TT Bachelor Auction

“OK ladies, this is your lucky day. The first annual TT bachelor auction will now commence. The vent is sponsored by the HMWH Club, TT Chapter, and all proceeds will go to the The American Spock Society

EVERYTHING MUST GO!

GET YOUR BACHELOR OF CHOICE!

Do you want a radical nincompoop? try Spock for a paltry .50 cents!

How bout an aging superstud? Bacpac can be bought for $2.00

Bid now ladies, and support a good cause.”

“PORD BEERS ON YER HAID”

“Want a soldier boy? Militiaboy can show you his guns for only $1.50 (starting bid)”

“No bidding yet? How embarrassing for the TT boys.”

“My son is not a 'nincompoop'! He is really a very bright child, just a little manipulative.”

“sounds like my type of guy”

“Maybe Spock and I could go as a package deal.

That ought to sweeten the pot!”

“Would that be a pea shooter?”

“$3 for the lot of em”

“Is there anything else on the auction block? Got any cute Spanish boys or any Sean Connery old guy types?”

“The Spanish boy needs to be able to play the guitar and the Sean Connery type needs to have an accent.”

“naw...they just need to be able to wash dishes and to perform other..er..necesary tasks.”

“Phil is the closest to the Sean Connery-type. But, I bet he comes with a high price tag.”

“i'll pay ANYTHING for brad pitt”

“Does Phil have an accent? And Aero you are pretty darn close to fitting that bill yourself. You should be proud.”

“Thinking to self, "how can I type with an accent?"”

“ROTFLMAO!!!!Aero, you can do it, we have faith!”

“null”

“hMmm.. this will be a TROLLing thread for sure..”

“Newgirl wants to be a Bondgirl.”

“You got that right, TD. They're chumming the waters as we speak!”

“hey how much is steve going for?”

“i like 20-something year old girls.

until they open their mouth... and TALK!”

“LOL!! now this is priceless! see what you miss by going to lunch...”

“Since Gentle Ben bailed I have lost the desire to bid.

But if you're free, I'm listening.

No one under 40 need apply.
Unless you want nightmares.”

“Why Mel, has it got teeth?”

“look, rad, you're the one who's gonna get the spankin' soon, if'n ya don't look out! and how old are you, anyway, hmmm?”

“grrrrrrrr...lets beat him up!”

“Why can't we have any 20-40 y/o men who look good in just a pair of hiking shorts to rub our sore spots at the end of a long day to bid on?

Hey... where are you DM?? ;->”

“lyra is an exception.

vix, beat UP? that's not exactly what i had in mind when i was talking about a non-chattering, open mouth.”

“shanka! :-)

but enough lollygaggin'! who's up for grabs? i've got some birthday money to blow...”

“me! BLOW it on ME!





LOL!”

“hMm.. last time I offered to give a back/shoulder rub to a tired fellow hiker, it almost got steamy..

*lol*”

“hahahhahhaa!! i knew i could trust you, rad... :-D”

“....blush”

“*perk*

Oh really. Did you want to schedule an appointment?”

“lol”

“I have a few days free, but don't dawdle.. the holiday season is filling up fast.

:)”

“WHERES MY STEVIE? i have $5 bucks to spend”

“I will get you eleventy sixes fore dollers for Derty Darrel!”

“Damn! We haven't raised a dime yet!

OK, OK.....

10 cents for Buddha Bear....... going once.......”

“You got anybody tall, strong, and qualified as a masseur? If he's named Sven and doesn't speak English, then better yet.”

“AMEN!”

“I'll pay $5 for any man who does laundry well.”

“Naw, for that kind of money he'd better be doing some dishes too!”

“$6 for a man who cleans the toilet after he uses it.”

“$10 for a man that can hit the water when he uses a toilet.”

“LOL!! you girls...”

“Yeah, just you wait, lyra. It's the mundane things that will test your faith.”