Ages of Posters

“49 in two months...been hiking and bp'ing since I was 8.”

“LOL @ Sassafrass! Sure sure, we know, it was someone else. Yeah, that's it, someone else.”

“43

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.”

“It was someone else! I was getting ready for work around then and Birch was at work. Can't say I like it either. For some reason it bothers me.”

“Yeah, somebody trolled Sauron once when he was posting as Sephiroth. I got my goat too.”

“It's vaguely disturbing. It's like little security alarms going off.”

“There's really no reason for me to be annoyed. It's not like it was an inappropriate post or anything. It was kinda cute even...BUT whoever it was PLEASE DON'T post as her again.”

“How old are you today?”

“I`m much older now, but I still feel young
older than my teeth, same age as my tongue
I`m makin` some of this up so, here goes
I`m the same age as my fingers and toes
I`ve been full of it since I first caught air
two brown eyes have I and raven black hair
not right off the bat I was told, but in a while
I warmed the hearts of others when I learned to smile
the folks put me in a crib, with a kid fence
I screamed, then talked and I haven`t shutup sinse
I think my sisters droped me on my head a time or two
the three of them couldn`t match the stuff I would do
my dad always called the three girls, winkin`, nod and blinkin`
he`d look at me and then at mother and ask what hell were we thinkin`
the girls were sweet, tender and mild
and true to my nature, I was Nature`s child
I`ve learned a thing or two, but always to late
still just a kid at heart, but all of fourty eight”

“That's a really good one Big Foot. I hope you stay Nature's child always.”

“Chronologically 38, but my mind feels younger and my knees older.”

“Thanks Skully,.. you know me,.. I wanted to play!LOL”

“I'm 101100 in binary, LOL

1122 in base 3,
230 in base 4,
134 in base 5,
112 in base 6,
62 in base 7,
54 in base 8,
48 in base 9
and 6.286 in Dog Years.

hey, that was kinda fun.

Have I told you about my binary birthday candle trick? Say the age of your victim is 21, which is 10101 in binary. You put 5 candles on the cake but only light the 1st, 3rd and 5th ones, LOL. You can even get fancy and write a subscript '2' with some of that aerosol frosting.

(lit is 'on' and unlit is 'off', ya see...)

That way, someone could be up to 127 years old and you still wouldn't need but 7 candles, at most.

Perhaps I *do* have too much time on my hands, *VBG*.”

“Perhaps I *do* have too much time on my hands, *VBG*.

But do you have a job?”

“Very Bad Grammar?”

“Vincent Ban Gogh?”

“Ummm, Tilt, the cowboyish comment was great. The binary thing is weird. Sass, sorry I responded to the Abby troll. I thought it was you fooling around. That would bug me out too.”

“I was so much older then, but I am younger than that now.”

“"Ummm, Tilt, the cowboyish comment was great. The binary thing is weird.....newgirl
11:32:02 AM
01/08/02

newgirl, the problem is that the binary thing is closer to the true nature of Tilt.”

“62 what else ?


Web Master.
Woodland Trails”

“Yeah, the binary thing is weird. Can I Get An A-men from my fellow Hiker Geeks?! Somebody need to publish a a treatise to compare/contrast Base 7 and Dog Years, don't you think?

Maybe... not! LOLOL

Hey! You know J-O-B is a four-letter word. Talk about pathological, *sheesh*. Wash your mouth out with soap, young man!

I'm still 'self-deployed' until
a) I get this software working so I can sell it or
b) the money runs out, Ha!

I don't wanna be a cyberserf no more!


Oh, that's "VBG" from the series:

G........Grin
BG.......Big Grin
VBG......Very Big Grin
ELVBG....Extremely Large Very Big Grin”

“Now I'm just frightened.”

“BWAH-HAHAHahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I guess I better not post those Halloween photos...”

“Tilt, you're even better at evading a question than Gear Slut! Come on, start bragging about how young you are!”

“
"Now I'm just frightened."
newgirl
12:15:52 PM
01/08/02


You are wiser than your years. ;-)”

“Has Ms. Skully forgotten her Algebra I?

The Horror...”

“No, Ms skully refuses to do math when not at work unless forced to at gun point!”

“This poster feels younger than he really is.

I guess you could call me a Poster Child!
=80”

“PS I already know your age, I just want to see it in print.”

“It IS 'in print' --- Nine different ways, LOL!

okay-okay... I'm really a 19-year-old French bodybuilding albino hypnotherapist with a wooden leg.

I like to whittle, too, which comes in handy.”

“newgirls mom's must stash is older than my must stash.”

“Tilt is 2C years old. So now you know! (in hex)”

“hey, I'm 101100 also.
So what?
I guess the new kids on the block needed to know?”

“Tilt has tipped over 40 and has reached the fresh old age of 44, as in 44 magnum.”

“For a clue, above my desk at school is the poster that came inside Cream's Goodbye album cover (that's as in vinyl album).

29 days to the big 5-0. Think I might celebrate the half century with a new tattoo or two.”

“yo Tilt - you forgot BSEG - big sh!t eating grin”

“O.K., I guess it's my turn...I'll be trente trois two months from today.”

“The rooms were so much colder then
My father was a soldier then
And times were very hard
When I was young

I smoked my first cigarette at ten
And for girls, I had a bad yen
And I had quite a ball
When I was young

When I was young, it was more important
Pain more painful
Laughter much louder
Yeah, when I was young
When I was young

I met my first love at thirteen
She was brown and I was pretty green
And I learned quite a lot when I was young
When I was young
When I was young

Pain more painful
Laughter much louder
Yeah, when I was young
When I was young

My faith was so much stronger then
I believed in fellow man
And I was so much older then
When I was young
When I was young
When I was young

--The Animals, When I Was Young”

“I'm 31 - and boring apparently.”

“Coop, I'm certain that you're a dynamo in real life, *G*

Dang, Chief! Busting my chops like that! *sheesh* I can really identify with the Wicked Witch of the West after that cold shower. Perhaps I should change my screen name to 'Puddles'?

Watch out for that frog talk, G00SE. They'll nail ya for that Fer Sure in this neighborhood. That means you're 41, right?

And another one for the list! Cool. Thanks, HOI.

For Whom It Might Concern: Please double check that the fire extinguisers are fully charged if you're planning on having a cake with candles.

Eric Burden, RIP.”

“h”

“Arclite,

You don't look a day over 41 1/2!!

Ooooooh, Baby!!

;o)”

“I take a terrible picture, sunshine, always have.

If you really want to see how I look, you should see me inside of a sleeping bag. I'm sure that I don't look over 9 1/2.”

“MTMI”

“arclite, YOU TEASE!”

“I need proof, arclite. The next time I'm in Florida, I'll look you up. .... and down. =8'o

hehehe”

“47 when I started hanging out here.

52 at last count - 1949 was a very good year.

And the last time I looked?....

Yep, it's still there....

I'm'a old chick what likes tender morsels..”