Rush Limbaugh on crack.

“
Don't bogart that Oxy, my friend
Pass it over to me
”

“here ya go”

“This oxycontin is crazy shiznit dudes! I was watching hannity and colmes the other night, and hannity appeared as the devil!”

“Look out dude! They don't call it Hillbilly Heroin for nothin'!”

“I can only watch Hannity and Colmes on drugs.”

“I have been back from my trip to the Boundary Waters in Northern Minnesota for about a week and the primary thing I would do different is bring along some fishing gear. Obviously for this area a collapsible pole is the only way to go. Can anyone steer me to a good one. I'd prefer one that has successfully withstood the TT ritual of hell that all gear must pass through before being blessed by this site.
Thanks.”

“Popeil makes a nice bit of fishing gear.”

“My bad. Thought I was posting a new thread. Think I'll take a nap.”

“What-the... ?

LMAO”

“I think I can tie this all together with a cartoon. Rush Limbaugh on crack...King of the Hill episode where Hank Hill accidentally buys crack, thinking he is buying a new type of fishing bait. Hank gets arrested and goes to court where he is found not guilty through a little deception. Rush doesn't get arrested, but has lots of high dollar lawyers and will probably not only be found Not Guilty, but not go to trial in the first place, also probably through a little deception.

So I've mated fishing to crack, and Snake Eyes is vindicated!”

“Thanks a lot. Good thing Prosecutor didn't read this. I'd be on my way to the gallows.”

“This also reminds me of a joke concerning a family mortuary business and the Best Fish Bait Ever.

Unfortunately, I can't say exactly what that is... blasted message board filters... but the punchline goes something like this:

"But why do you smell it before you put it on the hook?"

"Well -- my brother is a real comedian and he usually slips in a couple of assholes."



... Which brings us back to the topic of the thread,

<GRIN>”

“where's the love ya'll?”

“Ever hear the one about, "as ye sow, so shal ye reap"?”

“....he said in the most negative way possible....”

“Paybacks are heck.”

“Thankyou, BB.”

“hi Tunacan! :-)

that was soooo weird, BB...they called him fat, LOLOL!!”

“Hey there, Miss L. Rush gives me a rush. How about you?”

“*hurl*”

“Ladies and gentlemen, you know, it's been real frustrating here for the past - what has this been? - past three months. It has been very frustrating to sit here and see what gets released and then reported in the media and to have to remain silent about it for a number of reasons...
...the state has been leaking information to the press throughout this investigation. They have been planting information that is not established, throughout this investigation. Of course you've got an eager media lapping it all up...

Why would any of us want such records made public, even if they prove our innocence? It's not up to me to prove my innocence by giving up my right to privacy. I have to give up my right to privacy now in order for the state who is, in effect, just casting a line out there, hoping to hook something. They've got to invade my privacy to do this...

Now, as you all know, I have admitted that I was addicted to prescription painkillers. I have been to five weeks of treatment. After failing twice to get off of these things myself, I sought professional help, did so, and I continue to be in treatment now. Now, I don't know, and this is...I run the risk here. I'm not whining about it. I'm just genuinely curious. How many such people are being pursued by the authorities?

Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some L.S.D.
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside of their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they should have let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't stop teasin' me
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you've got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?”

“I didn't know Purdue Pharma was making OxyContin suppositories.”

“Explain to me again why we’re supposed to feel sorry for this guy?


From the June 3 edition of The Rush Limbaugh Show:

LIMBAUGH: I mean, if there is a party that's soulless, it's the Democratic Party. If there are people by definition who are soulless, it is liberals -- by definition. You know, souls come from God. You know? No. No. You can't go there.

mediamatters.org”

“It sounds like he's back on crack.”

“Junkie mo-fo hatemonger.”

“I used to play a pretty mean version of that Percy Sledge song.”

“There's something inherently sick about a professional hatemonger saying someone else has no soul.”

“I could say he's a motherless f_ck, but that would be stooping to his level, wouldn't it?”

“I don't know Treebeard, lemme stoop down and see.”

“Yes, and that's exactly what he'd want you to do.... Like bin Laden wanting to start his 'culture war'.

Birds of a feather.”

“I'd like to butter Rush's necktie.”

“Sorry, but I don't se where Rush, and others like him for that matter, can attempt to say something like that. Th phucks think they have a free pass cuz of their religion? Bullchit!

It's no suprise that a person like Rush would believe in a jealous, childish "God".”

“And jingoistic, to boot!”

“HEY! No big words here, K?”

“O?”

“He said no big words, Mark-O!”

“Hey guys, we're way off topic here!”

“Naw, that's just a big letter!”

“Grab a stick and bash that Nazi Gas Bag!”

“What a handsome devil!”

“Where's the mustash?”

“That reminds me of that Devil Dog... LOL

”

“The caption on that should be: "If Limbaugh Came Back As A Chihuahua"”

“You people have no souls.”

“You're CRACKin' me up, Annie!

How did people who were derided as being bleeding hearts and soft-headed lose their souls.

Or, why am I so mean?”

“But, Missie! This is ENTERTAINMENT, right????????”