FINALLY!

“I suffered through 12 years of Bill Clinton as Govenor and the 8 years as President. I made a bet with a friend of mine that Clinton would evolve into a Tabloid Jornalist. I might be able to retire early now.”

“BP, don't worry, your money is safe. WE all know that WJC loves the press and will do anything to keep in the spotlight. So I have no dout that he will be a part of the media soon. However I'm thining he will have a talk show like jerry springer.”

“Suffered? Man, if you didn't make money during Clinton's years, you be one helluva loser. The Clinton years were prosperous, dood.”

“I heard Bill was having trouble finding suport for his presidential library. My guess is he'll open a presidential news stand in stead complete with porn.”

“That $1.50 isn't gonna get you through what's left of your golden years, Bacpac. Unless, of course, that socialist precept of social security actually comes through...”

“By AMY McCONNELL
Monitor staff


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Some mentally ill people banned from owning guns can buy them anyway because New Hampshire officials don't report mental health records to federal authorities.”

“Take a break kleety, your days of being thebackpacker, phaedrus, etc. are over.

How bout some HAIKU to cheer us all up?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

“Good god, ya'll.

I think the discussion has pushed him over the edge, and not even the higher med dosage could keep him from tumbling into the abyss.

Oh well.

Not that big a loss.”

“Why would kleetn troll? He has never avoided saying something outrageous as kleetn, why would he need to troll?”

“Leave it be, Pathman. He's beyond help now. Your words can't reach him.

The only thing that can save him now is a cayenne pepper high-colonic.

If only gear slut were here to administer it.”

“Kleety is extremely intelligent and extremely bored.

His personality is as predictable as a mud mold.”

“What? Me worry?”

“Hoo Hoo, Ya'll, my buddy called and offered me a double or nothing. I gotta take it what do you think?

I will have to take a one year cut on my prediction, but eash money says that Bill won't consider the damage to Hillary's campaign.

I say Oprah rules, but Clinton drools next year!!!!!”

“Okay, I'm now sure that Bacpac just uses this borad to work himself into a lather while he gets morosely drunk after work. He probably has the number of shots required to do the job measured out in advance.

Shudder.”

“by the way, borad in my post above means board.”

“bored perhaps?”

“Yeah Phaedrus, ya think?”

“I don't care what Slick Willy does, just keep him away from my cigars!”