TrailTalk Awards

“LMAO @ this thread!”

“I'd like to thank the Academy on behalf of my altered ego, Tilt-o-Whirl. He can't be with us tonight because he's on location in South Beach with the Republican National Committee and Girls Gone Wild, but he does wish me to express his fondest regards for you all.

Don't get nun on ya... and have a pleasant tomorrow.”

“stikmon has pretty good trip reports too. gotta put him in that category”

“24)HMWH Club Man of the Year-Ewker

Buddha Bear
03:55:31 PM
12/03/03

what did I do to deserve this award?”

“Best Regional Tribe: Michigan Mountaineers!!”

“This is good stuff!!!!!



8)”

“5) Slowest hiking pace - yam

Hey! divinity has a pretty slow pace, but she is steady, so she turns out the miles. ;)”

“ive hiked with yam, she didnt impress me as being slow. i guess that means im slow too. thats ok, she can run over us all with her chopper.”

“best fight: mamabear vs everybody”

“LOL!”

“stormy, that's what confused me. It said best TR and best ongoing TR. If it had been ongoing romance then it would make sense for the nymph.

I could have won the Halloween handle with dayhacker, but I didn't participate.

How about best BS artist: Buddha Bear
Best ongoing petty argument: Stikmon v. Stormbringer
Biggest football fan with allusions of granduer: arclite
Least bagnights: Dunadan, lizs”

“I'm with ya, Ewker. WTF?? I'm under "TTer of the Year?!?!"

Lets go party, Violin, Tilt and Phil... wait! Been there, done that with Phil. And, happy to say, I backed off from the ensuing catfight. LOL!”

“yea whats up with ongoing tr? either its an ongoing trip report, or ongoing romance with himself (maybe the clue is in the word "rosey")

i could kick myself for all the times ive let stikmon get my goat. all that stuff he starts is fake, but ill give him this, hes a good faker. i had no idea until he came right out and told me.”

“best troll who might not really be a troll: bacpac”

“Yep Stormbringer, you can take the boy out of New York, but you can't take New York out of the boy.”

“Richard Milhous Nixon Memorial I'm Not a Crook Award: Buddha Bear”

“I don't think that Yam is a slow hiker!


8)


Now Ms Cmb is a slow hiker!”

“At one time I thought Buddha might be bacpac. chili told me that someone had actually seen bacpac before so that nixed that.

How about:

Best romance that wasn't, but might be: Buddha Bear and tarabull”

“best newbie: scorchfire”

“I'm a bagnighter!!!! yayyyyy....I won I won I won...they like me...well...ok, they just tolerate me...but thats cool...and


best trail dog...Buddur...

I have an objection...Khatru took a lickin and kept on kickin...and was on the trail/river WAY more than most doggies on the forum...and heck...he has almost as many bagnights as I do...so...I'd like to raise this issue with the academy...Khatru for President of the HDHCOTT (He Dog Humpers Club of TT). No dog humps like Khatru...no way, now how!”

“Now on the other hand I am a fast hiker and so is Walkindude!


8)”

“I want the award for the biggest slacker! D@mn it's been a bag year!”

“So what do you do about that Stump?


8)”

“Best Trail Dog: geez, obvious answer >> Sarabelle!! (with Gizmo as runner-up!) lol”

“whatnever! BOL!”

“My dog Champ is the best dog at TT and can kick any dog's ass in here.
I've looked at pictures of Buddur dog and it looked lame and weak.”

“best TROLL dog, maybe”

“lizs - Let's party again! This time you can kick some butt.

At least I didn't get the award for: "Most Boring Trail Name"”

“That buddur dog looks gay with that pack and all on his back.”

“do you find that attractive?”

“most anoying troll?? any votes?”

“we're all trolls, to some degree.”

“hmm...are you?
Beware of the Troll”

“Most fun to hike with - Sirpete, Birch, Buddha Bear, Tarabull

Most Fun in Camp - Sirpete, Jerbear, Ewker, OM, Opie

Scariest to hike with - Tie - Crazy Mike, Stormbringer

Most Hardcore - Snow Nymph

Best Pics - Tekdude, Buck

Fastest hiking pace - Sirpete, Crazy Mike

Slowest hiking pace - Karo

Biggest gear slut - bbinkley

Biggest slut/whore - Jerbear

Best TR's - Snownymph

Most bagnights - Tie - CMB, Snownymph, Nowslimmer

Best Trip Planner - HPM

The "newgirl" award - Tie - Scorhfire & Danababy

The bushwacker award - Gojo

Best newbie - ynamiynami

Best Troll - Alaska

Best Engagement - CMB & MsCMB

Best Trail Dog - Sarabelle

Biggest Lurker - Radagast

HMWH Club Man of the Year - Bacpac

TT Woman of the Year - OM

TT Man of the Year - Phil, Jerbear

TT Hottie of the Year - Yam”

“Best Troll: Tie: bacpac and Buddha Bear”

“buddha bear = lots of trolls”

“13) The "newgirl" award - Tie - scorhfire & danababy

Wow, could ya at least spell my trail name right?

~ScorchFire”

“so wait, snowfire and scorchfire are the same person?”

“I definately agree that Bobo is food whore! He packed in at least 20 pounds of food in a TUPPERWARE container up the most god awful 5 mile trail ever and SHARED it like a saint!

BoBo's the man!”

“Yep”

“this is supposed to be my christmas name.... uh, but it's not so christmassy”

“Who the he!! is snowloon? Brandon?”

“yupp, Brandon is snowloon”

“what do you think Budda?”

“Funniest TT'r Tie - Rockman, Artex, Aero
Best Adventure Racer - Birch, Dhutch, Fritz
Biggest Dork - AmyG
Coolest retired military dude - Dare
Best Elvis Impression - Ductape

OK, I'm done, you'll need to come up with more, we still have 2 hours of airtime to fill on NBC.”

“I'd like to nominate myself for best rescued. I should get SOMETHING for missing all that hiking while I healed!!!”

“Fastest Hiking Pace - Ductape

He leaves everyone behind. He even passes people who are riding on horses!”

“Sorry about that Scorchfire. I just copied Buddha's stuff and did a few adjustments.

Blame him! LOL”

“I passed some mountain bikers once.
....and yes, they were moving.”

“i hiked with ductape. he starts slow and finishes STRONG.”