope me, but in the dark groped the old lady and she slapped him."
The Frenchman thinks - "that bastard Englishman, I bet he groped the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me."
And the Englishman sits there trying to hide a smile thinking -
"I can't wait until we go into another tunnel and I can slap that French bastard again!"”
“"The French bashing will end when the French win a war."
Excuse me, but the French did win a war. It was called the French Revolution. Of course, they were fighting other Frenchman.”
“Actually the French army lost...it was the civilians that won.”
“An American man is having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam at the breakfast table when a Frenchman sits down next to him.
The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. "You American folk eat the whole bread?" asks the Frenchman with a large piece of chewing gum in his mouth.
The Frenchman blows a bubble with his chewing gum, then remarks, "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts in containers, recycle them, then transform them into croutons, and sell them to the United States."
The Frenchman has a smirk on is face. All the while, the American listens in silence.
"Do ya eat jelly with the bread?" asks the Frenchman.
The Frenchman cracks his gum between his teeth and chuckles, "We don't. In France, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast and put all peel, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, then transform them into jam, and sell it to the U.S."
"And, what do you Frenchmen do with condoms once you've used them?" asks the American.
"We throw them away, of course," replies the Frenchman, with a dumbfounded look.
The American explains, "WE don't. In the U.S., we put them in a container, recycle them, then melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to France.”
“chili, that was dumb and boring.”
“Q: Why did the republican climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: He heard that the drinks were on the house.”
“Phaedrus, that was dumb and boring.”
“hahaha, not funny phaedrus. If anything it would be a lib that would be drunk of his ass. Ted Kennidy, hell it doesn't have to be Ted, the entire family is a mess.”
“chili, that was dumb and boring."
Actually limpy, that was exactly the point I was making about this whole thread, I am glad you got it.”
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