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The Redneck Sexual IQ Test
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“Good gawdamighty! LMAO!”
“How do you know your a red neck?
when your family tree doesnt branch off.
(not sure where I heard that from)”
Here's another good one:
Definition of redneck foreplay:
"Get in the truck, (insert personal favorite derogatory term for woman here)."”
Close but not quite
Get in the truck, (insert personal favorite derogatory term for woman here) and don't wake up the dog.”
“I think my favorite bird to hear in the backcountry is now the spread eagle”
"Hush up, Baby, an' get in the truck."
Remember the "Pickup" Line thread?”
“*shakes head*...back home my friends are so redneck their family tree's look like wreaths”
LOL at Opie!
“Opies from a town with a population of 10,000 and 3 lastnames!”
“Recent studies have determined that marrying first cousins isn't as dangerous as once thought.
So, feel free to pick up women at family reunions. It's okay.”
“Not having to change your last name when you get married is always a plus.”
“my cuz is very hot let me tell you...and if i do say so one of the best lays in town..LMAO...we only have 3000 pple all with the last names jackson, moody, and zorn
I'm on the safe sex committee in my town...i go around and mark a big x on all the cows that kick”
“Boy, that's some community service, OPIE!”
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