India says "Welcome!" to Bill Gates

“Saw BILL on the Charlie Rose Show the other night. That Tablet PC he was hawking looked pretty nifty, but Charlie was smooching Bill's butt somethin' awful.”

“I saw a review that said it was interesting, but still a little clunky. I think it might be the wave of the future, simply because it mimics the way people are used to taking notes. Personally, I prefer to type my notes because my handwriting is often illegible, but on occaision, I've had people ask why I wasn't listening to them because I was so busy typing on my computer.”

“What. Doesn't everyone use 8' condoms?”

“No violin, that's in the IQ thread.”

“But Wait, There's More....”

“Bill and co. sucked the West dry (almost)...now he's going after the Third World.

Whatever...many thanks for the $100 million donation.”

“$100 million over 10 years to fight AIDS in India...

$421 million over 3 years to fight Linux.

Hm.”