Introduction....Yeah So What?

“I smell a troll too stikmon.”

“Thanks, but I'm just starting. Have a test on Mon. night for advancement. I figure it will take me at least three more years to reach black. But that milestone is just like completing an introductory class. Then you are qualified to really start learning.”

“Sticky wouldn't be sayin that if he were still lookin for a girlfriend.”

“I think we need a council meeting of the ministry of magic...maybe we should invite mr Potter. He seems to be quite adept at spotting magical intruders. Miss lopealong, might be for real, but then again, with the forces of darkness making such diabolotical inroads into our world, we much exert as much security measures as we can...trust not that which can not be seen, and even then, you must be overly cautious.”

“Say what?


I want what the stick man is smoking.”

“I thought he won Miss Iowa! I tried, but neither of us were willing to drive far enough out of the way to meet. She said that she wants to see him again.”

“hiya, welcome to the zoo!:) (if you are a troll good luck with that)”

“heres one that will hold up your pants..."Mr Miagi"

I remember an interview long ago that master Bruce Lee did, stating that belts are limiting in the free flow of ideas. Structure is what prohibits imigination. Imagination is what is needed to attain true balance. True balance is harmony with all things.

Don't know about belts, just know how to act and react when necessary. Slow the universe down and then move where your oponent isn't.

When you can snatch the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.”

“Methinks Miss LimpAlong=Spirit Coyote

The Evil Twin troll!”

“lol! i had my troll on the other day :)”

“<>bMiss LimpAlong - What about the picture I requested of you. You could e-mail it to me. I won't be able to share it, as I have not figured out how to get this new scanner to work. I've been trying to figure out why my ex from Panama gave it to me a few days.

stikmon - She looked pretty happy in those pictures along that hike.

How long did lyou two spend in that cabin? It looked real light when you arrived there and the next thing I knew you two were hurrying in an efford to reach camp before darkness.”

“have no doubts of that...but my job is to keep the forces of darkness at bay...I have been negligent to that duty of late and have received a note from Gandalf and Dumbledor, that tells me that I must be more vigiliant...the Dark Lord is coming ever closer, he searches ever harder for what was lost to him so many ages ago. He has many spies, and many allies. Miss Ropemup could be a spy, she will be asked 3 questions, and if she answer correctly, then we will doubt her less.”

“If you think I am a troll in your deluded mind then whatever. I don't really give a #&%!$.”

“Wait. What are the three questions?”

“My goodness, this Miss LimpAlong thing has quite an attitude. Maybe she's related to bacpac.”

“miss limpalong has feelings, and they hurt rather easily...A true minion of the dark side would not be as easily bemused and rattled. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...have I been to rough on her? What say you, fellow wizzards?”

“Geobeet, the reason her name is a different color is you clicked on it to see her profile, lol. You changed the color yerself!”

“I don't think you've been too hard on her, stikmon. I think she deserves what she's getting with her nasty attitude!”

“you did it yerself...you broke it, now fix it you turkey!”

“Well I just clicked your name to see if it worked and your name did not change color. Also, her name is now in green like everybody else's.

I wonder if Stikmon is on to something here ...

Personally, I think Lizs has put some kind of spell on the lad, but then ...”

“stikmon - Sorry, but I plan to continue to follow my instructor's directions. We don't snatch pebbles. We snatch the hand and the next thing heard is bones breaking. Aikijutsu = bone crushing. But fear not, more important, we are learning to be polite, to avoid trouble and to be nice to people.”

“I only give additude back to those who are accusing me of not being myself smiley girl.”

“Yes, but you see, giving attitude back is how the trolls work. That's why they think you're a troll. Kindness pays off, especially when you're making a first impression!

Plus, you weren't so nice on the State's thread.”

“DELUDED!!! I'll have you know that I am a member, in high standing of the NAGSM, I am the holder of the Flame of Arnor, I am a defender of the Light...The maker of The Great Staff. I am a graduate of Hogwarts School of Magic. and a defender against the Dark Arts.

you dare to call me deluded...you young upstart...I should reach through my portal of the internet and slap you upside your head...deluded...indeed...hrummph!!!”

“lmao. I think I can see the vein in Stikmon's forehead.

Geo, it's not gray now because it's a different page. Don't know why my name isn't gray after you clicked on it. Maybe because I'm special.”

“but yes...she has reached into my cold and lonely existence and brought light to my heart...ahhhh...the fair one from Iowa, is never far in my thoughts...yes, I spell has been cast, but one of my own doing...

Nasty is as nasty gets...Miss hopalong...be you willing to submit yourself to the 3 questions...mind you answering incorrectly will damn you soul to eternal anguish is the dungeons of Angband, but to answer correctly will prove your worthyness to counted among the great wizards of our times, and we need all the allies that we can muster, for the Dark Lords legions grow ever stronger.”

“Smiley girl I meant nothing by that post except that I wasnt sure If I would be posting again after everyone accusing me of coming from trolldom.”

“ROFLMAO. Wizard? I'm no "wizard." They don't even exist! But I will answer your questions.”

“I hope you have room for me here. Hell if you don't I'll MAKE room. LOL. Just thought today was a good day to stop lurking outside the windows staring in at you all."
Miss LimpAlong
04:15:13 PM
11/14/02

you seem to not know how the procedures are here in this realm.

Will you submit to the 3 questions???

An answer is required!”

“so sorry...

Question number one...

Who is the master of the Web?

and remember we will know the truth when you speak it, so do not try to lie. My silmaril is focused on you.”

“after everyone accusing me of coming from trolldom."
Miss LimpAlong

If you've been watching for a while, like you said, then you would know that such treatment is normal, expected and customary. Your's has actually been light, because there are more important strings in action.”

“Um I think his name is Matt.”

“your answer is correct.

question #2 is almost upon you...be warned, it will be grevious upon you to answer incorrectly...are you still willing to proceed?”

“LMAO. Me, scared? Just get on with it.”

“In recent memory, there was a hike that took place where one of our ranks was stricken ill by the Dark Lord, This hike generated the longest thread in recent memory...

What was the name of this thread and hike and when did it take place?”

“Clue, it caused release of the thread,
'Saturday Night At The Fights.'
”

“Can I give hints?

By the way, Welcome, Miss Limpy. I think you'll find your trailtalk experience to be like hiking:

Uphill most of the way with moments that make you remember why you came.”

“hmmmmmmmm....tick tock...can you hear the clock...tick tock...your head is on the block...tick tock...”

“gentlewizards, no help to miss limpalong...she must prevail on her own...or face her own peril.”

“Good grief Stikkie, she has to research that one. That was nearly forever ago.”

“Ok I think its Prowler who was sick, in Montanapalooza In 2002!”

“congratulations! research is one of our trademarks...to be able to find out the secrets and plans of the Dark Lord, is one of the most important skills that a wizard needs...you have done well.”

“Bring it on Stick Man!”

“And the third question would be (drum roll please):”

“Look! There's the old man from scene twenty-four!”

“Stikkie's working on it.”

“and this will be the final ordeal that you must pass in order to gain favor of the council and this court...

answer this riddle, and your trial shall be over...

A box without hinge, key or lid...
yet golden treasure inside is hid?

Answer correctly and you shall be welcomed and called "friend" within the community of wizards in the realm of Trail Talk.”

“An egg.”

“I am going to guess that it is a keg of some kind.”

“A thougher one:

What have I got in my pocket?”