irritable, grumpy, and nasty reserve lis t

“Well, my knee has been bothering me, then I fell down the stairs and bruised everything except my bones, and now I have a cold. Can I just spit now?

Sorry to be grumpy, yadda yadda lately. Arggghhh!”

“Feel free to spit I do it all the time!

8p”

“jezz...that's been me for the last six weeks.
Report to the injured reserve thread.”

“Depends where you're gonna spit, grump! Wood stoves are cool. Makes a nice sizzling sound.”

“Wow Lyndy, that sounds terrible. I'd be grumpy too under those conditions. Hope you get better soon. You're lucky you didn't break any bones flying down the stairs.”

“Wow Lyn stay in bed! dont move...use a pee bottle and make your family wait on you hand and foot till this bad luck is over with”

“Ahh yes, the pee bottle. What fun it was to lug that sucker into the bathroom and empty it every morning.”

“Get well grump. I actually got out for a walk on the towpath Sunday. Gonna go for more Saturday.”

“Ouch! Get better soon LyndyS!!!”

“better yet geo stick it in the fridge and invite someone over you dont like for lemonaid! TEEHEE”

“Thanks guys. The funny thing is that I forgot that I fell down the stairs and was wondering why I was so sore everywhere. I think that it was that "Oh I don't do anything stupid" selective memory thing.”

“The only people who don't do anything stupid live in the cemeteries.”

“Is this the PMS reserve thred?”

“Nope, not today at least!”

“rats.....i guess im not reporting then”

“LOL, oh look, it's bbinkley starting a new PMS thread.”

“lmao”

“Next thing he'll be asking about the pill!”

“You mean he'll skip right over the details of how to put in place a diaphram?”

“I never do anything stupid, and I'm not dead...so don't lump me into the catagory of the deceased. puuulllease.”

“Everyone is gone! The women all went to paris in pairs and the men all went to pyrite school. I guess I'll go watch the kids do homework.”

“Heh Heh, you will some day Stikmon.”

“You forgot you fell down the stairs? Report to the Booze on the Trail Thread... <VBG>”

“I fell in the woods...and that was on purpose...I meant to do that...I drank so much...I projectile vomitted, rolled around on the ground in the woods, bounce off a couple of really big trees, pissed in the fire...it was a work of art. mission accomplished
and proud of it. too!!!”

“fell down the stairs - ouch! Go ahead and spit, Lyndy!
Hope you feel better. :)”

“8-P
Tilt!

I was not falling down drunk, I was doing housework in my socks for gosh sakes!

Thanks, Twigeater, it scared me more than anything. When I was a kid, I always had this dream of climbing these endless stairs, and then the stairs fall out from under me. Now that I am an adult, I know that stairs don't actually move, well at least everywhere except at Hogwarts. Actually it would help if the stairs could get out of the way when you fall, so that you wouldn't bang everything on the way down.”

“Soooooooooo... you were skating around the house like Tom Cruise and decided to take The Shortcut downstairs...

You were just in a hurry... It just slipped your mind...

THAT'S the ticket!



Be careful. That last step is a Dusey!!”

“I will see you next fall!”

“You mean that there will be a next one? Ouch, ouch, ouch.

Time for more coffee.”

“Lyn yes...those things come in threes...you'll be over here in the infirmery pretty soon!”

“i thought you swallowed”

“Sc.
it's

Have a nice trip
see you next fall


Sorry you feeling crappy. I give you permission to bitcch and moan and groan and yell @ bacpac all you want.


It may make us ALL feel better if you do.”

“so do ya feel better?”

“did someone mention my name?”

“no yelling at bacpac.........”

“What's wrong with bacpac? Seems okay to me.”

“People magazine's Best Dressed List is out, and, boy, is it filled with surprises! Among the stars cited for outstanding achievement in expensive-clothes-wearing: Jennifer Aniston-Pitt, Julia Roberts-Lovett, and hunktor supreme George Clewney. And if color photographs of those stars weren't enough to send you racing to your local newsstand, the issue's also got a rare picture of Jennifer "Left Eye" Lopez in her controversial Oscar dress! That girl knows how to strut her stuff. Well, you may be partial to cats or dogs, but, me, I'll always be a People person.”

“NEWS flash,
left eye isnt struting anything anymore.

sorry to pop your bubble..”

“snarl, grump, snarl and growl!”

“Have another cup of coffee and make a slice of cinnamon toast. It's oooookay!”

“AS Mike Hammer said to Red Green in last night's repeat show, "Does someone need a hug?"”

“Yeah, my cold got worse over the weekend. I hope tomorrow I feel better.”

“I hope so too.

I am hoping that cold germs cannot live with the rat poison I have to take. I figure I should get at least one additional benefit from the stuff.”

“My nephew couldn't come over to visit today because he caught a cold Friday. It's going around.”

“Present!”

“GRUMPH!

The drum on my printer died late Friday, took most of Saturday to find one in stock at a store. Couldn't wait--drop DEADLINE--so I've been slaving at the computer all weekend.

GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP”

“Oh stumprider, that definitely tops my cold for something to snarl about. Is this printer drum thing something that rarely needs replacing or is it something that you could keep on hand just in case of these "must have it now" situations?”