Who believes in Global Warming?

“When you grew up in a luxury condo, spent your 13 months with a body guard in Siagon and lived with a silver spoon in your mouth...you don't understand that taxes are ONLY paid by the consumer.”

“He had to do something for an encore after he claimed to invent the Internet... this seems on par with that ill conceived message. I proud of the guy. So few can maintain this level of quality for so long with such a level of consistency.”

“last time i'll say this - somebody hijacked Jimmy san's login”

“You know...I have to agree with Jimmy. I mean that is THINKING POSITIVE. But God....


what was the phrase from DodgeBall (the movie)

For God's Sake its like watching a retard try to hump a doorknob.”

“$3,000,000,000 ought to buy one helluva big air conditioner.”

“He could fill a balloon with the hot air on this site.”

“LOL...drop in global METHANE directly related to the destruction of the SOVIET UNION (LOL)....

This is a hard one for the libbies...but it is okay the Reagan Republicans send their "you are welcome" to you...(LOL)

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2003/11/23/MNG6O38TM81.DTL”

“I got this in an e-mail from NRCM...

Last Tuesday, NRCM released the results of a comprehensive new study of how sea-level rise, caused by global warming, could affect Maine ’s coast. We undertook this study because scientists have become increasingly concerned about melting glaciers and accelerated warming and sea-level rise. What we found was troubling—our coastal economy, environment and many treasured places could be devastated if more is not done to stop global warming. We identified 20 highly vulnerable communities and created detailed maps of some of the most at risk parts of our coast. You can see the maps and learn more on a new section of our website, Effects of Sea-Level Rise in Maine.

Some the losses of major sea-level rise would include:

*Statewide, between 20,000 and 128,000 acres lost,
*Popham Beach and Reid State Park devastated,
*1,000 acres of downtown Portland wiped out,
*Bath Iron Works is submerged,
*Scarborough Marsh completely ruined,
*Hundreds of millions of dollars of property lost, AND
*President Bush’s family home on Walker ’s Point is totally flooded.

A big awwwwwwwww for that last one...
:)”

“Blub!Blub!”

“Dang, how did Bush do this?

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyid=2006-10-03T142934Z_01_N03193332_RTRUKOC_0_US-WEATHER-HURRICANES-FORECAST.xml&src=rss&rpc=22”

“WOW!http://newsbusters.org/node/8249

U.S. based environmental magazine that both former Vice President Al Gore and PBS newsman Bill Moyers, for his October 11th global warming edition of “Moyers on America” titled “Is God Green?” have deemed respectable enough to grant one-on-one interviews to promote their projects, is now advocating Nuremberg-style war crimes trials for skeptics of human caused catastrophic global warming. Grist Magazine’s staff writer David Roberts called for the Nuremberg-style trials for the “bastards” who were members of what he termed the global warming “denial industry.”

What do I have to do to be the #1 Suspect?”

“Eat a can of refried beans and don't light a match.”

“LOL....ever watch a brainiac try to light one without shorts on? We had a highschool jock who was showing off in the lockerroom.

We get the call for a burn injury in the local Stadium lockerroom. We are thinking fire, or something. We get there and Junior is in the fetal position with cold towels being applied. The Smell of singed hair filled the air.

At this point professionalisim restricts you from debating if the burned area is really 1% of his body skin.....”

“better yet - there is a video on youtube of a guy lighting a match - have you seen it? - it's pretty sick! (maybe it's google video)”

“do you mean lighting the candle?”

“if candle is code for fart, "yes"”

“Or are we talking this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl8Z-2USS28”

“that's not it - I'll have to find it from home - let's just say the dude pushed a little too hard ...”

“AH the brown fountain...yep...seen it”

“chicago / detroit

You guys are setting records there for earliest cold ...

brrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

“I am wondering if ALGORE is speaking on Global Warming today in Buffalo?”

“like at Buffalo today are caused by cool Arctic winds blowing across warm lake water.”

“LOL - yeah, it's October - you know, spring and everything - water is still warm from the summer .... yet s n o w from cool Arctic winds”

“Posted on Tue, Oct. 24, 2006



Al Gore visits Berkeley, charges up Prop. 87 rally
SAYS MEASURE TO FUND GREEN ENERGY HELPS TACKLE CLIMATE CRISIS
By Rick Jurgens
MediaNews

Former Vice President Al Gore appeared in Berkeley on Monday to lend his celebrity and reputation as a crusader against global warming to a measure on California's Nov. 7 ballot that would tax oil companies to raise $4 billion for green energy projects.

``I'm here to change peoples' minds on the climate crisis and to support Prop 87,'' Gore called to a group of reporters after he emerged from the ``100 miles per gallon'' Toyota Prius that brought him to a noontime rally in a sun-drenched park behind Berkeley's City Hall.

His motorcade also included three motorcycles, two limousines and a Dodge Ram 1500 light duty truck.

Gore, flanked by signs proclaiming Yes on 87 and promoting the Web site of a Berkeley company that installs solar energy systems, spoke to hundreds of supporters who had passed between metal barriers and gathered in front of speakers pulsating rock and reggae music.

Organizers estimated the crowd at 3,000. Police at the scene had no estimate.”

“I think we should just mine Halley's Comet to make a giant ice cube to put in the ocean to help cool things down.”

“LOL...Lumber”

“http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/11/05/nosplit/nwarm05.xml

with proofs ...”

“All regions in U.S. near to or below normal temperature.

In February 2003 no regions above average temperature.

We're talking about NORMAL temperatures - not even "high" temperatures. Think about that.”

“Also, think about the flooding this week on the western slopes of the Cascade Mountains

earlier this year, the flooding in the Northeastern U.S.

last year, The Gulf Coast

year before last the Gulf Coast, Southern Appalachians and even Death Valley.

Climate change is not just about warming.
last edited: 11/08/06 7:42:36 AM”

“Lone...good you caught on...climate..CHANGES...(LOL) to belive that we have any real long term effect is the typical human arrogance.
last edited: 11/08/06 7:46:41 AM”

“lonesurveyor - did you read the thread title? I don't disagree there are climate changes. I've always thought that. You're making our point for us. Thanks.

All of a sudden the lefties are like "global warming doesn't mean the temperatures are rising, it means there is climate change!"

ROTFL!!!!!”

“Yeah...moon, but (whiney liberal voice) if we do not destroy the American Economy the world will end.

It is as i have said from the first, Global Warming is the new location of the World Socialisim movement.”

“Interesting that the worst two tornadoes in Japanese history have occured in the last 3 months. They don't get 'em often.

"to belive that we have any real long term effect is the typical human arrogance"

They have proven that the CO2 level is higher now than at any other time in 800,000 years. And it only started increasing in the last 100-200 years.

http://www.albionmonitor.com/0609a/co2at800kyearhigh.html

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn4802”

“meanwhile ...


brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .......

BELOW *normal* temperatures.”

“This story written by one of Margaret Thatcher's former policy advisers is in response to the report by economist Nicholas Stern which claims that failure to act now could shrink global gdp by up to 20% in the future. Acting now and even making fairly extreme changes will cost around 1% of global gdp.”

“Global warming causes extreme weather events, sargeXLglo. Temperature highs and lows included. Increased global cloud cover - due to the overall warming - will produce localized lows, too.”

“"to belive that we have any real long term effect is the typical human arrogance"


To believe that we are free to act as we wish, completely unencumbered by intelligent restraint and be confident our actions can surely result in no undesirable consequences is typical human arrogance.
last edited: 11/09/06 6:06:11 AM”

“When you have some serious time on your hands....

How to Talk to a Climate Skeptic”

“When you want to spend it wisely....

Temperatures will be increasingly below average through the weekend and early week.”

“Hey Buttshine you want to pay my cooling bill this month? It's almost Thanksgiving and I'm running the hell out of my airconditioner. It's in the 80's and 90's in the south this weekend. Burr! That's cold!”

“Try not being so addicted to A/C coon@$$. (LOL).

Been beautiful here and we are in the South.

I like the term "In History" say getting what maybe a 1000 years total..and the World is Millions of million of years old.

Typical arrogance of the left.”

“Arrogance on both sides XL most of the people hawking these theories on both sides have money to gain. We are in a warming cycle, how long it lasts and what is causing it is still in the air. He he!”

“Care to venture what the news will say about a week from now regarding western Washington and Oregon?”

“By "warming cycle", do you mean "cooling cycle"?”

“">Yet the religious conservatives of the the world continue to tell us that
>it is immoral not to continue procreating so that we can accelerate dooms
>day."

http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/energyresources/message/96016
last edited: 11/11/06 7:03:37 AM”

“How to Talk to a Climate Skeptic


Below is a complete listing of the articles in "How to Talk to a Climate Skeptic," a series by Coby Beck containing responses to the most common skeptical arguments on global warming. There are four separate taxonomies; arguments are divided by:

Stages of Denial,
Scientific Topics,
Types of Argument, and
Levels of Sophistication.

http://gristmill.grist.org/skeptics
last edited: 11/11/06 7:29:07 AM”

“The end of the world on the Mayan calender is Dec 21 (I believe it is the 21), 2012. Ironically, that is the point at which we complete a planetary wobble.


IMHO, global warming is a real, natural occurance, that recently has been exascerbated by human activity.”

“Thanks for a great link, lonesurveyor. Now I finally have all the facts at my fingertips. LOL.

"Global warming is happening on Mars and Pluto as well. Since there are no SUV's on Mars, CO2 can't be causing Global Warming."
There's Global Warming on Mars Too

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