Ben Kingsley the new leader of Afghanist an?

“Have you seen the new leader of Afghanistan?
I swear he looks just like Ben Kingsley!

1.Maybe it is. He would have had good training from doing the movie Gandhi.
2.Have you ever seen them both in the same room at the same time.”

“With the advances in prosthetic makeup, he could be Big Bird and we wouldn't know it.

Do they have 'Sesame Street' in the Land Down Under?”

“Yes.
Unfortunatley it teaches our children to speak American.
eg.
To ask for "cookies" instead of "biscuits" or "candy" instead of "lollies".
"Trash" instead of "rubbish".
Even the pronounciation of letters.
"haytch" instead of "aytch". "Zee" instead of "Zed".”

“Yes, it's quite insidious.”

“We even have some misguided fools celebrating haloween!”

“That's 'H-a-l-l-o-w-e-e-n', as in, oh nevermind. Dambed American culture spreading accross the face of the earth like a virus.”

“This reminds me of a National Geographic show on the Himalaya. The narrator was effusing on and on about being so very far from the influence of North American 'culture' when a 12-year-old Sherpa boy walked around the corner wearing a Michael Jackson t-shirt.

O Well...”

“LOL! I was going to make the point that Halloween is European in origin (as in All Hallow's 'Eve, which is a Catholic observance) but that's poinyless. We're the ones spreading it, along with everything else so we might as well get the credit along with the blame! Woohoo, I love being an American. I just hope everyone else will, too.”

“Pass the French fries... What de heck are pommes frites?


We deserve to burn for spreading disco.”

“ABSOLUTELY! I'd like to 'get' someone for disco, myself!”

“I shouldnt really stand too high on my soap box.
We've given you
*Crocodile Hunter
*Paul Hogan
*Rupert Murdoch
*Mel Gibson
*Russell Crowe (I know he's a Kiwi but if your from NZ and famous, we'll claim you.)”

“LMAO! And someday we'll get you for that Rupert Murdoch thing.”

“Thats if he dont get you.
"I want my Foxtel"”

“I don't feel guilty about the disco anymore.

RUPERT!!! GAK!!!!!

Thank G-d he's old and will hopefully be dead before toooo much longer.

*GRIN*”

“Sorry to put you off your macdonlds but he has offspring.
Little Lochlan.”

“I saw him speaking at the National Press Club. He can't be as bad as Daddy... or can he? LOL

'Peas in a pod', or no?”

“Glad you all like my pick. The new Afghan leader talks like a American and looks like one. He'll do everything I want him to do... including put through the pipeline. Kiss my ass, Omar !”

“solitary, you need a nice, long walk.”

“GDE forgot to close with the requisite maniacal laughter (i.e. "MOOOOO-HAHAHAHAhahaahaha...").”

“Sorry guys but I don't post under the name George Dubya Evildoer. Not my style. But I have to admit I kinda like the way the poster thinks. :)”