New People

“...or Sybil...”

“HELLO all my name is goobergirl”

“uMm.. ok.. I'll bite.

Does that mean.. that you LIKE "goobers", or LIKE "goobers"?”

“I dunno...some boy just calls me that”

“Hello. This is my first post. This seems like a real friendly place. You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.”

“oh!!!!!! HOWWWWWLLLLLL I Think im in love!”

“I hven't seen you post in a while, kleetn.. have you been on vacation?”

“hey kleetn...come over to my neck of the woods...”

“I just recently escaped from AmyG's dungeon. She wields a mean whip.”

“i bite?”

“Hiding with Amy for a whole month?”

“heh.. mine has be doing honey-dos EVERY weekend lately.”

“correction: heh.. mine has me doing honey-dos EVERY weekend lately.”

“HEY THIS IS GREAT A WHOLE SITE DEDICATED TO BACKPACKING. IT CANT GET ANY BETTER THEN THIS!”

“Who is this vixtrix...and does she know I am happily married to Biz?”

“This site is dedicated to backpacking?”

“I thought Biz had the whip. Durn.

Amy & Biz: whips in stereo. A boy can dream, can't he?

cue Devo.”

“Anybody seen kleent? I have a message for him!”

“maybe you should talk to evilgiggler about that tilt”

“hi! I'm new people.”

“HI thebacpac! I gooberirl.”

“This place is wacked! I really am new here. At first I was offended because it seemed like there weren't that many posts related to backpacking and that?s what I was looking for. But now I see that it's more of a place where people who backpack (or at least want to) hang out and BS about any topic. And there's some pretty weird topics sometimes! Just one question: how do you know which of the posters are real and which are trolls?”

“MUHAHAHA Good Question”

“mapper, you are presuming that any are real.... LOL”

“By Jove, I think she's got it.”

“Hiya goobergirl. Cool name.”

“hee hee hee”

“Hey Mapper, did you bring that velvet cat-o-nine-tails?

Evil, put down the jumper-cables and back away s l o w l y . . .”

“A velvet cat-o-nine? Hmmm... That might have saved my marraige.

Damn leather hurt too much.”

“It's all in the wrist.”