let's stir up some more controversy

“When you can hire a lawyer?”

“When you can read Trail Talk?”

“'Spoiled preppy boy'?

Yes, I suppose so.

I don't think he could've been elected as the mayor of any major city without his family connections. Before his father's friends picked him up and dusted him off, he was just one of many failed oil developers. If I recall correctly, he (and many others) went headlong into drilling for oil after the embargo of the early 70s and when the price of oil subsequently fell they were flat busted.

Then there was a call from the owners of the Texas Rangers baseball franchise, and the rest is history....”

“Coke habit, DUIs, AWOL military service. No really, this guy is a shinning example of responsibility and one which I am proud to display to the world as the leader of our great nation.

FOUR MORE FOR GEORGE!”

“Yes
Physicians should be assisted in committing suicide.

When does life begin?
After forty.

I'm tired of pickin' on Bush!
He's a weenie!
His ole man is a weenie!

Clinton's greatest accomplishment was pissin' off the right wingers!”

“Was the guilty verdict in the Andrea Yates murder trial fair or was her postpartum psychosis overlooked by the jury?”

“I forget... is she going to get the needle?”

“Aliens created us, whoever believes in the "gawd" theory is a fool.

Hey, did anyone see that new Reese Witherspoon movie? Man that chick is hot!

LMAO Tilt @ Monty Pyton!”

“ARTHUR:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?


Yeah, that site is a barrel of laughs...

Entire 'Holy Grail' script, and other stuff”

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AFLAC!”

“i've never been invisible before........”