Cake, anyone?

“gosh, I'm so sick of the tastee cake pies. Homemade pie would be nice, cobbler too. yum”

“He's going the distance.”

“heehee, kinda like my friends that bought that holywood diet juice, drank the complete bottle but still ate regular. at the end the wondered why they didn't loose any weight...”

“I'm making a Kitty Litter Cake for my koi club's costume party tomorrow. This ought to be good. ;)”

“Mmmmm. Cat schit.”

“Oh yeah, the slightly crumb covered tootsie rolls arevery convincing.”

“http://www.bertc.com/recipes.htm

Check out all the other weird stuff! How cool!”

“Cake Or Bed

A Husband Is At Home Watching A
Football Game When His Wife Interrupts,

Honey,

Could You Fix The Light In The Hallway?
It's Been Flickering For Weeks Now.

He Look At Her And Says Angrily,
Fix The Lights Now?
Does It Look Like I Have
Ge Written On My Forehead?
I Don't Think So.

Fine,

Then The Wife Asks,
Well Then, Could You Fix The Fridge Door?
It Won't Close Right

To Which He Replied,
Fix The Fridge Door?
Does It Look Like I Have Westinghouse
Written On My Forehead?
I Don't Think So

Fine, She Says
Then You Could At Least Fix The Steps
To The Front Door?
They Are About To Break.

I'm Not A Carpenter And I Don't
Want To Fix Steps.
He Says, Does It Look Like I Have
Ace Hardware Written On My Forehead?
I Don't Think So.
I've Had Enough Of You.
I'm Going To The Bar!!!!

So He Goes To The Bar And Drinks For A
Couple Of Hours....................................

He Starts To Feel Guilty About How
He Treated His Wife, And Decides
To Go Home

As He Walks Into The House He Notices
That The Steps Are Already Fixed.

As He Enters The House, He Sees The
Hall Light Is Working.

As He Goes To Get A Beer, He Notices
The Fridge Door Is Fixed.

Honey, He Asks, How'd All This Get Fixed?
She Said, Well, When You Left I Sat
Outside And Cried.

Just Then A Nice Young Man Asked Me
What Was Wrong, And I Told Him.

He Offered To Do All The Repairs, And
All I Had To Do Was Either
Go To Bed With Him Or Bake A Cake.

He Said,
So What Kind Of Cake Did You Bake?

She Replied,
Hellooooo...
Do You See Betty Crocker Written
On My Forehead?”

“Sometimes it's better just to STFU.

I think this is one of those times.”

“sorry, I'll be quiet :(”

“pineapple upside-down cake?”

“Mmm, cake.”

“
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Something from the Oven
and Pillsbury Says It Best

”

“This thread makes me think of that 50 Cent song where he says "I love you like a fat kid love cake."”

“
I don't think I've ever heard that song,
and I don't think I ever will....

”

“Yea, I spent too much time in bars when I was single.”

“Oooooooh.... and the last time I repeated a Rodney Dangerfield line about Pudgy People, somebody flipped out and pasted it all over the site,    LMAO

(just so ya know....)


And everybody knows cake without ice cream just isn't right....

I was stunned   (stunned)   to learn that "Häagen-Dazs" is a totally made-up name.   Like "KODAK".

        I #&%!$ you not.

”

“I thought everyone knew that. Did you think it was some sort of Swedish ice cream company or something?”

“Sure.... twenty-five years ago, LOL

The Cafe Europa at Harbour Town (right next to that red&white lighthouse) had carob Häagen-Dazs and Heineken on tap.   I drank the Heineken and watched those poor misguided people eat the ice cream.



”

“Oh cripes Tilt, I had to live there and watch all the tourists for a few years! It was terrible!

Except for the fact that our house was right on the ocean. That was sweet.”

“It was a cool place back in the 60s, but then.... well, you know.   Now they've got an expressway where Skull Creek used to be.”

“:(


I thought the icecream was real.


:(”

“The icecream is real enough; it's just that the name was faked to protect the innocent.

There's a Wiki, of course.....”

“I'm making Laurel's birthday cake right now, what she call's the chocolate-chocolate-CHOCOLATE! cake. I dust the pans with dark cocoa instead of flour, add a bar of melted, tempered 70% cacao Ghirardelli bittersweet chocolate to the batter, replace part of the liquid with coffee (yea I use a box mix) and add a few shakes of cinnamon to the whole thing. It's also got chocolate frosting with a little cinnamon stirred in, and strawberry frosting between the layers, with some sort of glaze brushed over the cake layers. Not sure about what flavor of glaze yet.”

“With all the other ingredients, the only thing left to add to this ADHD inducing concoction is to sprinkle a lil crack on the outside.”

“If you use powdered cocaine it will at least look more like confectioners sugar.”

“!”

“South Park had the best ADHD treatment plan.

http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/south-park-adhd-treatment/39268”

“Crack rocks!
http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/CSP/CSP007/construction-crack_~k0072681.jpg
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“happy bday to laurel!”

“Thanks, Sass. She's 8 years old already, and loving the third grade.”