Anybody here like to SING SONGS?

“Lu Lu

can be my friend

but I love only Bongo the Bear

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo

I love only Bongo the Bear”

“I write the songs that make the whole world sing.”

“"You are the bearer... of unconditional things,.... you held your breath..... and the door for me..... thanks for your patiences..."”

“Bye bye miss american pie”

“"You say you found someone to hold you... does she... like I do... baby tell me does she love you like the way I love you... does she stimulate you.... attract and captivate you.... tell me does she miss you .... existing just to kiss you.... like the way I do..."”

“My balogna has a firt name it's OSCAR

My bologna has a second name it's MAYER

Oh I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say

Cause oscar mayer has a way with B_O_L_O_G_N_A”

“They
Asked me how I knew
Raccoon $hit is blue
I of course replied
Someone must have lied
I only tan their hides”

“Four and twenty virgins
came into Inverness
twenty minutes later, there were four and twenty less,
singin' 'Balls to your partner,
your @ss against the wall,
if you can't get laid on a Saturday night
You'll never get laid at all!”

“oops i did it gain????”

“I'm a prisoner of funk
I've got a jukebox for a brain
What happened to the way it used to be
Lord set me free
Let me wake up again
(Wake up now, you're gonna drown in funk, wake up)


"Prisoner of Funk"
The Bobs
The Bobs (1983)
(c) Gunnar Madsen and Richard Greene”

“but i been to oklahoma.....










well they tell me i was born there....












but i reallly don't remember...










in oklahoma....








or arizona.....









what does it matter......what does it matter.....”

“im a survivor!”

“A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, a hundred bottles of beer”

“Why does it hurt when I Pee?

Why does it hurt when I Pee?

Don't want no Doctor to stick no Needles in me.

Why does it hurt when I Pee?



I got it from the toilet seat.

I got it from the toilet seat.

It jumped right up and grabbed my meat.

I got it from the toilet seat.


My balls feel like a pair of maraccas.

My balls feel like a pair of Maraccas.

Oh God I probably got the Gona-ca-ca-coccus.

My balls feel like a pair of maraccas.




"Why Does it Hurt When I pee?"
Frank Zappa
Joe's Garage Pt1
1978.”

“bovine persperation on his upper lip area.....”

“"Oh me, oh my, oh you,
what ever shall I do?
Whoop halleluja,
the question is peculiar.
I'd give a lot of dough,
if only I could know,
the answer to my question is it
yes or is it no.......?

Does your chewing lose its flavor
on the bed post over night,
and if your mother says don't chew it,
do you swallow it in spite?
Do you catch it on your tonsils, and heave it left and right?

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor,
on the bed post over night?”

“Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
That what I really really want to be
Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love with me”

“Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear
I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair
But I can go to movies and see it all there
Just the way that it used to be

Chorus:
That's why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
The "Boston Blackie" kind
A two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be
Maybe suave Errol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby
If I only had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could do some cruisin' too”

“You old Parrot head....”

“Big Wave Dave is ridin a big one tonight.

I play the below song when I need to mellow out....
Who can name this song and singer????

now i know it's not unusual
it's nothing so unique
there's probably hundreds of wonderful love affairs
that go bad in this town every week
but all of them others
them sad-hearted lovers
could cry in their beer, what the hey
it didn't concern me
was none of my business
i never had nothin' to say
but suddenly darlin'
the table has turned
you have left me for somebody new
and now it's hard to express
the resentment i feel
for the years that i've wasted on you

but let me put this another way · ok?

i'm full of h-a-t-r-e-d
i'm bitter and malign
you've got me
p-i-s-s-e-d off
i'm angry most of the time
why don't you
g-o t-o h-e-double"l"
you tramp
you philandering b!tch
i'm going to
k-i-l-l one of us baby
give me time and i'll decide on which

and i know i'm acting immature
i'm acting like a child
i should display some self-control
instead of going wild like this
and i do wish i could accept all this
as simply "life" which includes pain
and act upon the actual fact
that nobody's to blame
yes i wish i was as mellow
as for instance jackson browne
but "fountain of sorrow" my ass
@#$%¢&-(*&)$# [if you want to know what this means, buy the cd]
i hope you wind up in the ground

i'm so full of h-a-t-r-e-d
i'm bitter and malign
you've got me
p-i-s-s-e-d off
i'm angry most of the time
why don't you
g-o t-o h-e-double"l"
you tramp
you philandering b!tch
i'm going to
k-i-l-l one of us baby
when i'm sober i'll decide on which
(but then again, maybe with the proper counseling, we can work this out)”

“WoooooHoooHooooo ,take a look at this...That suit is you....yer gonna get some leg tonite for sure...Tell us how you do...Come on Dave, give me a break...Hey,hey,hey-one break coming up!”

“Big Wanker Dave is on a roll tonight ... roll that tube wave, Dave.”