You might be a Republican if...

“chili, I don't think the feds should be spending any more this year than the revenue what they brought in last year. And that doesn't really go far enough. I think the federal government should cut its spending by at least 50%. But since I have to put up with them spending too much, then yes, I much prefer the long drawn out process of fighting over budget bills until everyone knows whats in them rather than Obama's current pattern of screaming Crisis and shoving a bill 10 time as large as most spending bills with little to no oversight.”

“Attention marijuana growers: 220 California state parks will be available for planting your crop this year. Don't forget to pass the cost savings on to your customers”

“hyway, you should have loved Clinton.”

“Do you know what happened 159 years ago this summer... back in 1850?

California became a state
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.







So basically very little has changed except the men didn't hold hands.

;-)”

“Health care was a shovel with a 6ft handle.”

“Oh.................yes they did.

”

“

Next time I should consult someone more expert in lying(?)

LMAO


”

“is that possible?”

“Any of you, POS”

“LushO, vileboy, and little t*ltypoo have earned such stellar reputations for lying. LMAO”

“ahhh, name calling? How lame. When have I called you anything other than tilt? I may say you are a POS, but I don't use it in place of your name. maybe you should crawl out into the sunshine and live a little.”

“Yes, we�ve read Hyway�s assertions that Black people don�t care about their kids because he was on the PTA or that Liberals are evil because his relatives were Welfare frauds. Sounds to me like he�s just #&%!$ed in the head.

Did they cuss about Liberals while they were actually cashing their Welfare checks? If they were related to him, it wouldn�t surprise me much.”

“just apologize and move on from the hate, stop digging, dude. (well, I do use terms like dude, instead of your name, but that's not meant to be derogatory. )”

“Poor little t*lty isn't even trying anymore.”

“There's the standard last gasp tactic: � Whenever they're exposed, it's "hate".

If that's what passes for cleverness it's no wonder the Republican party is dying out.”

“I wonder if you have ever responded directly when something you did wrong is pointed out to you. For the record, its mostly just you I call out for the "hate". And it has nothing to do with ideology. Its just you as a human being that lacking.”

“They'd better start supporting the Endangered Species Act, � LOL”

“Poor little t*lty.”

“Given their current 'momentum,' in another 30 or 40 years they'll be a curiosity, much like Klan or Neo-Nazi demonstrations are today.

I can see them now.... � The Radical Rightwing Holdouts, maybe a half-dozen of them on the couthouse steps with bullhorns. � They're already well on their way ---- you saw the Teabaggers.”

“sorry, we'll be too busy working and paying taxes for that. I mean someone will have to.”

“You guys are giving me an inspiration.....

Motorcycle saddle bags shaped and labeled as Tea Bags.”

“That would sell like......”

“dude, they already have bull teabags that hand off your trailer hitch :)”

“Giant Harley Teabags? � LMAO

Most of those HOG guys are retired accountants and dentists these days anyway, right?”

““dude, they already have bull teabags that hand off your trailer hitch :)”
hyway
11:04:45 AM
6/01/09

Thanks for more inspiration, dude.

Howz about a set of Bull Ball saddle bags?
They could even have a little hair on 'em.

Giant Harley Teabags? � LMAO

Most of those HOG guys are retired accountants and dentists these days anyway, right?”
Tllt
11:25:43 AM
6/01/09

Well, who TF do you think some of those Tax Whackos are anyway?”

““dude, they already have bull teabags that hand off your trailer hitch :)”
hyway
11:04:45 AM
6/01/09

Dude, you can hang those balls from your handlebar ends instead that sissy fringe tassle stuff.”

“The only people that buy those are rednecks like marko and t*lt.”

“My coworkers bought me some of those pink girly tassle stuff to go on a kids bikes handle bars for my B-day. I stuck them on my motorcycle and rode around with them on it for a few days.”

“

What markkO and t*lt want”

“Aw, they're big He-men and all.... � They just don't like to pay for their wars or do any of the fighting themselves.”

“you want bigger government....”

“You need to fix that, dOOd. ;-)”

“I don't know stovie, the republicans in power have been doing quite well at enlarging the government. they have a long way to go to catch up to the dems, though. Power and money corrupts and they have moved far from the conservative ideal of less government and less money in Washington.”

“Recall that Garzon almost extradited Pinochet many decades later. �

Dick's torture enablers are going to have to stay out of Europe for a very long time....”

“*snicker*”

“Rebublicans are doing their best to destroy the Middle class ---- But then who will pay the taxes for them?”

“Moonbats like t*lt are a dime a dozen.”

“Other than low, I have no idea what class tilt is. Does he have a job and actually pays taxes? Does he have any experiences that didn't come from reading someone else's ideas?”

“You might be a Republican if....

When you watch The Rupert Channel, your head bobs up and down like a bobblehead.”

“iED's , for you and Me's?”

“I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids....”

“I guess that DHS report from a year ago that warned of a rise in right-wing extremist activity and recruitment of former military personnel was way off base after all.”

“How many non-"right-wing" militia groups has he taken out in over a year?”

“Wouldn't want to tromp on your rights, HPD!”

“If they're not 'right wing militia' they'd be secret militia, if you and loud Willie Nelson music know what I mean.”

“Sarge thinks we should only break up right-wing terror groups if a left-wing group is broken up at the same time.

The Fair and Balanced Terror Prevention Act of 2010.

Seems a little stupid to me.”

“MANBLA!”