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“Seeing the homeland security bill is going to be passed, let's get a head start. Give "them" something to look for in all of our lives! I mean we all can say something that is "suggestive" that will bring them knocking at our doors!
Oh, say "liberal" or "environmental" what do you think?!”
“Come on stump, ya think John Poindexter doesn't already have us all penned into his Daytimer? When the tumbrils roll, there will be one for each of us, two for Violin, and three for Tom Terrific.”
“Our company managed the disaster restoration at the Pentagon,,,I am probably already on some list.”
“Well you got it done early, so it should be a good guys list.”
“Mitch McConnell is a big poopyhead!”
“Hillary Clinton is a chicken tamer!”
“wankers. She's gonna make a great washington intern, someday.”
Do ya suppose she learned that from her daddy???”
Pass it on
“I have been flying around the country this week. The random searches are all being performed on Democrats. Republicans just need to show their voter registration card at the ticket counter.”
“Saxby Chambless is a goober.”
“Sorry, meant to say 'booger'.”
“The Koran is neato, Bush is a pig”
“I caught a connecting flight in Dallas and the guy with the window seat next to me is a Mid-Easterner. Before we push back from the gate he starts his prayer chant. We taxi for 20 minutes and he still hasn't finished with his 4:00 prayer. This guy gets on with no carry on. No magazine, nothing; and we are on a three and one half mile flight to California.
I stared at him for a while and then I started doing isometric stretching exercises with heavy breathing.
When we landed I gave him a piece of gum.”
“Bacpac's story reminds me of something... Can't remember exactly what, but something.”
I think its time for a revolution...
“the government is trying to heard us in the same manner that the catholic church did 1000 years ago. Mind control and misinformation is what they are spooning into our brains...do this, don't do that...can't you read the sign...
The writing is on the wall people...we are losing our freedoms in the name of freedom. The government want you to believe that they are making it safer for you, but the reality is that they have created this state of crises, they have outfitted the mongers that they are trying to fight...It is a conspiracy of the greatest magnitude...we must summon the council and decide upon a course of action...Melkor has risen again, we must defend ourselves.”
“Stikmon is now officially dancing through the mushroom patch.”
“I'm gonna buy some booze for the bush girls and see if I can get a threesome going... I'll video tape and get them to say bad things about Dubya”
“Yawn, I was on Nixon's enemies list I think (I hope, really).”
It is contagious
“I see Geobeet still suffers from delusions of persecution dating back to the sixties. That explains a lot.
Now he has infected stikmon.”
“where's phillis diller when ya need her........”
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