Introduction....Yeah So What?

“What has it got in its pocketsesssss?”

“Good job, Tea. You spelled it right. :)”

“I know, I know, I know! But I can't say it yet!”

“Its a keg! They dont have a lid, only a spout, with golden beer inside.”

“just as I was posting my response to Phaedrus' interference in the questioning...my portal to the internet went down...with an alarming scream, Harriet went into a trance, requiring me to shut her down and invoke recovery spells...I'm very tired from the ordeal of purging the evil spells...

Phaedrus, and the others, I would ask you to refrain from shouting out the answers, Limpalong is attempting to enter our world, she must prevail alone, and up to this point, she has proved herself worthy. Do not make it harder for her than it already is...I must re-compose myself...the 3rd question will be forthcoming in a moment.”

“Ah, come on! Put a lid on it!”

“Miss limp

are you limping because you helped Bacpac with his women problem?

Did you do you so hard your back hurts....resulting in a limp?

Good job BP.

Miss limp, you are a troll, and we like trolls. THey give the site character. Now that you have been properly identifide as a troll, you may troll on. Have fun”

“Ice Tea you can go strait to hell.”

“The wont accept me. You must understand, I have no sole, I have no concscience. There for I have been rejected from hell”

“I must apologize for the tactlessness of my fellow wizards. Some of them (IceTea) are quite young and impetuous. He will be talked to...and Phadreus...control yourself...we are all aware of your wit and knowledge...A riddle challenge thread will be forthcoming...there you shall be tested, but for now...let limpalong answer as she may.”

“Question #3 What is the average speed of a swallow?”

“Ice Tea maybe they wont't have you because your spelling is autrocious.”

“Stick man which kind of swallow?”

“Monica knows, Monica knows!”

“...you saw through my ploy of deception and surly are not a troll...you have been a gracious participant in this little challenge...you have successfully passed your challenges...

MY FELLOW WIZARDS...may I introduce to you:

Miss Limpalong...

may she hike well, be a friend in times of need, and stand and fight the Dark Lord by your side.

Welcome friend!!!”

“Stick man flight speed can vary between 15 to 45 mph.”

“LOL. Oh Joy and Mirth!”

“if you would kindly proceed to the State your State thread, and place yourself upon the roster. Also Phil will be awaiting your photo for placement upon the photo page of this illustrious and glorious realm that The great wizard, Matt, master of the Web has created for us.

Nice to meet you...now, I must depart, for Khatru awaits my arrival in our castle keep. It is time to joust and play...

Namarie, mellon!”

“"Ice Tea maybe they wont't have you because your spelling is autrocious."
Miss LimpAlong
07:28:30 PM
11/14/02

What?”

“"The wont accept me. You must understand, I have no sole, I have no concscience. There for I have been rejected from hell"
Ice Tea
07:25:24 PM
11/14/02”

“Welcome to the club, would you like to be the firetruck tonight before dinner? I have a friend who likes butterflies. I like to pull the wings off flies. Have you seen my jacket? The nice men in white always give us jackets before dinner. I have a pet turtle. My brother eats his peas with a fork, but I like to try the knife. They don't give us knives here. Are you a real redhead? My second cousin had red hair and dyed it black. I have a penny.

Are you sure you're not a troll?”

“Oh for the love of...Haven't we discused if I am a troll or not enough for one day?”

“NO!”

“she earned her rights today...you impudent pup.”

“No....

She is definatly a troll....

But all this can be proved with a nude pic.”

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“Have I menchend that I think it is possable that you may be a troll?”

“impressive.”

“I'm rather board”

“we are too with your childishness. Grow up! why don't you go and do like Bacpac...and go buy a penthouse magazine and go beat off...sheesh.”

“Don't be mad, just because it took your dinasour computer 20 minutes to load.”

“Just wondering why you didn't join the TT Sierra Trip? It was right in your backyard.

Question for you....
If you are driving from Sabrina Lake to Bishop on 168... When you come to the stop light at 395 what can you see directly in front of you across the street?”

“I think this might rival biz and newgirl's first day!”

“Path, she is defanatly a troll. I 've never seen any one jump in like she did. "introduction...yeah so what" Most people start with Hello, or Hi, maybe even "hey I'm new" and thats even pushing it.

I was nice to newgirl- I think”

“I think she sounds a lot like biz. Maybe biz has dyed her hair and moved south.”

“maybe”

“I hate trolls.”

“Wind Walker goes for the throat !!!! Finally!!!”

“I've only been to Bishop twice and I can answer this :)”

“lmao @ Tea!

welcome, Miss Limpy. good profile...all the newbies should be required to state all their stats like that! ;-) and everyone is a troll, until proven otherwise.”

“IseTee, tat wuZ vary annoiing. Dew nat dew tat agin pleze.”

“So where's MissTrollAlong this morning?”

“I still smell a troll.
Maybe Stikmon and Lizs (rather than Biz) cooked up a little fun here.”

“i suspect ice tea has something to do with this new troll”

“that were necessary to pull that off yesterday. I do admit that it was fun, but no..Lizs and I did not cook up that charade. I widh we had, cause it would have been classic...but we didn't.

Give limpalong the benefit of the doubt, but anyway...

who shall be the next newbie to be questioned by myself and the others? Step up and you shall be judged to see if you be worthy to be counted amongst the wise.”

“Ice Tea, Im sorry dude but I didnt hear a friggin thing you were saying to Miss L, mind repeating what you said?”

“I am real. Proof---> http://community.webshots.com/album/55238137EogfAJ”