Trail Talk Fantasy Football League

“Muuuuaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaa!

Week two is over, and now the bye weeks begin. Time to test your depth, people!

Speaking of which, Hines Ward is off this week... So's Fred Taylor... Eek!

The ouchies need a band-aid...”

“The Haberneros won't feel the effect of the "bye bug" this week.

Key game coming up.”

“The Antelopes are off to a leaping good start! Like butter, we're on a roll.”

“Actually, while the Haberneros are shown as 4th in the league, we are third in points.....ahead of the Antelopes.”

“Man..Akers is MONEY..13 Points...Very nice...I stayed in last night...but I admit to having a few pilsners 'hic Seems like the 1st couple of weeks have been a bit contrarion for NFL stats..I expect that things will progress more towards the norm...I think we are going to see more from St. Louis and Frisco's offenses...Thanks for the prediction Phaed..you guarenteed my victory...”

“Yeah yeah.

Let's hope the league has developed a cure for the niners and rams offense and another for the Steelers defense (though it pains me to think of it) just so the results this year will be more mixed.”

“So... do you think Ahman Green will be sitting out this weekend against DET? I do and even picked up his back up, Measley. I'm gonna run away with it this week.”

“No guts, no glory.”

“All the top experts are wondering if the Antelopes can be stopped. But they all agree that stellar coaching and top-talent are big reasons to their success.”

“While the Antelopes are a force to be reckoned with, they can, and will, be stopped.”

“I noticed at least one team whose starting lineup was incomplete due to having players on a bye weekend.

Are the coaches falling asleep?”

“You snooze, you lose. Even still, a barage of excuses will still follow.”

“I hope it stays that way :)

The guy I'm playing has forgotten that the Raiders are off this week.”

“Yeah, I wish I was playing against one them. I posted the weekly projections about an hour ago. Maybe they'll notice then. Other than that I see no reason to tell them. Suckers!”

“The Antelopes will need a lot of help tonight from Bruce.

Otherwise, the Haberneros will continue to roll.”

“I hope bruce catches everything and they ignore holt all night. I'm on your side, Artex!”

“Let's hope Tampa Bay gets TDs, not FGs tonight. If M Grammatica gets 10 points I will set myself on fire.”

“I sure hope Warner doesn't pull a Garcia!!! All I ask for is 10 measley points,Kurt!!!”

“You know, I had Mcnabb rated higher than Garcia on my draft card... I sure am glad I didn't have to decide, though! :)”

“The Antelopes anticipate a big scoring night for Isaac Bruce of the Rams and Keenan McCardell of the Bucs. Derrick Brooks and Ronde Barber will also put up big defensive numbers.

It just so happens that the aforementioned players are all members of the Antelopes football team.

Pretty cool, huh?”

“Artex, you came darn close. Brooks and Barber put up some very nice points. Too bad for McCardell. Was that pass/catch by Williams/McCardell ruled a pic or a fumble?

I can't believe Warner threw 4 friggin' picks. All I needed was 9.72 points to win and he couldn't do it.”

“McCardell ended up getting a fumble ruled against him. It ended up costing me the win, but the Habernos put up a fine performance and my hat goes off to them.”

“And the Haberneros graciously accept your praise.

After getting my brains beat out on the league message board in regard to the trade, it is a welcome change.”

“Yeah, CHEATER!

So, is Mcnabb the MAN or what?”

“Chili,
Better start looking for another reciever. Moss just arrested for "hitting" a traffic officer with his car.

Check out the ESPN website for more info.”

“Moss is just a bad citizen.”

“I didn't beat your brains out..I just shook them softly..I just want to be sure that the league is fair..nothing personal..”

“Moss = trouble. Why couldn't this have happened LAST week? :-)”

“I didn't get much out of Moss last week. In fact, he has been a bust so far this year. I should have traded him when I had the chance,,,j/k he will come around before long.

I don't expect his legal problems to effect him this year. I am pretty deep in the receiver department. A lot of "untested" but potential talent. It looks like picking up Stallworth was a big win. If Price and Reed can come along as expected, I will extremely solid at this postition.”

“I think I'd rather lose without a guy like Moss, than win with him...He's such a selfish thug...”

“A selfish thug that runs like a gazell, jumps like a kangaroo,,,and has hands that can cover an 8 x 10 piece of paper.”

“Yeah, I was willing to trade for the guy earlier this season. it seemed like he was all ready to make the leap into adulthood.

Shame. Imagine what a guy with a work ethic like Jerry rice or even Cris Carter could do with that talent...”

“I'm not discounting this guys obvious talent, but in a team game his attitude stinks..I'd take Ed Mcaffrey over him any day...”

“Moss will no doubt be a distraction to the rest of the team. He also wears a pantyhose thing on his head. Not good.”

“I have Shaun Alexander on my fantasy league at work. And, fortunately, despite his slow start this season, I started him this weekend.

That was a huge game!!!!!!”

“I didn't get much out of Couch or Moss this week.

At what point do I give up on Moss? Maybe I just wait until they suspend him for substance abuse.”

“I read that he dropped four passes in the end zone yesterday.”

“Chili,
I'll trade you K. Warner & Quincy Morgan for Moss.”

“Pantscandy,,,,Warner out with a broken finger will generate only 1 point less than Couch did last week.”

“Ha

hahahahahaaaaaa!



Haaaaaaahahahahaha!


Hee!

Haaaaaaahahahhaaaaaa!

My sides!


Warner!


Hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaa!


Oh god! Make it stop!


Heeeee!!”

“Elam lost the game for me. I wish DUNK never accidentally dropped him. This is the worst start I've ever had in any sport. I don't know if I can cope being a loser. How do you guys deal with being losers all your life? Should I just quit or get drunk? Both look very appealing to me right about now.”

“Billy boy..any excuse to drink..I'm with ya on that one...FF has been topsy turvy this year..some crazy stuff..don't lose faith it's all in good fun any how..What's funny, is that of my 5 teams..the team that is really kicking ass(4-0) is the team I picked with my gut instinct..no help from the so called experts..I tell ya..next year It's all me 100 %”

“BTW...just got back from a hike to Mineral King..WOW don't know if you've been there..but if you ever get a chance..Jump”

“What the ... ?

I'm in first place ?

Da Losas are in first place ?

You guys must be REALLY bad.

LOL”

“To hear it told on that message board.....I am real bad!!!”

“burp...cough...wheeze..Me and you in the Super Bowl Da Losas...Sorry to see that Priest Holmes won't play this week;”

“Yep, it'll be close...I think.
Hope Denver doesn't shut down Oakland.

This is my first try at Fantasy Sports. I've learned a lot. I hate football. Most of the players are either egomaniacs, drug users, thiefs, or rapists. They get paid way too much.


Has MDS finally posted something controversial?”

“Man...if you hate Nflers so much, maybe you should sit your roster in protest.. :) eheh..Good Luck and may the best hiker win!”

“Psych!

Just kidding.

I think I'll bench the whole team anyway!”

“Ok.

That's enough.

I'm retiring from Fantasy Sports.

I'd rather be playing than watching.

Wahoo! I'm tha Winna!!”