Anyone TT'ers Just Plain Boring?

“Anyone TT'ers Just Plain Boring?

The TTLC is for you.”

“Are you stupid, boring, no fun to be around? Then TTLC is for you.

Yes, the TT Losers Club, where for a small monthly fee, we will send you to parties and get-togethers where losers like yourself can be among friends.

Of course, you won't have anything to talk about, because you are all losers.”

“But think of the fun you will have.

*brings out powerpoint slide show*

Right here.. is our last monthly get together. See everyone standing around the room, pretending to be having a great time?

And look here, looks like one of our members made snacks for everyone. Isn't that great? Peanut Butter and Banana sandwiches, mMMMm.. my favorite!”

“Oh!
you are makin me hongry!”

“TD, you might want to put that bottle down now.”

“And of course, safety is of utmost importance.. so don't worry -- we don't mountain climb, or backpack, or cross country snowski..

Nope, of course not.. in fact next month we have a wonderful outing planned. We are going to visit the Rhododendron Gardens!”

“Yes, for a small month fee, we can put you in touch who dozens of losers just like you... so don't wait.. find that phone underneath those six Domino's pizza you had delivered every day last week, and call us now.. 1-888-8826”

“You one of those "life of the party" types?”

“wolfsister: naw.. just bored I think. I got Friday blues on Thursday.”

“Yes.. of course you want to join.. don't be afraid.. you don't have to venture out, for an additional fee, we will even bring out our van to pick you up!

Call 1-888-8826 now to reserve your place at the next get-together.. the first 25 to call get a free Oven Mitt!”

“*motions to man standing nearby gawking*

you look like a good candidate sir, you obviously have no life. had to leave the house for toilet paper ehh?.. I am sure your keyboard appreciates it!”

“Of course the president of the Loser's Club would have to be Jay Walker, founder of Priceline.com who lost $7.51 billion.

L-O-S-E-R!”

“yes!.. Jay is one of our FOUNDING members..

he is the one who suggested we supply venture capital and make this service available to losers like him!”

“Ok,,Ok,,,I volunteer, I am closest, I will go up to Jackson and make sure TD takes his medication today.”

“You may also have the Dr. check to make sure it is the proper dosage.”

“I will just make him keep taking it until he becomes subdued.”

“You mean this thread is a joke. Hell I was gonna sign up.”

“hehe.. can someone help me with my medicine?..

I think I accidently doubled the dose.”

“If it's tranquilizers, that's a good thing.”

“TD, we are all boring loosers, and thats why we spend most of our day here at TT.”

“This organization is not and never will be affiliated with the HMWH Club, TT Division.

This has been a message from your president”

“Not a loser
Not a hottie
Pretty good brain
Average body

Decent hiker,
To the end,
Doing my best;
Dependable friend.”

“Boring???

Haven't you heard...were all FREAKS!”

“Yeah, but in a nice way, Buddur is.”

“So where is the ole TownDawg anyway?”

“He posted a trip report last night or the night before.”

“I was going to join the TTLC, but I was just too shy and didn't know how to go about it.”

“I see we have a lot of new members lately.”

“fresh meat!!!”

“Entertain me!”

“The thread title makes little sense.”

““Entertain me!”
VioLiN
11:38:54 AM
4/26/06

Click on this.
http://violinbackpacker.tripod.com/homepage.html”

“Fi your ekspecting thsi sight to be a pearagon of speling and grammer, your be dsiapointed.”

“Could you post that in Engrish please?”

“Its fnuny how you can fguire out wrods as lnog as the frist and lsat lterets are in the rghit palces.”

“a mind is a terrible thing to waste”

“A waist is a terrible thing to mind.”

“Pop, goes the weasel.”

“Why does the weasel always go pop? Why doesn't it ever go mom?”

“That's Nova Scotia salmon. The real thing. It costs $24.95 a pound but really $12.48 a pound net after tax. I'm writing this whole party off as a promotional expense. That's why I invited clients instead of friends. Try that Brie, it's dynamite at room temperature. Maybe I should turn the heat up a bit ...”

“Nice doggie...”

“wuff”

“First Violin, you must answer these questions three.

What is your quest?


What is your favorite color?


What is the flight velocity of an unladen swallow?”

“i can tie my own shoes.”

“The maximum speed the birds could maintain was 13–14 meters per second, and although the Lund study does not discuss cruising flight in particular, the most efficient flapping (7 beats per second) occurred at an airspeed in the range of 8–11 meters per second, with an amplitude of 90–100° (17–19 cm).”

“...you're ALL bored right?......no?, oh then I STILL get it you're just Fricken with him huh?....No?....maybe I don't get it...or I got it, just to late to be a contributor...or...am I early, and still out of it...hmmmm....I'm going to give this some thought...be back later......”

“Too easy.
What is your quest?
475,238
What is your favorite color?
The square root of banana
What is the flight velocity of an unladen swallow?
farfignuggen”

“What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?”

“i don't know that!”

“You should get Marvin Gardens to tell you some jokes!

And btw, what is that funny broken-English thing that has a series of pictures with the caption "Your (something) are (something something)"?? It's on the tip of my brain, but I can't quite remember it...”