TT Halloween Handles

“LMAO!”

“here”

“Every day is halloween in Masked Marauder's world. God I wish I was him!”

“I like pus and blood! :) Especially if blisterd are involved :)”

“I like pus and blood! :) Especially if blisters are involved :)”

“CMB should be headless mike backpacks :)”

“mwoohoohaaaaa.....
If my name weren't scary enough”

“Good ones DM & Free!”

“Personally I like guts strung around the campsite.”

“lyra, I'm coming to get you!

squish flfff squish flfff


L Y R A A A a a a a a a a a !!!!!”

“Close italics.”

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The only thing we have to fear is drugs itself.”

“Fear God.... Drugs? No problem.”

“A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.

He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.

By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward.

Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.

By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward.

Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music.

"Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's just decomposing!"”

“Q: Why don't witches wear panties?
A: To get a better grip on the broom.

Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.”

“Ouch!”

“a goblin... lmao!”

“bring me the head of Warren Sapp!

squish flfff squish flfff”

“Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
De Goblin Girl
From da mystery world

Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
She's black 'n green
'Cause it's Halloween

Raggedy black
Is the way she dress
Little green shoes
'N her hair's a mess
On Halloween night
At de costume ball
She's a Goblin Girl
An' she can gobble it all

She's a goblin
She's a Goblin Girl
She's a goblin
She's a Goblin Girl
I been hobblin'
'Cause of the Goblin
Goblin Girl ...Goblin Girl

Some girls like
To dress like a witch
Some girls like to dress like a queen
Best way a girl
Can dress for me
Is in a Goblin suit
(They look so cute...)

When they're a goblin
There ain't a problin
When they're a goblin
I start a-wobblin'
Pink all over
Some is tan

Goblin Girls
From every land
They look good
From any which-a-way
Every Halloween
You can hear me say:
"Goblin Girl, take it away..."

Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
De Goblin Girl
From da mystery world

(TRICK OR TREAT NOW...etc)
Talkin' 'bout the bad girls
All the Goblin Girls
Talkin' 'bout the bad, bad girls
The little Goblin Girls
Some are called Doreen
Some are dressed in green
They're tricking your treat
But they're bad girls
They're very bad girls
(LEPRECHAUN LIGHT...etc.)
They make your face look like
you got scales on it
But that's okay...
When the green light shines down
On the black guys in the band
Everybody in the audience
Thinks they're seeing something
That looks like it's made out of
Fish skin
But Coy leaves the green gels in the truss
Because he knows the guys in the front
Really enjoy looking like they've got
Scales all over their body...”

“So refreshing in the morning to read the words of the great Frank Zappenstein!”

“what is a ghosts favorite fruit???



Booberries”

“<VBG>


How do vampires travel?

By blood vessel.”

“Which pair of shoes did the ghost like best??


His Boo suade shoes”

“What's brown and walks through walls?

Caspar the Friendly Shit.”

“What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...”

“What's a monster's normal vision?

20-20-20.”

“Boo Whacka Boo”

“BOO! i'm going to BLEEEEEED on you!

”

“i heart Halloween! you people are too funny. except Monkey Brains...that's just wrong! LOL! who's Morticia Morgue? i would guess Lyndy, but she hardly ever graces us with her presence anymore...
;-)”

“Carrie = currahe?”

“guess again! moooooaahaahaahaahaa!!

looks yummy, Tree Blood.”

“I can't think of any other TT'ers that sound like Carrie.

BTW...





















BOO!”

“Junebug?”

“How's things down east?”

“Doh!!!!!

How's things in Bethesda :^]”

“T.H. wins the prize...BLOOD! yay!

i know it doesn't sound like my TT name, Scaretex, but it sounds like my "real" name. i was running out of options with the TT one!”

“Larry?

Barry?

Ari?

Canary?”

“I thought this was kinda scary... but maybe I ought to go back to 'Steamy Melon Balls'.”

“How about "Draclyra"?????



Duh~~~:^P”

“Blob's Big Bootie????”

“i was Draculyra last year!

ooohhhh, BBB is Tilt! good clue there.”

“Ah... much better.”