SNUFFY THE CAMPFIRE SLAYER

“the TT WB network is creating a new show regarding LNT ethics and needs a few good men and women as actors in this TV series. We need the most anal retentive LNT hiker to play snuffy, other LNT hikers to play her gang, and a slew of who=gives=a=crap hikers to play those who don't mind having a campfire.

Any takers?

Any suggestions for the actor slots?”

“Micah, of course...”

“can i be the "token pyro"?”

“Am I the only one who thinks the title of this thread could be read in a very sick way? :o)”

“my perverted mind is having problems with that one YN...i don't see it”

“i like the way you think, Ynami...”

“no no Treebeard - you don't - it's v nasty stuff”

“unless your talking about snuff films”

“I was trying to move on from there Opie after realizing I shouldn't have said anything! -
Ermmmmmm .... I like campfires :o)”

“BAN YNAMI!”

“Does Snuffy piss on the fires to put them out?

Personally, I think it'd be a nice touch.”

“Wouldn't snuffy be leaving a trace then rosey?”

“Sorry, but Snuffy is copyrighted and has exterior gonads.

”

“Leaving corpses around the campsite is not very LNT. I would hope that Snuffy buries the bodies after he (or she) is done...”

“Sure, if Snuffy's a dog.”

“I believe the ol' timey saying is...

"Well, folks! It's time to piss on the fire and call the dog!"”

“(of course you have to have your Old Fart Licence to say things like that...)”

“Snuffy the Campfire Sprayer?”

“My friend's son used to throw water on our campfires until I cured him of the habit. He's an anthropologist now, living on South Pacific islands. Maybe I saved him from a life of firefighting.”

“I Always kill fires DEAD out. I DROWN their asses, LOLOL

(you know why)”

“I'm'a gonna get me a Snuffy Smith bridge one'a these days.”